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>tfw mommy finds the poo-poo chest
It's not a parental problem when your over 18
I told her not to go into my closet, I told her!
>normal fags role playing as robots
>Thanks for taking me here Anon. I'm a huge fan of American food. I feel a lot closer to you and your people now.
>>26268192
God I wish one day I could impregnate an Asian girl like that who speaks broken english.
>>26268192
>eating burger with spoon and fork
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26268387
>spoon
That is clearly a butter knife
>failing uni
>20 classes left
>parents dont wanna pay no mo
>tell me to take out a loan
>or get full time job paying 500 dollaroos to live at home
what do? i'm scared to take out a loan because if i fail then it will be even more to pay back and i have never had a job before
>>26268146
They want you to pay $500 to keep living at home with them? As soon as you get out of there never speak to them again for being such cunts.
>>26268146
I never understood how parents can demand money from their children to live at home
Fucking westerners
>>26268185
>>26268216
Yes it sucks. I'm thinking about dropping out because I don't want to be chained to a loan and possibly fail more classes which will make everything worse.
I'm 22 never had a job but I guess some minimum wage job would allow me to afford a 1 bedroom apartment? I don't know guys wish me luck
>24 m
>Lost my job 3 months ago
>Been doing nothing but being a neet
>Friend is helping pay my phone bill but don't know for how long
>everyday is sit in my PC doing nothing
>hardly sleep
>keep thinking about what I wanna do but never do it
>ex is helping me a little every month with money
>feel like a complete loser everyday
What the fuck do I do. What do I live for.
what was your job?
>>26267822
Retail
>>26267789
Enjoy your superior NEET life of course. Create threads every day stating how much you enjoy being NEET and how you have all the time in the world to improve yourself.
>be me
>senior in HS (18, shut the fuck up with the inb4 underage replies)
>take sat
>worried, feel like i did shit on it
>fuckit.jpg
>go through junior and senior years slacking off
>after taking sat in senior year, remember that i put my secondary email on it for colleges to contact me
>curious to see how many shitty colleges emailed me, open up secondary email
>fucking brown and dartmouth are interested in me
>what
>THE FUCK
>literally have a cancer gpa, apparently i got high ass test scores though
MFW I could never afford to go to either.
>>26267784You left yourself wide open,and uoeeno
One thing i dont get is how there are supposed good universities and not so good ones. I cant think of a way that would be checked. and even if there are some differences in quality, it should never be enough to justify certain universities fame, or extremely high tuition costs.
It all seems like a scam to me.
>>26267876
It's the same reason that there are different classes of people (not economically speaking, I mean socially) such as us robots, the wizards, the normies, the chads, the stacies, etc.
There's a standard set by Ivy League schools, such as Brown and Dartmouth, such as both of them having an acceptance rate below 20%, and only accepting exceptional students. Places like this become this way because of the original foundation and shit.
>mfw /r9k/ led me full circle and now I don't want anything to do with shy introverted girls and would rather a standard one
Surely I can't be the only one.
>>26267763
What is freaking wrong with you?
>>26268933
a bout de souffle, cleo de 5 a 7 and every other "classic french cinema!!!!" film is bullshit and horrible
>"Oh anon. You've grown! I bet you have lots of girlfriends!
Actually I'm a huge faggot now and I take dicks up my ass, but I don't have any friends, male of female, just empty gay sex.
>>26267740
Top kek grandma
>>26267740
No, grandma, girls go Ewww when they see me or just laugh at me.
What the actual fuck, hiro?
This is going too far. I'm activating my adblock
I have my adblock off for this site and I have not seen anything out of the usual.
Not yet at least.
You have a virus, bro. I've seen it before.
>>26267771
oh thanks
I was wondering if it's really a virus but I doubted it
I made this thread before but got no replies. Is it possible for an autist to get into a relationship? Are their places I can go to that can help people like me? I have mild autism, and my only redeeming qualities are
>I'm in shape
>I can cook
>I have a stable job
>I'm 6 ft tall
You were able to completely formulate this thread in a readable manner, you don't seem too retarded.
Sure, just be aware of what the stereotypes are and do not do them.
For example, do not play Minecraft, do not donate to women on twitch and do not have mood swings.
What are the things that you think are autistic about you that you want to change?
>>26267713
I have a lot of trouble of looking people in the eye when I'm speaking to them, I went to autistic support classes in the past and they tried to get me to look others in the eye but it never seemed to work. I also speak in a complete monotone, I show zero expression on my face when speaking, I'm a neat freak. I also have no idea about social clues, and I can never tell if someone likes me or not.
