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What do you do to feel good? My psychotic depression is in one of its good parts right noe, so I'm capable of feeling pleasure. For me, it's playing dark souls and smoking.
cuddle with cute girls
also smoke weed, take anti anxiety drugs and play video games
>play counter strike: source
>start empty server
>bring up console
>'bot_add chad'
>bot chad joined
>kick chad's ass
>>26276498
Put my face betwixt the butt cheeks of an attractive grill
Share some dreams (or nightmares) you've had recently, robots. Here's one I had last week:
> Be me, having sex with hamplanet bitch
> Finish, rest a little bit, then more sex
> Finally get done, walk out of bed, naked and walk over to nearby amusement park
> Get on roller coaster, still naked, alone.
> Train get to the tippy top, then simply falls.
> Keep falling, disorienting dream sensation
> Finally land, green and blue sky, two yellow eyes staring down at me
> Orangutans everywhere
I want to dream I have a furry gf.
I'm a huge deviant IRL, but somewhat my subconcious is fucking clean.
>>26276226
Last night/early this morning:
>at a cemetery, very green grass, family standing around at a funeral service for someone I don't know
>I'm a necrophile so I'm scanning the entire area looking for opportunity or a distraction
>miracle of miracles, there is an unattended, open casket just on the edge of my line of sight
>try to sneak over there without arousing any suspicion
>make it to the casket
>inside is my gf, she's newly deceased, dressed in a bride's outfit, with a little princess crown attached to her veil
>overwhelmed by how beautiful she looks, climb into the casket and hold her tightly against me, extremely sad but can't focus on anything other than how much I want to be close to her body
>just as I start to lift up her skirt, one of my cousins runs over and shouts at me
>what's wrong with you?! what are you doing?!
>I ask him what's wrong, I don't understand what the problem is
>he stops for a moment to vomit
>collects himself, tells me that I'm holding a rotten corpse and everyone saw me
>I look back at my gf, she isn't fresh at all, she must have been in there for three weeks at least
>the whole bottom of the casket is a pool of bile and other various fluids, I'm soaked in it
>bits of her flesh are sticking to my face and clothing
>the smell is overwhelming
>this only makes me more turned on
>the rest of the family starts walking over
>I panic
>grab the body
>try to make a run for it
>trip, fall on top of her, squishes her body almost completely flat, there's flesh and bone everywhere
>I'm surrounded by my family and they're all laughing at me or telling me what a freak/sicko/sick fuck I am
>wake up>this is a recurring dream
>starting to look forward to having it even though it's awful
>>26277116
That's really, really fucked up. Are you seeing a therapist? I think you should
Feels music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLx__X15glc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9KGJSNVqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOk5OFXHD5E
>>26276222
Solid tunes, Robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCiW161e_YI&index=38&list=RD47PtUvHIQpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y0WKslm-3k
Hey cunts
>currently in university
>just broke up wit gf of 3 years because I simply don't have the energy anymore to go to her city every time she slashes her arm to ribbons
>guilt over the strong likelihood that me ending the relationship is likely going to drive her to suicide is eating me from the inside
>but staying in the relationship it only seemed like staving off the innevitable
>feel cold and empty, not even sad, just hollow
>alcohol or drugs have been the only things that made me feel anything as of late
>and I only ever felt awful
>housemate is now self-harming, he said it was only once but I've seen the scars
>he is slowly drifting away despite trying to get better
>my grades are fucking shit, barely a fraction of what I know I'm capable of
>things I did outside of work seemingly don't interest me anymore, it's as if I don't have the motivation to do anything
>even if I get upwards of 12 hours sleep I just feel drained and tired constantly, I can't focus
>I don't want to harm myself, I just want to curl up and rest forever
That's my gay little life story. Anyone want to share theirs?
>but staying in the relationship it only seemed like staving off the innevitable
You fool! you were supposed to do things and take her mind off such thoughts!
>>things I did outside of work seemingly don't interest me anymore, it's as if I don't have the motivation to do anything
lol just man up bro :))
I'm sorry I can't offer anymore advice, my life is like yours but without the GF or friends
>>26276218
Believe me, I fucking tried man. But her depression was really something else. It scared me, honestly.
>>26276245
sadly m80 it looks like you need to keep searching for that hobby you spend the rest of your life dedicated to, keep trying new things and hope to meet new people who aren't miserable sacks of shit.
maybe you'll even finda girl who will tolerate you while that's happening.
You should probably let everyone around you die and focus on your studies though, they might kill themselves in 5 years after you get terrible grades, they might kill themselves in a month and you graduate well in a year, either way you're guaranteed to be dead in 100 and which would you have preferred?
What do you guys think of Martin Shkreli?
I like him because he pisses off normies and doesn't give a fuck.
>>26276086
he appeals to the 'he's actually a good guy but his motives are too deep for you' crowed of 12 year olds
No opinion, but his name sounds like "shekel" and I always read it as such so it gives me a laff.
However, I heard he got arrested for ripping off the rich people, which is for some reason illegal, whereas ripping off civilians is not. That kinda pisses me off, but I know nothing of politics so idk if it's really more complicated than the rich protecting themselves and not anyone else.
