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>You cry and jerk off to Facial Abuse
>Chads big dick is her muse
>you are a wageslave
>chad dives into her cave
I got told off one time for writing these rhymes. Someone said I wasn't with the times.
Chad covers her face with his dick slimes.
>you dream of her talking to you in your car
>Chad flips her over and fucks her hard
>see the girl you have a crush on hanging out with a guy
Is there a worse feeling?
>>26285396
Nope. Espically as soon as you get the courage to talk to them, then you find out that you waited too long.
>>26285465
>you find out that you waited too long.
are you implying you had a chance? what are you, normie scum?
>>26285396
I saw her kiss her boyfriend in the halls while leaving school one day. I couldn't help but freeze up a little bit. I kept it together and continued walking, but it hurt so fucking bad.
In the near future, after various beta uprisings, a world government finally takes control and implements the final solution to the beta question.
Cosmetic surgery and hormonal therapy has made it possible to convert any human form into essentially any other human form (including functional wombs), and all men who do not meet the following requirements must submit to mandatory sex reassignment to female or be euthanized.
-IQ 120 or higher
-6'0'' or taller
-Spotless health history, both physical and mental
-7'' or longer penis
The world government has shown mercy though, and will let all men who do not meet this requirement select their future feminine form. Your mind will be left unaltered, though your hormonal levels will change to suit your new form. You may choose to retain your male genitals, but if you do so, you will be sterile.
What kind of woman do you become? Or do you choose death before womanhood?
>>26285258
I wouldn't want to become a faggot abomination. I'd die before that shit happens.
Pppppppppppeople on the streets!
Need a place to go!
People on the streets need a place to go!
>>26285258
You do realize that historically speaking, any civilization that doesn't give its men the opportunity to procreate and form families collapses beneath the sheer mass of violent terrorism that generates, right?
>trying to write a music album
>all my lyrics are awful
I'm so worthless.
lyrics don't matter
melody and rhythm are much more important
Post some lyrics
>>26285269
>lyrics don't matter
People like you are the reason why songs about a guy reapting the word "Jumpman" over and over are popular
>literally every thread is about sex now
i must leave this place for wizchan. you failed normie robot pretenders disgust me.
1 thread about sex on the frontpage
2 about girls
Not bad desu
>>26285220
But all the mentally ill faggot threads?
>hurr durr everyone entertain my delusions of play pretending to be a different gender
>>26285180
>i must leave this place for wizchan.
Why bother telling us then? Unless there is some spark of life left in you that wants us to tell you to reconsider.
Who super high test here?
Don't you just love being super high test?
low test beta males need not reply
>>26285159
i've just grew a beard watching this lady :)
>suicidally depressed entire life
>major depressive episode
>struggling every day to not pull the trigger
>take 30mg of oxycodone I had left from wisdom teeth surgery
>happiness and euphoria for the first time in ever
>never want the feeling to go away
Is this how addiction starts?
>Not so used to the pain it feels good
a dentist... prescribing blues....
yea, bullshit.
'fraid so, OP. Everyone will try to tell you that you're only feeling awful off the drugs because you're having "post-acute withdrawals". Truth is, life is an awful thing and you were feeling the same way before you ever tried the drugs. Drugs are the only window out of this pain.
Who else used to hang out in bathroom stalls?
I would spend my breaks in there every day and sleep, sit and do nothing, listen to music, or play my gameboy or something. Sometimes I'd go in there to cry too. I'd even ditch class just to sit in the stall.
I did this throughout all of highschool.
When I felt like that I just left the school why dont you do that? I dont get it.
>>26284908
Ugh. How did you deal with the disgusting shit smell and actual shit.
>tfw eating lunch in the bathroom
Never again
i think i found the ultimate answer to our problems
woman weren't always like this, but you have to understand why.. in order to dig deep into current day society and understand what we are facing we must compare nowdays to "back then"
humanity for the most part lived in small communal places, everyone was split into small populations of 1000-2000 people, which nowdays you have cities that hold millions.
back then a woman could only choose a partner if he was around her at the time, if she lived in Nevada for example she could only hope to be the best male in nevada.
but now the scale has tipped, a woman can get togher with a rich,successful and lonely male from hundreds a miles away without having to look for partner
now something like social media makes a woman insane, they cannot control their hypergamy if she see thousands and thousands of guys everyday, each time better guys than the last.
that's why the 20-80 thing happens, because of global connectivity and social media
we can never flip the script unless social media is destroyed
That's part of it.
>>26284701
whats the other part im missing?
>>26284743
>make up
>ego inflating
>clothing
>surgery
>wealth distribution
>social media
I'm sure there are plenty more but those are theo nly ones that came to mind right now
When did you first start masturbating?
When my step brothers taught me at the age of seven.
Chronic masturbation can lead to stunted penile growth? :'(
When I was 10. I remember thinking I was the first one to discover masturabtion and thinking its my life secret that I must keep forever.
Also I remember my first pornsite. It was something like Cherry Girls 18.com. I can't find it for the love of me.
I had my linear algebra exam today.
After Calc 3 and DiffEq. that shit was a cakewalk. pretty sure I got a 100% boys.
Uni feels?
>linear algebra easier than calc 3 and diff eq
what kind of shit linear algebra class are you taking? do you not have to prove anything?
>>26284502
>Implying linear algebra proofs are harder than some of the topics in the other classes
Seriously though, yes there were proofs but it wasn't that hard.
Sounds good mate. I was a b student when it comes to maths. I sucked
Anyone else confused all the time?
>>26284291
I'm starting to have trouble recognizing words and letters
I'm scared of what's to come
>>26284291
>>26285584
This desu. I always feel like my brain is very staticy and I can never get a clear signal when I see or think something. I can't even read words or type with saying what's on the screen to myself.
I always feel bewildered and lost
>>26285692
>tfw get extremely stressed when have to use critical thinking
Can we have a disgusting/embarassing roasties on dating sites thread?
>>26284147
London
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ogc
>>26284147
Would not touch with a fucking 10 ft barge pole
>>26284147
>"hey babe you wanna date me?"
>"nah I gotta kill myself
What was harder for you, the driving test or the ACT?
ACT I guess, my driving test was literally just going around the block once and I scored a 34 on my ACT
Neither.
Why OP, got one coming up?
Driving test I guess. Got a 33 on ACT and got nervous by having to interact with the driving instructor, but passed on my first try.
i give up
who else here give up?
>>26283949
no need to give up
luck is random and doesnt cost anything you might get something
Me
There is just no point in going on
same im going to kill myself when my parents finally kick me out
