I hate you all so fucking much
i didn't do anything
>>26288687
state your business
family
>>26288706
Kekd for some reason
Desktop thread
post pictures of your desktops lads, you can learn alot about someone from what their computer looks you know..
anime posters welcome too
I'm pretty sure OP can't bump anymore so Ill just wait
someone post in my thread please
>Daily reminder
Unless you're disfigured or disabled, there's nothing keeping you from achieving chad/stacy mode. So what the fuck is your excuse?
im ugly and have no personality
What if you're short? Women absolutely loathe short men. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>26288534
you can get like 2" of leg lengthening. it'll be enough that you don't look disproportionate. but honestly it depends how manlet you are. if 5'8, you'll just become a average height dude. but if you are closer to 5'10 than you can be almost a chad.
it's hard for us manlets.
>Be me, minding my own business
>Little sister(13) is acting like a massive asshole to mother, being a giant cunt
>I tell her to cut it out and lay off
>She yells at me
>"SHUT UP YOU ASPERGERS FREAK!"
>Rages in my face
>Storms off
I fucking hate my sister.
That shit fucking hurt more than it should have.
>>26288309
iktf, kids are brutally honest.
>>26288309
Should have gave this brat a fucking spanking, something your parents seem to be unable to do
Is punching her in the face not an option?
"Anon, please tell me that if I pull off those headphones I'm not going to be hearing a Giles Corey or a Sufjan Stevens song. Don't tell me you're spending another Friday night getting drunk and listening to your sad songs again."
>>26288279
stupid bitch, i'm on discord talking to my cool /a3g/ friends, fuck off you non-golden ratio whore.
>>26288279
Either The Doors or Marshall Tucker should come up. Maybe some cream or Floyd, but no much.
Why the fuck are we even together in the same room?
>tfw you'll never be a real wizard like in harry potter doing shit just waving a wand and spoking some latin wordsi'm such a manchild
>tfw you will never be a demigod like percy jackson and learn to swordfight and kill mosters and meet a qt gf at a camp for people like yourself.I too am a manchild
>>26288167
I was so fucking sad when snape the cuck killed gandalf
>>26288230
That is not suitable for the everyday life, which means you don't really want it. I would love to just wave a wand and create some water, or look into the eyes of someone and quickly read their mind so i can know their true intentions, or torture people who mess with you, theres so much shit you can do...
>rarely get pimples
>cysts keep forming in my thighs and back of head
What the hell is wrong with me
>>26287989
The thighs and back of head are big candidates for enlarged lymph nodes, so thats might be what they are. I mean you can test this by applying a lot of pressure on it, but thats probably not recommended.
>have literally had bad acne since 6th fucking grade
>now at 20 my hair is receding while the acne stays
I get them around my neck.
Too poor to do anything about it.
My obamacare doctor said, "well, the good news is it's not a health concern. the bad news is it's going to leave a lot of scarring." and boy was he right.
MY DAD JUST FUCKING KICKED ME OUT FOR ACCIDENTLY FARTING ON HIM
Were you sitting on his lap or something?
>>26287585
>not greentexting the story
Come on man.
>>26287585
Suck his cock desu
Explain to me again how Kurt Cobain was not a robot.
>Bullied in school
>Had a stepbrother named Chad, who he bullied
>Lived in the basement in his teen years
>Stayed in the basement all day
>Did drugs and drank heavily
>Wanted to experience sex before he killed himself as a teenager
>Broke stuff for fun
>Was a drawfagComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
He had a successful career, and tons of sex
>>26287533
>after he was famous
Speaking of which, he purposely played his less popular songs at concerts to get back at fucking normies. His happiness continually ran down as he got more and more famous and was idolized by the people who thought e was a loser as a kid.
>>26287480
>did drugs
>white
>had sex
>drawfag
>rich
>successful
He's a Chad.
>Hemorrhoids are back again
>start excercising and walking more
>suddently hemorrhoids flare up x10 as much
well fuck me for trying to better myself
>>26287429
This is why I don't want to waste money in an operation.
>>26287462
That happens at random to me too.
Even if I walk and watch it and avoid everything bad, still happens.
I wanted to try butt stuff, this is cruel
I think I have a problem, /r9k/
there's another 2,000 pictures in the folders
I also have around 3,000 doujins, 7 gigs of pony porn and 170~ gigs of hentai series and porn videos
I feel you senpai. I have this. 33 pages of exhentai favorites, a bunch of other hentai images in other folders (for example all my touhou hentai is in my touhou folder, etc.) and about 1000 bookmarks in total all of which are porn or pornography related
I've got about 300gb spanning pretty much every category in existence, i honestly don't give much of a shit, not like I was ever going to get laid anyway.
>>26287338
I had 2 TB of porn in hard drives.
Then one day I had that deep regret you get from masturbating, I took a bath and prayed, then formatted the HDD. Never looked back. Now I use it for stuff with value (or at least way more than porn) like games, movies, music, TV, anime (no hentai though)
How is she any different from us?
>>26287222
First of all that statement is most likely total bullshit.
Second, she's probably an absolute cunt.
Replace Guys with Chads and you'll understand how she's nothing like us.
>>26287222
Well let's see:
>woman
Check
>considered attractive by thousands of men
Check
>famous actress
Check
>wealthy
Check
Well, I'm stumped, guys. This bitch has life so easy that she must just act like a total cunt in order to have some pretend difficulty for once.
The real robot rapper
"She don't know how I feel, never let her know"
>>26287138
i know these threads are just some weirdo baiting me to come outit's working
[Verse 1: Bladee]
Lost a couple thousand it means nothing to me
I'm still not being noticed, she's not looking at me
I bury all those feelings in the darkness in me
So many shields on me that you look harmless to me
>>26287138
>i'm a fiend you won't see me out in public
>i don't go out 'cause i'm nervous
>Fuck a conversation, I'm gonna get wasted
but also
>falling in the club off a pill and robitussin
>send your girl emojis now she's blushing
>if i send her real words i bet she's crushingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>26287461
>Holding orbs its so easy when you weak to get absorbed
I just wanted to be yours, I have felt this way before
Got ignored, got a credit in the store, credit card
I have felt this way before when you called, that is all
>"Love is like a game that I don't know how to play"
It's Friday night. Why aren't you all out at the club getting pussy?
Because I just chucked two bottles of robitussin, and i'm a complete fucking loser
>>2628710
I am a worthless sack of shit that is unattractive
I don't find that appealing.
I'd rather have sex with someone who I am deeply in love with.
>inb4 faggot
>be autistic
>comedies/comedians don't make me laugh
>memes don't make me laugh
>slapstick pisses me off due to how unfunny it is
Does anyone else have problems with humor here? I rarely laugh.
Did you laugh at yuru yuri?
>>26287058
>be jaded
>be 24
>haven't honestly laughed at stand-up comedy since I was in 8th grade
>Tosh.0 only amuses me because he pisses off SJWs by existing, his jokes are worse than Hitler and not as funny
>I want to punch most stand-ups in the face
Try drinking a lot, it helps with most normie socialization acts. Why do you think normies are always drinking?...
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Talented stand up comedians are something else t b h. Bill Burr andLouis CKmake me laugh my arse off.