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People are always talking about the "cancer" that invades this board.
Can you be more specific? What's the worst part of the cancer? Transfaggotry? Shit posting?
>>26304589
Metathreads like this one desu.
>>26304589
People like you
If you have to ask then you need to fucking leave
Newfags and chads
>mfw im both
ITT things that would make you happy
>Eternal youth
>>26304476
To spontaneously become a social butterfly.
Or just social enough to make one or two friends..
>>26304476
Being Tsar of All the Russias.
>>26304476
wish i knew.
serious question i need to ask a femanon what does a vagina literally smell like?
>>26304279
Depends. Just like the smell of dick. If you eat certain things your dick smells like that too. Same counts for vaginas. And if you dont wash them they smell like piss.
>>26304442
..?
>>26304279
Fish, if it hasn't been washed recently. It's not even an exaggeration.
>>26304483
do you have a bf? i was wondering
Wage slaves are pathetic tools for the kikes. Neets are the true Aryans.
Thx officer
>>26304038
Was it really that hard to put a hat on the comfy pepe, OP? How did you fuck it up that badly?
My mom stopped buying me anime merchandise. I really need to get a job if I want another dakimakura.
I haven't seen an /eirefeel/ in ages, will we get one going?
How many Irish robots are there?
>>26304020
is that a real place or a post apocalytic wasteland from some movie?
![from_silent_people_by_derek-spiers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EdzBzLu.jpg "from silent people by derek-spiers[1]")
>>26304063
Ireland is a shit country if you are poor and dont live in the country.
>>26304063
Ireland is nice, but the shitholesDublinare fucking shitholes. Move to Cork, iit's nice.
Who /depressed/?
I've been unhappy with life for over 10 years now and i don't feel like that will change desu senpai. Yes i tried meditation and all that shit. Nothing really helped my depression always came back. I feel like it has something to do with the chemistry in my brain
>>26303865
What are you doing with your time?
>>26303865
>Who /depressed/?
nearly everyone here could technically be diagnosed with 'major depression'
>I feel like it has something to do with the chemistry in my brain
do some research before taking serotonergic or noradrenergic drugs for depression
I was hit with the /majordepression/ diagnosis after I tried to cut my jugular last year. The psych ward doctors were all about doping me up on meds. I'm on Lexapro, Buspirone, Zyprexa, and Hydroxyzine. They help a little, but I'm still fucked in the head and I'm still a neet, so no real improvement in my life.
Currently at Five Guys.
What do I get?
pnuts
Handful of peanuts
You get out of there and get actual food.
What defines being a normie?
Someone who is truly happy and content with life, and achieves that happiness in a way that over half of the population would deem reasonable, and not questionable or strange or a sign of mental instability.
essentially, someone who isn't depressed cuz he's too happy and full of life to be depressed, but also not some weird deluded autistic pillow/horse fucker
>>26303612
someone who fits into their culture, subcultures included, such that they don't feel alienated for a significant portion of their life
>>26303676
This.
Someone who isn't mentally ill, has friends/boy or girlfriend, and is sociable.
Ah! I was just tending the monastery garden. As you can see, my hard work and dedication has paid off..
You're welcome to stay awhile, of course, and speak of the good things you have accomplished today, here and on foreign boards as well.
We accept followers of Kek and Christ alike, but go ye not to the Frog and Feels tavern, lest ye be tempted by vice and indolence.
[No roasties allowed]
>>26303462
Hello there Father Pepe. Teach me how to come to terms with
>tfw no gf.
>>26303462
Post yfw you realized that the Eastern Orthodox Church actually has a whole peninsula that it doesn't let roasties in, and hasn't since the 1200's.
>>26303462
This is a pretty cozy thread OP
Keep up the good work
Praise kek
>been proven that loneliness causes a whole host of health problems and shortens your lifespan
>tfw no gf is literally LITERALLY KILLING ME but the government is more concerned with making boomers live longer and giving niggers more money for dem programs
>>26303378
>killing me
nice meme
What do you want the government to do, cure your autism?
