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>go to McDonald's
>order 9 chicken McNuggets
>actually get 10
We're all going to make it.
>going to McDonalds
NORMIES OUT NOW
NORMIES OUT
GET OUT NOW
>>26300623
McDonalds is really good though. What restaurant do you prefer?
Do they have an option to get 9?
Vidya or movies, r9k?
Which is the better medium?
>>26300457
Vidyas.
This isn't even a question lol.
vidya is the correct answer
movies require no skill
>>26300457
I think videogames have more potential for narrative complexity. A movie needs to wrap up in maybe 3 or 4 hours but a game can easily take a whole day to complete
Why do you guys only post attractive girls on this board?
Are you superficial?
If you're a 3/10 get a 3/10, faggot. and stop complaining about 'muh no qt gf ;_;'
who are you to decide what's "attractive"
if people are the worst judges of themselves, then how are they going to be good judges of who's "in their league", especially when there's so many factors that can influence what "league" someone's supposedly in
>>26300422
quit lying to yourself.
People in general have a decent idea of who is attractive and not. It is hardwired in our brains and not some "everyone has different taste" bullshit.
The truth is they only like 10/10 conventionally attractive stacys. They don't even post pictures of weird cute girls. They post pictures of the same whores you'd see on Instagram and snap chat daily.
Robots, who is your waifu?
Someone who triggered my inner autist
content located here
>>26300245
Hey i know i'm i retard but whats the name of that anime
Yesterday there was a thread about creating a r9k minecraft server.
Did it succeed?
Noone?
It was quite busy
>>26300078
There was a server but the load was too high.
everyone got booted.
>>26300234
Yeah. I'm getting an error on that one now.
Anyone on from that server?
Since we cant edit genes ourselves (yet), we have personality change. Has anyone come across a method to change ones ways permanently and for the good? Ive tried lots of stuff, but im a hard motherfucker to change.
just b urselfb who u want 2 bB URSELF BREH
>>26299779
Everybody has some level of confidence inside of them.
A shy person doesn't need to just stop being shy, or change their personality.
They just need to slowly reach out of that comfort zone and start exploring the confidence that is laying dormant inside of them.
Anybody who is reading this and feels hopeless should remember that this comes from small baby steps.
Don't force yourself to go to a shitty club tonight and assume you'll be able to force yourself to be social/confident in just a night.
Set small obtainable goals, try joining skype group and talking to people online.
Try a new food or recipe that you've never had.
Wear an item of clothing that you've never felt that you could pull off, but have always wanted to.
Build it up slowly, the way you level skills in an RPG.
You can do this, I believe in you.
>>26299893
Op here. im not shy, im unlikeable.
>Tfw you drop your hardrive filled with 2tb of comics into a sewer because of a nigger and /co/ makes fun of you about it.
I don't want to live anymore.
>>26299625
>>Tfw you drop your hardrive filled with 2tb of comics into a sewer because of a nigger and /co/ makes fun of you about it.
that is hilarious though
>>26299625
How'd the nigger play into this?
>>26300844
A girl dropped her wallet in the grocery. I retrieved it back. Nigger thought I was flirting with his girl, he tackled me down, kicked my head, then started slapping me. Funnily enough there was a half opened manhole cover right behind my feet. So my hardrive fell off. There was this ex military guy. He punched him in the face then took me to the nearest hospital with his wife.
>Went to IKEA nearby to get food
>While standing in line, see a a tall attractive guy with two women, one pregnant and the other holding a baby while a little girl is hanging on the guy's legs
>A couple next to me in line talks to them and wants to know about the baby, how old it is, etc
>Hear them talking and learn that the baby is his by the one woman, the pregnant other woman is also because of him, and the little girl is his by another woman not there (some implication that he's not with *that* woman anymore)
>They're all happy and the guy literally puts each of his arms around both of the woman for a big proud group hug, he even kisses one then the other
>The couple are happy for them and say good for them, same with an older woman behind them in line listening to the conversation
>The guy is actively fucking and having kids with two women at the same time, and at least one other before them
>People are glad about it and congratulating and patting them on the back more or less
Is this the future? Did I wake up into some fucked up world where harems are celebrated and will become the norm?
