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What are 'autism jeans'? I've seen the term kicked around for a while now.
>he shitposts for free!
>>26317729
Traditional cut jeans as opposed to slim-cut jeans. Just any jeans that look like they're from the 90s and are ill fitting.
There is no such term, just wear jeans that are a good fit and look smart.
>Not too tight.
>Not too baggy.
Also do not wear:
>running shoes, unless you are doing running
>cargo pants.
Thanks to Eastern European online pharmacies, you can become a woman for less than $50/yr.
It will solve all your problems.
>>26317625
>you can become a mentally ill outcasted faggot
FTFY
>>26317643
Estrogen can alleviate symptoms of schizophrenia, so maybe it'll help.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3860106/
>>26317625
Daily reminder that lifting weights and feminizing your face will solve all your problems. None of that hormone bullshit tho.
Would /r9k/ marry the princess of Japan?
One day,you will become emperor but until that day you must have sex with her every night with the lights turned on and you must keep eye contact at all times.
Would you do it?
>>26317297
if she is a virgin
I don't know about you but she looks good to me.
I would.
The sex part sounds great but the emperor part? Meh I don't want all that attention really, I just wanna stick my dick in some chinky eyed panface gook girl
Who /inlovewithgirlthatsinlovewithyou.
>I can't stop thinking about her
>I have to text her when I know she might be awake
>I get a little anxiety attack when she doesn't message me back
>I sometimes think I'm not good enough for her and she assures me that she loves me for me
>dates are really fun
>I can't wait to see her again
>we are so alike it's awesome (movies and stuff , not really 4 chan and stuff)
>I haven't been happier the last few months have made me I depressed and sad
>I also pretty much just browse /sp/ /sci/ /v/ now
Bonus
>she's 8/10
>N-normie gtfo
I was like you guys 3 weeks ago I don't know why me, but it's pretty great.
>>26317241
can't wait for her to cuck you
you'll be back don't worry
>>26317241
>dating attractive girls
You might as well just arrange for Tyrone to come round to you apartment and fuck her right now, because that is going to happen.>tfw loyal, shy 5/10 gf with similar interests and intelligence
>>26317806
>loyal
>shy
is it your first relationship ? you'll see anon, shy girls are not different than the others
Where do you fit on this graph, robots?
0Y 1X
0y 4x
zero zero
tfw you see porn for the first time on accident
>>26317137
>tfw you discover how to masturbate with your hands for the first time
>first time seeing porn was discovering the fetish porn my dad likes on the family pc when i was 9
>>26317270
>first time seeing porn was seeing dad watching VHS porn when I was 5
What the fuck happened to our culture and society?
I did it robots. I just ate a piece of fresh fruit.
I had a clementine.
It tasted pretty good but the smell was a bit strange.
Peeling it was disgusting as well.
Haven't eaten fresh fruit since childhood either so it was very odd.
Not sure if I would recommend, perhaps if you can get used to the smell it would be pleasant.
>>26317116
>Peeling it was disgusting
It's much more worth it to slice it into wedges. I can't stand peeling oranges with my hands like a goddamned barabarian. Anyway, good job, anon. Go buy some bananas and sweet potatoes. Fresh food = best food.
>>26317116
I had a pretty unhealthy breakfast :( again :( I ate very little tho at least :)
I'm cutting on my soda :p bought a bunch of really low calorie juice :)
I like tangerines tho :p they are the underrated orange :)
>>26317158
Yeah I might try this. The smell isn't coming off my fingers despite washing and I'm afraid of it getting into my keyboard. I find the idea of bananas pretty gross, is there a way of making myself less disgusted by them?
>watching a movie/TV show with someone
>it has a sad moment or ending
>they start crying
I seriously hope you guys aren't big enough pussies to cry about fiction.
I only cry when watching anime. I can't relate to 3D.
>>26317139
I teared up at the end of Madoka whenHomura and Madoka's mom are talking about her ribbons
The only movie I ever teared up too was Marley and Me and I am Legend when the dog dies.
Seriously I can deal with people dying, it's dogs that get me.
>Anon, you're such a cutie
>I must confess, I've had a crush on you for the longest time!
Get away from me, you're not my 2D waifu.
sorry, but im only into real girls
That's so clearly a fucking dude. Touch me and get stomped.
>happy birthday to me
>get one happy birthday
>it's from my mom
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's just another day, stop being a whiny faggot.
happy birthday, i dont even have a mom to wish me one, so be happy, we love you anon
I just wanted a fembot with piss fetish to give much love.
Girls only have one fetish and it's rape
>>26316962
>>26316968
mystery.jpg would love to get pissed on she said once
my ex had a piss fetish... never again..