>>26303424
government issue gfs
all they do is slut around anyway
Holy shit.
I'm going to try my best to type because I'm still in shock.
>wake up this morning
>sun is out feels like its going to be a good day
>parents just received their income tax check
>gives me 100$ to go to the bar with my "friends" (haven't had a friend in years since high school with a fellow outcast)
>I say okay then I go to leave to the bar
>I walk in sit down and order a drink
>I've only drank a handful of times so I ask the bartender if there's any specials
>end up with a rum and coke.
>I recognize a Stacy from high school who would laugh at me but I don't think anything of it
>she's with her friends on the other side of the bar
>ten minutes pass and she comes up to the bar to order another drink
>she glances at me then does a double tack at me
>Anon? She asks with a smile
>I say yes its me
>she says wow you haven't changed a bit anon
>I say haha yeah
>she invites me meet her friends
>they all seem nice and there was a 5/10 red head that I thought maybe I had a chance with
>they ask me if I wanna go to another bar
>I say sure
>Decide to drive with them because I'm about 8 drinks in at this point
>we pull up to an apartment complex
>I ask what why we drove there
>she laughs and says Ohh anonn or some shit
>we go up to I guess one of the stacys apartments and we all sit down
>have a couple more drinks
>feeling good
>one of them offer me mushrooms
>I say fuck no
>but then she started flirting me and I caved in(I'm a pussy I know)
>start to trip feel good but wierd
>see school Stacy texting on her phone alot
> All of a sudden BANG BANG BANG
>School stacys boyfriend comes bursting through into the front room yelling like a mad man
>he grabs me and ties me up
>I literally think I'm in a nightmare and I try to wake up because this shit doesn't happen in real life
>can't wake up
>I'm am having a horrible bad trip with this Chad screaming and spitting in my face
>He takes the rope off
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>>26303124
Hurry up OP don't got all day
>>26303124
I gotta go to work soon, cmon this better be good
stopped reading at >cant wake up
try harder next time
I've always had trouble with making eye contact, not just with girls but with people in general.
I've realised this may make me seem disinterested and push people away so I've been trying to look people in the eyes when talking, but I find it really hard to do. I'll look into the chick behind the counter at the shop's eyes, or a friend's while talking, but I can't hold it for more than a second or two. How do I overcome this, and is it as important as I'm making it out to be?
pic unrelated, I just typed attractive woman into google to get your attention
>>26303104
you're probably aspie.
i'm teh same way. i don't make eye contanct usually i stare at objects or at teh ground wehn i talk to people.
how do people maintain eye contact for so long
i'm trying to hold but after 3s max i break it
>>26303104
I had trouble making eye contact with people until I was fully dead inside.
Now everyone is bummed out by my presence one-on-one, but listens to me subserviently when I speak to them.I can almost feel their soul, their ego, shearing off like a vapour, escaping from their suddenly watery eyes and escaping into the aether. They realize when I'm gone that in speaking with me, they've lost a part of themselves, however small.
bros Why are you not importing women from russia. I met a super cute russian chick online. Shes hot, and we have amazing chemistry. Going to go there to meet her this spring.
Because Russian chicks have fingers thicker than tree trunks and arms the size of cranes
>>26303072
because they are just using american betas to become citizens and then ditching us
>>26303179
yep that is what everyones telling me but I do feel she is diff because she actually listens to me. When a womans frequency aligned to yours, it is like magic. It never happened in my life.
Why did you forget aIready, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxXqHpTUCg
>Elliot thread
>0 replies
its truly a new era of /r9k/ wow
>>26303047
Never forget
Never forgive
>>26303047
I'll never forget anon.
Might crack open his manifesto again
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>>26302980
what happeend anon
>>26302980
>>26303854
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