>>26299556
if you was the guy you would be happy
just concentrate on getting one girl before worrying about 2 anon
>>26299556
religion is the reason why we forced men to take only 1 woman, you've abandoned religion so now be happy with the law of the jungle
whatever. chad can keep popping out babies all over the place in public it doesn't bother me what he does.
I just wish this whole eugenics thing offered us robots a way to opt out of life by lethal injection.
You have 10 (ten) seconds to point out 1 (one) flaw in this picture.
Pro tip:YOU CAN'T
Lorde is L I T E R A L L Y perfect.
>>26299424
I don't she's really attractive physically but her artistic ability easily makes her waifu material. Buzzcut Season is GOAT
>fucked up hairline
>make up
>asymmetrical face
>big nose
>fish mouth
>eyebrows not natural
an all around 2/10 would not bang.
>>26299634
kill yourself and make sure to take your whole family with you, cancer
>you are now the same age Scott Pilgrim was when he decided to stop partying and wasting time on a bad and started working a job and kept a steady girlfriend
>except you never partied
>or had friends
>or a band
>or casual sex
I always related more to Kim than Scott. But even she was a Stacy compared to the average robot
isn't the guy that wrote scott pilgrim a homestuck now
>>26299404
Well Scott was a neet and a looser, at best he was that frisnd
Who /extremly shy/ here?
I'm a really sociable person, but for some reason i can't talk to girls that I like or girls I even think I could like. To elaborate, whenever I see a qt3.14 grill I blush at the speed of light, my whole face goes red in no time. Also, there is absolutely no way I can initiate a conversation with any girl I like. Even if they make the first move and start talking to me I'll blush immediately like a fucking retard and probably be boring as fuck.
What do, /r9k/?
>>26299270
>extremly shy
>really sociable
nice oxymoron
sperg out anyways
Go forward and fly
You've always been ready, Anon, even if you don't believe.
thats gay as fuck dude
Does anyone else here have a mental wonderland that you escape into?
yeah, its called 4chan.
>>26299177
I have aphantasia.
Like the one used in tulpamancy?
Just smoked this supposedly best cigar in the year of 2014 which was supposed to be a gift for dad for christmas but he didn't come.
How the fuck do people like this shit? I just can't stand tobacco and alcohol.
>>26298992
you're supposed in suck the smoke into your mouth, let it cool a bit, then inhale into your lungs. First couple times smoking i didn't do it right either but you should get a head rush
>>26298992
Same here. Friday night I tried sitting down in front of 4chan and enjoying the 3 beers left in my fridgeI couldn't even finish half of the first 3I finished 3/4 of the first beer then gave up. Just tastes so fucking bad man. Where's the fucking bliss that alcoholics say it gives you?
I think cigars smell nice but I always feel like an asshole with one in my mouth.
>>26298992
>>26299110
amerifats detected
>lel I don't enjoy this thing that is an acquired taste therefore it must be bad and not just my underdeveloped burgerfat palate
>actually staying friends with your oneitis after she rejects you
None of you have done this, right?
>fell for the "If you stop being friends with them, you weren't really her, and you only wanted sex" meme
>keep being their friend after rejection
>later on they still see me as desperate or still miserable about the rejection
>They stop talking to me
f-f-fucking hoez.....
I barely asked anyone out, so I wasn't really rejected.
>tfw asked a girl out over MSN when I was 13 and she rejected me after a week of 'deciding'
>tfw my friends laughed at me for even asking her out
>tfw probably internalised it and took it to mean the idea of me being with someone is laughable
>tfw never asked anyone out again, hid any interest I ever had in any grills, and didn't do anything when a girl was confirmed to be into me, because I didn't want to risk being laughed at again
I have never even had the courage to ask a girl out, but at this point a female friend would be enough to make me a little bit happy.
What are you waiting for today?
a good story thread. ideally, the re-emergence of the poop bandit stories
>>26298801
I don't know.
Something amazing I guess.
more skeleton gifs
