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Itt:Post crazy things that happened to you on sleep depreviation
Planning to stay awake 3 days and wanted to hear other anons hallucination and experiences from being awake long.
>>26298755
I once didn't sleep for 2 days, and saw a bird fly from my ceiling fan to my bookshelf. I went to grab the bird from the book shelf, and then realized there was never a bird in the room in the first place.
I wouldn't recommend staying up. It just gives you sleep debt, and makes you feel like you're going to collapse from exhaustion.
>>26298835
I just wanted to see what sleep depreviation hallucinations are like. Also sleep debt doesn't sound so bad
>>26298918
>sleep debt doesn't sound bad
Try being tired for a week or two after you don't sleep for a couple night. It's not good for your health.
>everyone around you has a beautiful voice and you sound like a flattened dying cat
Pretty much everyone is repulsed by their own voice when they hear it.
When I'm speaking I hear a fairly low and smooth voice but when I here it played back it's so goddamn shrill and whiney
>>26298336
No that's not it I'm fucking terrible at singing
>he smokes weed everyday
>is perpetually broke
>tells me weed isn't addictive
>>26298249
Drugs are so fucking degenerate.
>>26298249
It isn't physically addictive but it's psychologically addictive, like with many things. Thing is, it's hard to tell, because sometimes people who are depressed turn to drugs because they're broke and can't get a job, but sometimes they become broke etc. because of the drugs.
Kind of a chicken or the egg situation.
>>26298249
>he plays video games all day
>perpetually broke from going to gamestop all the time
>tells me games aren't addictive
If /r9k/ had a president would it be Jeb Bush?
>>26298218
come on, give me a break
>tfw can't get a brek
John Ellis Bush? Drug addict daughter? From a political dynasty?
No probably not. Probably cuck sanders.
>>26298218
Please clap
who /feels-like-2016-is-shaping-up-to-be-the-new-worst-year-of-their-lives/ here?
oh yeah, can't even get drunk, which is the only thing I liked doing
>7 years ago
Hail, time traveler. How are things in the future?
nah its gonna be a lot better than 2015 for me atleast
fuck 2015 fucking garbage
Who else /going to kill themselves tomorrow/?
I killed myself yesterday, actually. Would recommend.
My motivation for going out more is because I hope something just fucks my shit up and I can finally part ways with this awful existence.
Hopefully, I'll be doing that tonight.
>What do you have to be sad about? There are children STARVING in Africa right now!
How about the fact that I have absolutely no friends, hate myself, am ugly, am mentally-ill, can't go outside, can't talk to people, am poor, have absolutely no hope for the future, and think about suicide twenty times a day?
Gerald, what you so sad for? Everything ain't that bad.
>>26297996
Fucking normies use that one on me too.
Nice comeback you formulated OP.
>>26297996
All those things would be fixed if you were gay and went to bars tho :p
Why do normies find this funny?
>>26297764
>lol thats so somthing i would do!
>tags 14 stacies
>omg so random!
>this is sooo my sense of humor!
because "omg thats so ironic LOL"
irony is a defining feature of postmodernity
>>26297764
THAT RAVEN IS NOT TINY. IT IS A STANDARD-SIZED RAVEN.
CONSIDER ME OFFENDED.
I'm so lonely and I want to talk. Can I talk with my fellow robots? How are you guys?
I'm all ears :) but not original enough thk
>>26297680
How are you anon? How's your life? Are you happy?
no fuck u bitch lmao lol ree
I need to get the fuck out and dodge from my country.
Anyone somewhere far from Scandinavia that can take a fellow robot in and get him a job? I'm 22, worked since I was 13, and can take care of myself.
>>26297406
>can take care of myself.
>asking for assistance
>>26297493
I can take care of myself once I get a hand to establish myself.
I need to leave my country pronto. Got a girl pregnant, and she's keeping it.
>>26297538
you can't even take care of a kid. how the fuck do you expect to take care of a 22 year old robot?
who /Kayla/ here?
Staring into her joyful blue Aryan eyes is like a sweet christian mother's embrace
http://i.imgur.com/ArD7Ose.jpg
>>26297340
she probably takes 5 cocks a day
Is this her? I've been trying to find more of her.
Theres a girl at my house right now. We're watching movies.
Wat do?
>Inb4 normie
this is a new thing for me. I need help guys.
>>26297269
throw a fart
Watch movie
>>26297269
She's 12, it's past her bedtime.
Who else here is literal "genius-master-race"? Saw a post on here about some inferior tard with an IQ of 118. Don't worry robot. I'll make sure my future offspring bring forth a golden-age utopia of communal-anarchism, so just sit back and keep fapping to your waifu. Genius genetics have it all under control.
>internet iq tests
Nah.
>>26297278
>Wikipedia told me so
>>26297252
Please be an ironic shitpost
***yawwwnnnn*** oh hai, didn't see ya there wagecuck. The superior NEET gets his restful sleep and energy without sacrificing sleep hygiene for his dirty Jew boss.
NEETS: 1 Wagecucks: 0
Welcome to Trying too hard general!
>NEETcuck wants my precious tears
>give him a lethal dose of morhpine insteead
>>26297204
Take my gf out to a 5 star french restaurant and pay the check that takes a day and a half to earn at Wagecuck's. Vigorous and frequent sex from wagejob.
Wagecucks:1 NEETS:1
Update on the First Date thread I made the other day.
We went on the date yesterday, and as per social custom, I decided I would wait to see if she texted me that night afterwards since it was lunch, and she didn't. So this morning I did, and she responded by saying she had fun but didn't think we were compatible. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS BOYS, IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS!
Share stories of *BAD* first date experiences.
>match with stacy on tinder
>asks for me to come over
>tfw
>I come over and she says to just get in her car
>I brought a blunt to smoke her out so we smoked
>typical stacy that only listens to radio music
>on her phone the whole time
>smokes my weed
>shes so high she drives to mcdonalds
>drops 13$ worth of food for herself
>tfw im appaled
>i looked rather bummy too because i was selling weed at the time
>I didnt dress up that much and it was like 4 AM
>we go back to her drive way
>tells me shes going in now
>tells me she will hit me up
>never got a text from her again
>>26297148
I've never been on a date, my oneitis asked me out years ago and I said no because I assumed she was being insincere
Looking back I don't think she was though
>>26297218
That's pretty crummy, I met the girl on Tinder too and she was super cool and I thought we were hugely compatible because we both liked a bunch of the same stuff. But when she first saw me she immediately said she recognized me from my picture which, in retrospect, means she was concerned with my appearance. The fact that I'm chubby and she was into fitness was probably the issue desu. I have so much homework and now I can't even bring myself to eat my yogurt. I just need to vent sorry.