His facial expressions looked autismo when he was being lambasted by the congressmen, so, I like him because he probably browses /r9k/ as most Autists tend to do.
It was done for medical reasons (phimosis)
I'm 24
you didnt need it, you just lost all that feeling for something that you could have fixed in a few months of stretching
the jews got to you senpai
did you try other things such as soaking your cock in warm bath water, slowly peeling it back etc.?
What is your opinion on routine infant circumcision?
do u smoke weed lol
Why am I in bed alone with no chubby QT to wrap my arms around?
Talking GF applications now!
>age?
>location?
>why would you make a good GF?
>are you chubby?
>what are your interests?
>what are your fetishes?
I will choose only one
>>26275611
>>age?
25
>>location?
Texas
>>why would you make a good GF?
Only 10 gbp for blowy joeys
>>are you chubby?
A little thick in the hips
>>what are your interests?
Vidya and anime
>>what are your fetishes?
Anal, rape play, and water sports
>>26276080
you would be perfect if it wasnt for those fetish choices.
;_;
>>26276080
perfect, come to virginia
who's ass, who's getting raped, and who's getting pissed on?
I'm down for either way
Is 6'0 considered tall for a man?
I'm 60 and feel like I'm taller than most men. There are those 6'4 guys who tower over everyone, but they are seriously rare to come by.
we are all the same height here on the internet :)
depends on where you live desu
yeah i would consider 6'0 tall. Obviously knowing a 6'0 guy isn't anything to write home about but its not short by any means.
Source- im a 6'3 white guy
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14 Drawers That Made Our Dad Roar
Here's a drawer that made our father roar
He walked in through the door
and pointed at this drawer
and roared, so that we knew the score:
"I don't like that anymore!"
Here's another drawer that made our dad roar
He roared, "I think this drawer is poor!"
He roared, "This drawer is such a bore!"
He roared, "This is a no-good drawer!"
He roared so much it made him sore
When our father saw this drawer,
he roared a roar
that shook us to the very core
No matter how much you go to the gym
No matter how much nice cologne you buy
No matter how many fashionable clothes you get
No matter how good looking you actually are
No matter how tall you are
No matter how much advice you read on the internet about interacting with women
You will still never get a gf.
Why you ask?
When a woman looks and talks to you her "school shooter" alarm goes off.
Youre a creep, a loser, a loner, etc.
She's doesnt want to show you to her friends, family, social media circles
She wants a normal ass boyfriend which you can never be even if you do end up looking better than a lot of normies
Enjoy the rest of your life being alone, there wont be any justice for you
>>26275050
>Autist detected.
Don't project your shit onto me, buddy.
That's your own tormented soul, reflected outwards.
>>26275103
its true for me though, women hate friendless men, we are nothing to them
>>26275050
you're right
fuck you
How do I ask a classmate out without it being awkward?
just do it
Just do it
Just do it
No
Just do it
Don't let robots even put any thoughts in your head
Fuck it just be sincere and ask just fucking do it just go natural fuck it fuck it don't listen to the robots just close the browser and ask calmly and casually sincerely no pick up lines or bullshit or anything and nothing the robots are saying
Say this: "Hello <name>. Do you want to hang out sometime?"
>>26274930
this sounds like a terrible idea desu senpai
well robots are you ready to step up to the plate yet?
I think that's a bad idea OP, what if the table breaks when I step on it?
Yeah no. Men should not be shamed into taking care of someone else's progeny.
>>26274735
>implying that it is men who abandon women and not the other way around.
>"I want you, but an attractive version of you!"
Not what she said, but I know what she meant.
How do I dull the pain, /r9k/? How do I take it away?
I recommend cough medicine
Rock the 40 oz.
>>26274605
Leave the scar, as a reminder.
You've GOTT to obey the rules.
PANDORA rules.
If you're not a lolicon you're a normie. That's an original post, made by me, originally.
>>26274438
Agreed wonderfully
- C.I.A.
The girl in your image is cute anon but most loli's have disgusting fat midget bodies
>>26274438
>loli with tits
Absolutely disgusting.
Could you relate to him? Do you undertand what he did?
>>26274336
No.
I'm not a minority.
I can get laid.
I'm not from a rich family.
I cannot relate to him in any way whatsoever.
No, but I can relate to breivik
>>26274336
We're pretty different backgrounds
>poor family
>instead of hating other outcasts, I always extended the olive branch as best I could
>Always looking after that one kid who got picked on
>Didnt throw drinks on people as a way of expressing my displeasure.
We share the same hatred and bitterness.
But I didn't write a false manifesto to make it seem like I'm some sort of hero.
My cowardice, anger, and resentment are my responsibility. I own them instead of being a narcissistic prick who can do no wrong.
So no, I can't relate.
And there's NOTHING to understand. His shooting spree was a joke, and it didn't even target the right people. He was a delusional fool who couldn't even went his wrath properly. You'll have to excuse me if I don't line up to suck his dick like the rest of you. He's pretty much the biggest pussy of all time.
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