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You know the drill. What did he say?
>you going trout fishing with that shrimp or are you gonna batter it and try to hook an asian mail order bride?
dog pussy
this tbqh but idk
Should real robots just kill themselves? What do we have to live for?
>>26264897
Alot, I'm sorry you base your worth on social interaction kiddo
Spite.
>obviouslynotoriginal
>>26264908
>A lot
Like what?
Any balding robots here?
>Finally got the best hairstyle that made me look good
>hair genetics kick in and now I lose strands of hair every time I brush plus my hair on top is getting thinner and wispier
>will probably go bald on top by summer
>want to get on propecia but the side effects and large risk of 2% of men developing permanent erectile dysfunction as well as other symptoms scares me
>either go bald or chemically castrate myself to keep my hair
>current mpb treatment breakthroughs will take years to make it to the market
I already grew a beard and am mentally preparing myself to go bald right now. Sucks to be 20 and balding. I also have alopecia areata in the form of a circular baldspot at the back of my head near my neck. Its like my genetics went JUST mode
For now Ill grow out my beard, work out and hope for the best. Pic related is what I hope I can look like
>>26264672
>Any balding robots here?
First day? We have people bitching about receding hairlines on a daily basis.
>>26264758
I just want to talk with my balding bros.
>>26264672
I never understood why people care so much about balding.
I'm 20, not any sign of balding, but I've always razored my head so I don't have any hair (Not counting my beard )m
I've always found hair to be a waste of time while showering, specially when drying. Not to mention that it gets riddled with bacteria only a couple of hours after you shower.
Guys, I'm so freaking pissed!!
My sister an hero'd last night, they just found her.
I wanted to hero myself but I still have debt to pay off that I didn't want to put on my family.
I thought after that was all paid off I'd go for it, since my parents still had my sister....
That spoiled bitch took my chance to hero, now I'll have to wait until my parents die!!
FML
Just go for it. You won't exist to see your parents grieve anyway.
damn, thats harsh man
if you an hero too your parents would probably feel like they are super shitty at being parents. Man that sucks.
>>26264538
this though i guess
anyone else building always the same dream girl in video games?
not the same one but i don't make girl (or guy0 characters that are ugly to me ever
>>26264341
No, what are you?
An asshole?Delete this thread famir.
Not exactly but whenever I make a female character she's always a red head
Answer these questions. I demand it
Pacific for all of them
>>26264327
Could you be more pacific?
dead thread. stupid thread. OP is a fagnigger
Would you break up with an otherwise cute girl if she made really ugly/weird faces while sucking your dick?
What are some other reasons you would break up with a qt?
>>26264282
That doesn't really seem like a good enough reason to break up with a chick.
>>26264510
Wow, what a beta.
Your father must be proud.
>>26264584
Really?
If she's otherwise cute who cares what she looks like choking on cock, you're the only one that will see that anyway. Just close your eyes and it will feel just as good.
If you've never had sex without a condom you're still technically a virgin. You have to have raw sex.
attraction isn't something that can be forced through memes and pictures, thanks.
Well I haven't done either so I guess i'll just move on
>>26264295
Have raw sex with a hooker and you're set
Reminder that you scrubs will never get a gf unless you grow tf up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
I don't want no scrub, a scrub is. A guy that can't get no love from me sitting on the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying to holler at me.
>>26263801
Truer words have never been spoken. I love TLC
If you don't have a car and you're walking
>Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mamma
>Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
>Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want, oh no
I'm 11 days ~whatever hours into quitting smoking and only motivation was for my cat cause I don't want to see her alone.
>>26263765
Do lt For Her
it is for the greater good, senpai. Your sacrifice will not be in vain
You should fuck your cat I mean if you're just staying alive for pussy you might as well bang it.
Hey family
Trying to show my wife's son some cool flicks for Black History Month
U got anything good?
That kid is biracial.
>>26263760
Zulu, desu.
>>26263760
Just show him vines and shit like a nigger spose to nmmaw say?
>She keeps accidentally texting (You) because Her boyfriend has the same name
how is this even possible in 2016, is she a retard?
>>26263743
>she butt dials you
>that butt
>dials you
use it as a conversation started you derp
also mandatory
> she has your number tho
>tfw someone calls you selfish
>tfw they meant it as an insult
>tfw it's actually a compliment
>>26263658
nothing but roaches, amirite, OP?
man I wish I could be 15 again
Roach poster is my new favorite guy.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
Roasties being upset that men are too smart to cuck themselves with a used up roastie: an ageless tradition
>>26263611
I'm a guy tho desu
>>26263615
The spice girls arent.
You however are a cuck.
Who here /ascended/?
>have refined my porn taste for maximum pleasure
>maintain a fit body, only for myself
>0 desire for real women
>dress like a baller, and disregard all roasties
>chat and banter with the roasties at work, forget they exist once I clock out
>plenty of saved up money for vidya, gym equipment, and vet bills for my cat
>no stress
>no drama
>just dat pure Robotic Bliss
>2016
>still trying
I laugh at you weak faggots.
>muh friendzone
>muh virginity
>muh waifu
>muh degenerate normies
>>26263452
Wagecuck
originialityyyyyyyyy
>robit
>bliss
I do that but minus the gym. Why would I care about how I look?
I feel nothing. I just go through the motions until my battery runs out one day.
The only thing that makes me feel not nothing is my waifu.
>>26263549
Gym is to keep in shape.
I like fitting into smaller clothes.
I also like ignoring women that may be interested in me, just cus of my body.
Who's your waifu?