How do I stop my acne?
>>26316843
Grow a beard to draw attention away from it
Benzoyl peroxide twice a day, change your pillow case on a somewhat regular basis.
Or just get the nuclear annihilation of acne prescribed, Accutane.
>>26316877
Already have a beard. All of my zits are on my forehead.
I still miss my ex very dearly after nearly a year. I don't feel like this feeling will go away anytime soon.
What do?
>>26316788
drinking works pretty well imo
>>26316788
-females are not males
-men want to be validated, to feel relevant
-when men feel disconnected from reality, they think of suicide
-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
-men want therefore to be validated by
--women
--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
-higher men are rare
-women are not rare
-how to be validated, to be noticed by cumdumpsters ?
-women are hedonistic, which means they are egotistic and what feeds their ego is their pleasures.
-therefore, to be noticed by women, men love to try to please women
-how to please tramps?
-women love sex and money
-women love to love sex and money
-- thereofre men give them money and sex FOR FREE
-men understand then that other men give money and sex to the same woman.
-men understand that women LOVE to have plenty of lovers
-men understand that women DESPISE poor and/or ugly men SINCE those men cannot feed her hedonism
-most men remain unvalidated, unnoticed and whine >no gf
most women always get what they want from men, even a solid decade after their menopause. EACH girl KNOWS that, in her life, there will ALWAYS be one man more dedicated to her than to any other girl.
-the goal of the girl is to get the best man who will focus on her for a very long time
-women want sex, as said, but equally to be entertained outside the bedroom (which cost money)
-men being worms, they build various strategies to provide for women
-men being worms, they attempt to avoid passing for worms in saying ''women are sluts and useless''
the fact is that women are far smarter than worms, and worms despises this. worms will say that any other woman which is not their /true one/wife/gf/oneitis is a whore (as if it is an insult HAHAHAHA)
2+ years
Some days I feel good, others days I cry, others days I am filled with boiling hatred and wish death upon her and her new bf
Its like it never happened. Its as if it happened to someone else. To FINALLY have found happiness...and then it was abruptly taken away from me.
>"Go out and sleep with 10 bitches! You'll soon get over her!!"
I got lucky. I will never get lucky again. Pain is all I know now
What's an average day look like for you, Robots?
Weekdays
>wake up at 7 AM
>Drive to work at 8 AM
>work comfy IT job
>don't interact with people unless I have to
>Finish work at 5 PM
>Go home to 1 bedroom apartment
>Eat dinner, or sometimes I'll stop at a fast food place if I crave it
>play Xbox, PS4, or PC, but mostly PC.
>watch anime
>drive to gym at 8 PM
>workout until 9 PM
>get home
>eat second dinner
>shitpost on 4chan or watch anime or play vidya until 12 AM
>sleep
Weekends
>friday night
>go to gym after work
>get home
>eat
>play vidya, shitpost, watch anime
>stay up till like 2 AM
>sleep
>Saturday and Sunday
>go to the gym
>shitpost on 4chan, vidya, anime
>maybe I'll order pizza
>maybe go out to eat
>maybe I'll visit my parents
Being lonely ain't that bad desu. I'm fine with having no friends.
>>26316770
>wake up at 2 am
>shitpost till 9 am
>make coffee
>shitpost some more
>have a nap till 6 pm
>shitpost a little till it's time for beddy bye byes
>sleep
>re pete
>>26316770
>wake up at 5:30AM
>drive to work at 6:10AM
>get there at 7:00AM
>comfy data analyst job
>shoot the shit and chat up qt's
>4:00PM leave work
>get home where I live with my mother at 5:00PM
>read/vidya/Netflix/browse internet until I go to sleep around 10:00 or so
I need to get my own place, my mom is an alcoholic and starting to depend on me for money. Shit is getting depressing desu.
>wake up at 4am
>drink coffee
>read reddit/4chan for a few hours
>go to bed again at 10 am
>wake up at 3pm
>eat something
>read 4chan/reddit for a few hours
>go to bed again
so exciting.
Why are women so smug today? Like all of them I swear have as big of egos as someone who claims to be a God. Is this what the sexual revolution did to women? Men worshiping them for a chance to gratify their high than women sexual drives.
>>26316714
Because everyone treats them like a fucking goddess, that's why. You can thank the beta male for this type of behavior.
Personally, I think all beta men should be dragged out back and shot like an injured animal.
>>26316776
This.
There is noone to blame but the fucking betas
Take the most privileged group of people in the history of mankind, and brainwash them early into believing that society hates them, and that they should get anything they desire.
And betas allow it because they think that will get them laid.
