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What is the step by step process of meeting women and having sex with her?
How can the process be completed while minimising the risk of rejection at any point to a single digit percentage?
Thanks.
>>26296890
if you only want sex, then see an escort.
if you want a relationship, then it's completely up to her if she ever wants to.
Paying a prostitute has a very low rejection rate, assuming you're white and not violent/crazy.
If go with that option.
Bro tip: get a car
You can now pick up girls for dates and have sex in the back of your car. My sex life strted a couple months after I learned to drive
Why don't real women actually like sex, anons? Is it solely a male thing?
They like sex, just not with you.
>>26296920
ding ding ding nigga
>>26296835
>tfw gf has higher libido than you do
>have had tinder for three days
>have four profile pictures and what I think is a funny bio
>have swiped honestly so the algorithm doesnt think I'm a spam bot
>have liked ~200 girls
>one match to a fatty
>she never responded to my message
Honestly thinking of killing myself.
ya just end yourself bruh
Dude, tinder girls are notoriously picky and shallow. They're only looking to get fucked by Chad Thundercock. They don't care how nice you are, how funny you are, how smart you are, how sweet you are. Unlike most men, they will accept no one who fails to live up to their outrageously high standards. They have no self awareness. They have no hobbies other then shopping, drinking, getting fucked, taking selfies, and sucking dick. You do no want to spend time with these hos. They are horrible people and you are better than them. The women you really want know this too. Now you have to go out and find them.
try OkC
Can /r9k/ tell which ones are fellow Robots?
http://www.facesofsuicide.com/
>fedora
kek no wonder he killed himself
>My beautiful daughter you grew into such a loving caring young woman with a very big heart, a positive attitude and compassion for those that had no voice. You have no idea how infectious your personality was to so many people, they just couldn't get enough of you. We still can't get enough of you. You didn't realize how you would light up a room just by walking into it and how bright your smile was. I've had so many people approach me that didn't even know you very well tell me how you made a difference in their world when it mattered the most and when they needed it the most and you didn't even know it. So many people have thanked me for bringing you into this world. You truly were a remarkable young woman who made this life so fun and happy for so many people. You are loved by many, many people and missed by all whose life you touched. I know you tried so hard to not take your own life and the person you sought help from and who should have at least notified me did nothing to stop you, nothing. I just wish you would have told me how you were feeling. After all, we were best friends and that is what best friends do, help one another, rely on each other and tell each other everything. I love you so much beautiful daughter and I miss you more than words can say. xoxoxo "Mommy"
Stacey whore deserved to die
>>26296767
>tips fedora
Too bad she was actually a qt. Now she's just bones
how bout a that kid thread?
>that good looking kid that femanons were all over
that was me.
I can crop images better than you though
>that kid who's parents forced him to do all honor courses and get a 4.0 GPA, who in junior year had a complete mental breakdown and had to be withdrawn fro school
>That retarded girl who would go around scratching people with a jagged piece of metal and got away with it
>That kid who took a shit in the sink to piss off the principle
>That principle that who would get super pissed when he found shit in the sink
>That kid who was way too open about his porn habits
>that girl who would give people handjobs in study hall
>that Spanish teacher who got pregnant and left halfway through the year every year
>That gym teacher who everyone suspected was a pedophile
>that kid in chess club who would smugly say "thank you" every time he captured your piece, and who was so autistcly good at the game that no one ever beat him
>That kid who only wore clothes with pictures of sea turtles of wolves on it
>That weird girl who would ear a fake tail to school
>Those girls that got rushed to the hospital because they thought they could get high by downing an entire bottle of dish soap in foods class
>That kid who would come to class in the same jizz stained sweat pants every day
>that guy who had a kid at 15 and subsequently dropped out
>That kid who brought a brick of cocaine to class to show to other kids, and thought he could hide it in a garbage can in the mechanics shop
He was never seen after thatThat kid who used to get beaten after school and at lunch by a pack of chads with a heavy plastic stickThat kid who used to go for walks in the woods beside school by himself every lunch and recess
The last two were me.
>purposefully isolate myself
>hide in school toilets during break and lunch (Inb4 ban- I'm 18)
>breathe heavily
>talk to myself
>have a powerful inner monologue
>sometimes see shadowy figures in the corner of my eyesight
>spend all day in bed
>extremely paranoid of everyone
>stay up til 3, sleep and wake up just before I have to leave- repeat
She has officially screwed up my life. I'm ruined. There's no hope.
What does your inner monologue sound like, OP?
>>26296545
My voice. In the style of mark in peep show, it just reaffirms my fears and worries
>>26296371
You sound a lot like me, except I had audible voices by 18. I'm 20 now. I'm a long-term NEET. Go see a psychiatrist and a psychologist. Don't fuck up like me, littlebot.
/DXM/ generel. Post experiences and enlightenment. Also discuss what RCs you buy and your experiences from them.
