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What is worse, a parent losing their child, or a child losing their parent?
Give reasons for your answer
>>26316657
Parent losing child obviously. I could never wish this on my mother.
>>26316657
>that pic
Kill yourself, 9fag
No parent should ever have to bury their child.
Not so cocky now normies.
What's with this meme where all robots are obsessed with killing people.
>>26316591
All robots are ticking time bombs.
>>26316675
why not explode confetti instead of shrapnel
>have to write 5,000 words in 10 hours
how do I go about doing this? I've procrastinated for a month straight
that's easily doable in 10h
if you type at 100wpm (not even very fast), you could do it in less than 1
What you do is go back in time having learnt your lesson and work throughout that month. Hope i helped.
>finally get gf
>everything starts out fine
>I'll spare you the details, eventually my robotic qualities turned her off and drove her away
>suddenly
>my money stops evaporating
>I have time for my artwork again
>I can collect my action figures again without judgement
>no one is destroying my self esteem all the time
>my dog is happy again
>my toilet paper lasts forever
Remind me why I wanted a gf again
because youre a fucking stupid failed normie
you have self awareness, zero foresight
>>26316470
U wanted pussy
>>26316470
Dont know why people would sacrifice a good and wealthy lifestyle for a girl to begin with.
>Some people actually have relationships
>Some people actually have sex with one another
>Some people cannot actually comprehend what its like not to be in a relationship or having sex
Does this completely boggle everyone elses minds in the way it does mine?
>>26316462
It sure does familiar. I have an innate aversion to bodily contact. Get baffled every time I witness a couple. Just can't get myself to replicate the same natural act for some reason.
Is this a Chad jealousy thread?
>>26316723
Same with me I view this a form of weakness though caring for someone like this thread suggests is baggage just like the ice man said in his interview in prison
Why are boys taught to peacefully resolve conflicts when they are young?
Why does the education system effeminize boys?
Young boys should not be taught by women at primary school age. They should be given a strong masculine foundation from which to develop.
The reason so many of you are virgins is because you lack the fundamental traits of masculinity and manhood. Women don't want a man who is emotionally compatible, they want a protector and a commander. Modern feminism poisons the mind of our youth by slandering real men. If you were to return to your primal roots and act like nature intended then you would not be a robot.
>>26316422
>return to your primal roots
so, in other words, regress
>>26316422
>If you were to return to your primal roots and act like nature intended then you would not be a robot.
yea i wouldnt be a robot
just a rapist in jail
>>26316422
so you're saying you like the Islamic system?
How is the job hunt going /r9k/? Any advice?
>Me personally no luck, guess no one wants to hire 22 year olds who have never had a job
You can find a job, OP, just not necessarily a "good" job.
You could go get a job flipping burgers or stocking shelves at a grocery store for minimum wage, but those jobs are soul crushing. Good luck finding a cool "trade" job, they're going to want people with 10+ years experience and will turn down any pleads for an apprenticeship.
It's a rough world we live in today.
>>26316273
>>26316273
might find this interesting
>>>/biz/1079114
>>26316273
It's shit. Also 22 and have no job history or references, but I need to work a certain amount of hours in industry to get my degree.
Should I just lie on my resume?
/lit/
/mu/
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>>26316233
>>26316233
/VP/
4 president of the 4chan world
/lit/
/mu/
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/tv/
I'm a 61 year old virgin.
Ask me anything, guys.
do u play rainbow siege
>>26316131
He looks rather annoyed than comfy
GENKI
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Why haven't you joined ISIS yet anon?
>TFW have so much anger inside I am ready to travel to middle east to fight anyone and everyone!!
>>26316107
>Risking your life fighting for $20 a month
ULTIMATE WAGEKEKS
>>26316107
because you'll get BTFO by a random airstrike
if u wanna fight join the FFL and fight on the wining side
>>26316126
No one is fighting isis
Turkey is bombing kurds, USA bombs Assad, Russia bombs oposition agains Assad.
No one is bombing isis.
>It's never too late anon
2nd semester college, I feel like I already fucked up on so many levels and places in my life, I'm living in the past and can't see myself placed in the future.
I haven't felt this shitty in a while, I had a fun night, every time I do I just sink back to this place knowing it was probably just in the moment and I wasn't actually happy.
I see existentialism week in Philosophy 101 was highly effective
>>26315839
dude same
i fucked up socially AND academically
>>26315839
tfw reading all of this in Tommy Wiseau's voice
Who /skinny/ here?
I am slim, 66kg 5'10, built but pretty natty/dyel to say the least
Would a migrant be able to rape you? I don't think a rapeugee would be able to rape me, not even if it was a gang attack. I would kill them all.
how is 66 kg remotely skinny
>>26316359
didn't say I WAS SKINNY FUCKING RETARD HUE HUE HUE FUCKING monkey brain...
I said I was slim.... fucking spacker durrrr
6'4 and around 180lbs but I look skinnier.
If girls wanted guys to be as perfect as you think they do, don't you think there'd be a lot more lonely girls out there?
They settle down with men they consider to be unattractive and hate them for that. And obviously given the chance, they change up.
That's not how it works, faggot.Original as shit.
>>26315659
You're forgetting one, very large, demographic: potentialists. These are women that will see a guy, lock him down, then subtly try to mold them into the man they want. If they've been together for awhile, they'll start getting their guy to dress goofy as fuck so other women don't want him, but will dress themselves immaculately to show off in front of other women.
Women are insane. Why are you still trying to rationalize this?
>be me
>27 yo forever alone virgin
>jerked off using a toilet paper roll 12 years ago
>liked it a LOT
>jerk off exclusively with tp rolls for a long time now
>cant even get hard unless dick is inside a roll
>cant stand using the same roll twice
>sometimes have to purposely unroll an entire roll of tp just to get the cardboard for fapping purposes
>mom constantly angry at lack of toilet paper (i stopped leaving the unrolled piles laying around since that's harder to explain)
>force her to buy specific brand of tp based on the particulate fibers they use for the cardboard
>get erections in public bathrooms just seeing exotic rolls of toilet paper to try
>2 days ago...
>jerked off with a public roll from walmart
>rash appears on my dick
how do i get rid of this rash and is there a non-autistic way of explaining how this happened if i end up seeing a doctor for it? is it possible someone who took a shit at walmart had herpes or something and now my penis has herpes from the roll?
Better off dead anon. Just end it now.
>>26316322
This
Kill yourself while you're behind OP
>>26315470
This is why I love 4chan.
the rash will go, just learn your lesson about public toilets and move on.
It's driving me insane I'm scratching my scalp all day and the shampoos don't work
help
>>26315292
Get lice shampoo then, idiot.
>>26315292
maybe its the shampoo's doing it
try rinsing your hair out with cold water for awhile, see what happens
>>26315321
I was talking about dandruff
