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What's your opinion on underaged kids browsing /r9k/?
They should Fuck off.
Atleast they still have chance at life.
>>26319235
I'm fine with it. Even the oldest wizard was once underage. So long as they're actually male virgins, I have no issue.
i started posting on this board when i was 14. all you other faggots simply adopted the darkness. i was born in it. molded by it.
>tfw 21 and still growing
I STOPPED GROWING AT 14
PENIS
HIGHT
LOOKS
EVERYTHING
Just fucking let me die in my sleep
>>26319199
So there is still hope.
>>26319255
I was 5'10 at 18. 6'0 now, and continuing to grow.
>people who name themselves after historic figures in online games/forums
>anime profile pictures
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>tfw got my handle from a yugioh card
>regret the edge every single day
>Now just use a character from a book I like
>>26319176
>after historic figures in online games/forums
Indeed, that happens.
There used to be some 'Cabbage Softcore' trips here on /r9k/, I also saw some other poster-derivative, satirical trips on other boards such as /mu/. Pretty embarrassing.
>use tinder
>match qt girl
>text the past week on there
>she seems cool
>ask for her snapchat
>get it
>talk a bit on there
>ask if she wants to meet up
>she removes me from snapchat and tinder
>find her on facebook by using name and university
>want to message her but think it would be creepy
she seemed really cool, would messaging be too creepy?
>>26319045
>>she removes me from snapchat and tinder
shes not interested, dont contact ever again
crip e
>>26319078
ok ty
Reach for the moon, because if you don't make it you'll land among the stars
fuck off chiron
>>26320106
Whose that? Is he a big guy?
Name me one fucking star between Earth and the moon you frogposting faggot. PROTIP: you can't
BTFO
T
F
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Its great you visited us for the Super Bowl uncle anon, my dad says you dont leave the house often
Is that a dragon dildo on the night stand?
>>26319004
>.t never been to an 3+ stars hotel
That's a towel.
>>26319027
I've been to plenty of luxury hotels and I've never seen them leave a towel on the nightstand
>people wearing hats and sunglasses indoors
>huge lifted trucks
>jews
>ask someone to speak a little louder
>speak quieter/same volume
>ebonics
>normies on the highway/street that feel the need to drive directly behind you
>laughing to the point where it sounds like she is fucking yelling HAHAHAHA
Headphone stands.
Keyboards lacking a numpad.
Keyboards without any characters printed on them.
Small keyboards in general.
>>26318845
>pre-order game
>id software didn't test it for pc
>no one can play it on release
>fix comes out 3 months later
Anyone else /belowaverageamountofsexpartners/ here?
I'm an 18 year old robot and have only fucked 2 girls. Mostly because I've been in a commited relationship in the last 3 years but I still feel like shit whenever we go out and my friends get laid and I just go home to my gf as usual. I mean I probably have more sex on average but with way less girls.
Any other robot who can relate? What matters the most to you?
>>26318801
Fuck up, normie
>>26318801
I'm 24 and I've been in a committed relationship for 9 years now. I've only ever had one sex partner.
It's pretty unprecedented, I don't know anyone else in my situation. On the plus side, I've been getting regularly for 9 years. On the negative side, if I ever broke up with my gf, I'd be so set in my ways that I might as well be a virgin when it comes to the sexual taste of different girls.
FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
FUCK OFF
Does no fap make me a better human being?
>>26318715
No.
It makes you want to fuck 10 year old boys.
>>26318715
No, it makes you a gullible son of a bitch.
That shit's all quackery
>>26318769
>>26319722
Dubs and 69 confirm
Nofap is bullshit
>Refuse to follow the path expected of me by society and family
>Read a lot so to figure out what I should do
>All other mindsets /paths seem to require perfection, discipline and extreme dedication
>Can't just bee myself
What do I do now?
In the same situation. Bipolar as well, so every couple months I feel like I'm on the wrong track. Either I'm ecstatic and want to work as a nurse, spend money and do new things all the time. Or I'm depressed as shit and don't want to live at all. Or I'm just average beige and try to change my course to find something exciting. Or I feel everything at once intensely enough to drive myself crazy and do stupid shit. Typically end up in ER, broke af or in a relationship with a man my fathers age.
There is no good options in life for some of us.
>>26319053
OP here, I know that feel. I'm not diagnosed bipolar, only depressed and some character disorder. It feels like I'm constantly walking on the line between suicide and getting my shit together, happiness, excitement and passion come and it's fantastic for a while, then depression swoops in and kills it all till I'm just in my bed wishing for death.
Here is what you can do robots :
6/10 wants to come over to n&c in a couple of hours
but just now I found out she is a single mom, age 23 and had the baby JUST few weeks ago
I should cancel the plan, right?
No. Fuck her, then use her for sex. Then use her kid for sex when she becomes of legal age. Mentally abuse her in the meantime so she feels like you're all she has.
You shouldn't have made the plans to begin with.
>>26318256
yes
what the fuck how is this even a question
>tfw getting drafted
>tfw gonna die in some shithole in Syria
you will not die and you know it
people like us are not allowed to die
>>26317945
Just remember anon if the sand niggers are closing in fucking shoot yourself in the head, no bullshit, it'll be a lot less painful then what they'll do to ya
How the hell does that even happen? Are we even at war right now? And what would they do if you refused? Could you just move away to another country?
Does anybody want to play monster Hunter 4 with me? It's ok if you don't.
>>26317912
i would gladly, but i got my safe deleted recently so im only hr 3
here's my friend code Anon
4098-6136-8995
>>26318157
Ok will be online later
Who else here have 12 year old voice syndrome?
I know it's not the worst, but fuck is it humiliating.
Getting genuinely mistaken for a 12 year old, or a girl. It hurts, man.
The worst is when I'm taking a class, or at work, and whenever I have to speak, I hear giggling and snickering.
Girls have burst out laughing while I talk with them, or I'll be talking with a friend at a table in a cafe, and hear people giggling whenever I speak.
My voice isn't just high pitched, I literally sound exactly like a 12 year old.
It's so imasculating, I try to speak as little as possible, but people think I'm creepy when I don't speak, but if I speak, I get treated like a child.
Feels good to vent about it here I guess. Anybody else share these feels?
tfw semi-baby faced without facial hair and have a 40 year old radio voice, cashiers and girls always say
>wow wasn't expecting that voice from that face!
>you should do a radio show!
kill me familia
vocaroo it family
i know the feel. i used to be called helium voice and a nigger actually directly asked me why i had such a high voice. i've always hated my voice and avoided speaking
If you could switch lives with a black guy in Africa and be awarded a black gf, would you?
>>26317814
depends on the circumstance
do i get to fug her in her booty?
will i get killed easily?
do i get to fug her when i want to?
>>26318225
>do i get to fug her in her booty?
>no way to shave buttcrack
>no way to clean interior of anus
They don't have jewsex in Africa
No. Not because I'm racist, it's just I'd be so bored. :(
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