>tfw your legally getting high and normies can't do anything about it
>>26296323
>tfw used to really enjoy DXM until your trips started turning weirdly satanic
Now I'm convinced I have demons stalking me
>>26296358
Have you tried taking etizolam with the DXM? It could just be anxiety influencing your trip.
The only drug that makes you feel like you're literally a robot. Not fun, but not unpleasant either. It's like getting sucked into a black hole and reappearing in an alternate universe where everything is uncanny and strange and you're stumbling through it all in slow motion. Protip: you haven't experienced DXM until you've hit 3rd - 4th plat and had an OBE.
Just got home from the grocery store, where i got randomly pushed (twice) by a (taller, probably stronger) man. Obviously provoking me.
How would you react? The first time I gave him an annoyed look because I thought he did it on accident, then he did it again stronger. I "ignored" it (as much as you can ignore being pushed forward and almost falling) and he didn't bother me again.
Just curious what other robots would do, because I only know the typical reactions people would say
>turn the other cheek
>push him back (and get fucked up by him when he gets mad)
>shoot him and claim it was self defense
but what would you guys really do?
blow your rape whistle
Verbally confront him and bait him into an assault charge. Make sure he does this in front of other people or cameras. Then take him to small claims court.
Let him take me home and ravage my boipussy.
>"hey, anon! Are you excited for Super Bowl 50?"
>"what? You don't watch sports?"
>"oh"
>"that's cool, anon. You're.. um...unique"
>"hehe see ya around, anon"
>>26296047
>"Oh, you are watching the Super Bowl?"
>*looks at weak, fat body*
>*knows there's no shot he actually plays sports*
>"O..K... I'll see you around, anon!"
>girl calls me unique
>>26296047
>I do watch sports!
>tries to explain esports
>rooting for TSM
>the look on their faces makes me feel like a faggot
>spaghettied everywhere
>avoid that person or persons the rest of my life
TFW I'm a buff, handsome guy who can get any girl I want while you beta faggots wallow in self pity lmao
P.S. Did I mention I'm a MARINE?
Instant pussy magnet ;)
Lookin' killer in my dress blues. Semper Fi retards ;)
>>26296022
>>26296032
you got ways to go yet.
Hey guys did I tell you I got a gf?
Cuz I got a gf
Go back to Facebook you fucking normie
>>26295989
full story pls I actually want to get out of this hell hole, how many dates did you go on and what did you do before it was confirmed?
Nice mcafee impression.
Who /preferswomenwithshorthair here?
>>26295889
dude just admit you're a faggot, you're not fooling anyone
>>26295889
Reporting in senpai
I personally prefer pixie cuts but most women who have them seem to be lesbians
>>26295889
I prefer short red hair with muscular body. I like my woman strong
You're on safari in Austria when this guy comes up and slaps your girlfriends ass. What do you do?
>gf
>traveling
>>26295785
i bust out my Kazuya and unleash my inner Mishima demon on his ass.
cry pretty fucking hard, honestly
>"You know I really like being around you Anon. I mean you're so invested in life, it's like you can't help but allow everything to effect you in some way. You seemed so cold and sort of detached before, but I realize now that you just act that way so people won't think you're a wimp. I know this'll sound weird but I have this really strong urge to look after you or something. Or maybe not look after, but...Well I can't explain it. But I know that if you really like me as much a you say you do then I can only hope we can keep spending time together like this."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGasAak08E
>"Do you mind if I say that I love you Anon?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY]
>"Hey instead of going for a meal later, do you maybe want to come back to my place and I can cook us something? I should have all the ingredients already to make something. I hope that's not too forward or anything, I just really like talking to you like this when it's just the two of us."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkfjWl4zA1o]
>"I had a real fun time today. And thanks for walking me to my door, I appreciate it. Huh? Oh god, that's my sister coming to the door. She must have seen us coming through the gate. Where are you going? Oh. Well. I mean I'd like her to meet you if you don't mind. I promise she'll like you. Considering how much I've talked to her about you she keeps saying she can't wait until I introduce you! Hey do you mind if we kiss real quickly before she comes out? Sorry I've been wanting to all day and if I don't say something I'm going to explode"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>drink a couple beers to go to sleep last night
>wake up in agonizing pain
>start puking like a madman with tears rolling down my eyes
>feel like shit
>smoke 8 grams of weed before bed
>feel nothing the next day
Drinking is for retards
>>26295697
op quit being a pussy
the best combo is smoking and drinking being cross faded is the most fun
Go to a liquor store
>Everyone is hygienic and well groomed
>Employed, well spoken, sociable
>Having a good time with friends and family
Go to a head shop
>Everyone is slow, lethargic, unkempt
>Mostly overweight, smell bad
>Doing what they do all day everyday regardless of if they're with people or by themselves
This is something I've noticed. Why is this? Everyone says that weed is better than alcohol, but I think they're biased and ignorant. I think marijuana is definitely the inferior one, and I don't know why it is being legalized.
>>26295697
>8g of weed
surely you jest