Also the last time I asked a woman out was 2 months ago
>walked right up to a co-worker
>interrupt her conversation with another co-worker
>asked if the has a boyfriend
>she immediately lies and says she does
>I know she's lying because I facebook stalked her for months and know she hasn't had a boyfriend since February, 2015
>Confront her about lying in a emotionless monotone while looking at the ground
>everything goes quite
>she says she doesn't want to date me because she doesn't date co-workers
>I just say "oh" and do a 180 and walk off
>one month later she goes out with a co-worker
I always do cringey shit like this with out thinking and then I come to regret it later.
>>26267780
Have you considered finding an Autistic GF?
There is probably autisticpeoplemeet.com, and, if not, you could make it and make some money.
what was the most underrated vidya of your childhood /r9k/?
medievil was the shit for me, no one else had heard of it but it was my favourite of all my childhood games
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Also, basically every game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88XnUHAX5-o
>>26267648
> made by sony
> trailer on the official demo
> good reviews
> sequel and later a PSP game
one of my favs, but its hardly underrated..
i gotta say jersey devil. it came out pretty early on PS1 and reviews more or less slammed it for its flaws, but the FEEL of the game was incredible - every stage has tons of great ideas snuck into them that you don't expect, the music was amazing, they avoided "generic tropes" to make the world and every aspect of it really interesting.. the world and characters are unique and it has a dark night-time/creepy/absurd atmosphere that wasn't really used in 3D platformers then..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQPru3zFDd4
Thoughts robots?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432531/Pictured-pick-artist-center-international-pro-rape-storm-t-shirt-shorts-door-mother-s-home-lives-basement.html
Pic unrelated
While I can't stand the witchhunt culture towards rape being pushed by feminists, its pretty stupid for this guy to be outright advocating it
>>26267579
That's one hell of a url OP
>>26267579
It says at the top of RooshV's article that it's a satirical thought experiment with a conclusion that is not meant to be taken literally. Journalism doesn't mesh well with primarily internet-based phenomena, becaue they somehow lose the ability to read what they're reporting on. Of course, it's possible the statement wasn't there at the time of the initial reporting.
Though it's odd now the normies fly into a great rage over this and ignore the police and media cover-ups of rapes and sexual assaults by migrant gangs and such. I guess it's something to do with narrative agendas and the like.
>neet
Okay lmao
>Be a man
>No benefits, you must contribute to society or have some sort of horrible defect that renders you unable to work
>Jump through hoops trying to prove to several skeptics that you are a miserable product of a broken family/society/household and it's better to just let you live in a hole with the bare minimum.
>Success, you now get a pittance of money to live.
>Be a woman
>Benefits out the ass, society bends over backwards to make sure you're comfortable
>Pick which one is easiest from the list you qualify for
>Pick out a random guy to fuck, take down his info
>No surprise, you're pregnant.
>Collect state benefits and some of his money to pay for your neet lifestyle.
Even the NEETs of this board are wageslaves compared to the average woman who has no disabilities nor any drawbacks to her life.
Women are just plain better at everything than you guys.
>>26267501
MOLE
MOLE
MOLE
MOLE
>>26267501
ROASTIE STOLE OUR MEME REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Pic related
>be me
>working in construction
>used to buy my food from the canteen
>talking to the canteen people was killing me
>they were friendly
>thought they liked me
> most other people bring in their own food
> think this is a good idea
>start to bring my own food
>realise this could be seen as betrayal by canteen people who are independent of the contractor
>avoid them like the plague
>start eating at my desk
>office is shared
>Chad always asks what I'm eating
>always wants to talk
>be awkward
>start to time it so I have breaks when canteen is closed
>be today
>so hungry much rumbling
>can't wait
>office or canteen, where will people talk to me less
>chance canteen
>canteen staff start clearing up plates
>turn music down in case she says something
>says loudly don't sit like that
>try and hold myself
>Say "I'll sit how I want to sit"
>thuglife.jpg
>she says it again, louder.
>whole canteen turns around
>spaghetti on the ceiling
>spaghetti on the floor
>so much spaghetti, Italian families turn poor
Why is my judgement so bad, guess I'm eating lunch in the toilet now.
I sat like this after they stopped looking, it's not as comfy. Hope that bitch dies.
>>26267418
>>26267437
OR you could go there everyday and sit just like that with a smug look on your face.
>>26267418
Why in the world would they give a fuck about how you sit? That's some shit OP.
whats your favourite snack /r9k/ while browsing/playing vidya
>cheese and jam here
Pickles, meatloaf and potatosauce
>>26268204
that sound pretty nice actually anon
>>26267373
>>26268204
Disgusting. Yuck.
What is your worst feel, robots?
>>26267322
The way deadman wonderland ends
>>26267345
>nipshit
Knowing that I will fuck every friendship up, even if I try my best, I feel like I'm destined to be alone. It is so hard to even find friends online, but I always do something which makes the other person dislike or even hate me
