Why do all the images shared on black people "meme" pages on facebook, twitter, instagram or whatever all have shitty jpeg quality with filters applied over the text and multiple watermarks or emojis plastered over it?
It's almost exclusively something I see on black pages and I don't know why.
>>26332575
The most original of comments.
Now every fucking teenager meme page does it
I r o n i c a l l y
ay, let's ovathrow that muhfuggin like button
This guy offers you great power at the cost lf your sanity. What do you do?
Go find C'thun instead.
Depends on the kind of power, but I've already probably went insane and he'll probably kill me.
i can't pay what he's charging
SAY YOU IDENTIFY AS A ATTACK HELICOPTER!!!
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/feb/03/male-female-other-young-people-define-gender
sup /b/
That was fun. I hope they enjoy my answers.
>>26332421
Fuckin nice
Amazon is basically saying that I'm stealing from them and that they may close my account soon. I have $515 on the account and I don't want to lose it.. Tell me what to buy.
>>26332285
Buy me a new bedding set
Buy me a new external hard drive
Buy several gallons of coyote urine.
Okay guys, I just acquired my first joint ever. Any advice on what I should do for my first time?
Good/bad weed stories also welcome.
>>26332209
You probably won't feel anything for your first time.
Just remember to really breathe in the smoke. I only smoked weed twice and only got high the second time.
If you have to question whether you're high, then you're not high. When you're high, you'll know for sure.
>>26332209
don't be that guy and have a good time.
go outside, look at some local architecture or nature paths, listen to music.
If you smoke the whole thing yourself your first time you're going to get waaayyyy too high unless its super shitty weed
Were a lot of your robots to begin with or did something change you guys?
>>26332129
born this way
I probably have some minor form of autism or something
I don't really care at this point
>>26332129
born with a quite disposition
had an older brother that instilled a deep self hatred and loathing in myself at a young age.
probably would have been semi normal with a less shit brother.
Cyborg here. The self-awareness is where it begins. One moment you're young and have a few good friends and then middle school hits and Chads and Stacys are formed and you either need to mold your personality to fit in (which I did-though I never gained any actual respect from my "friends") or fuck off into your own group. Since I did the former, I ended up being a friendless loser with no identity throughout a lot of high school and college.
What makes you so unattractive to women?
My sour personality, lack of friends and autistic interests.
I'm actually decent looking so I do receive attention from girls.
I don't do appropriate small talk though so they get annoyed by that and leave me alone.
I have a sneaking suspicion that all women are exactly the same.
>>26332099
Simply my ugly face. There is a woman out there for all personalities. Women today have the most narcissistic, egotistical, self centered, selfish and condescending personalities today and yet that doesn't stop them from being in relationships.
Skelly, Acne scars, personality which refuses to jump hoops or put up with bullshit
People say women would rather share a hot guy rather than be exclusive with an average guy.
Why is this?
They only say that on /r9k/.
Unless you have a source...
>>26331930
would you rather eat all the meatloaf you want or just have enough of your favorite food but never get fully satisfied .
it's definitely true at least in HS and college.
once women's looks start to deteriorate that's when they settle for the average beta provider instead of continuing to ride the chad cock carousel, and that's only because chad doesn't want to fuck her anymore.
Marriage counseling is the most fucking retarded thing anyone has ever invented.
>>26331924
What prompted this OP?
But from I gather it's usually. "Husband is wrong, wife is right" every time or whoever is signing the checks is getting their way out of it.
>>26331954
>What prompted this OP?
Someone posted on /soc/ in an ideal mate thread that her hypothetical ideal mate should be open to going to a therapist if needed. I thought that was really fucking stupid. If people truly love each other, they will put their love first and have no need for a counselor. If not, then they should just end the relationship.
>>26331924
God damn I hope I'm grown up enough to not fight with my wife when I'm an adult. I understand this is alot coming from a manchild, but I just can't see myself fighting with my wife. I mean, holy shit what a fucking waste of time and energy.
I've had so many petty, utterly fruitless fights with parents.
someone post the Erica morphine story
>on omegle r9k
>connect to Erica
>she is staring into my eyes with her own, beautiful soul searching pupils
>look up, if only for a moment
>You have connected to a stranger, say hi!
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>26331876
THE OTHER ONE
THE ONE THAT THE ANON WROTE
Do you mean the long one from earlier tonight?
How many of you Robots here played the best DBZ game?
>>26331641
kek
Kek
3D fighting games
Kek
What happen to side by side budokai 3 ? Best DBZ game by far
>>26331641
TFW this game came out 12 years ago
TFW still feels like yesturday when all my friends use to compete all summer long
TFW looking back at the graphics and they still hold up
Where did the time go man ?
>>26331697
Why do people hate games like the Tenkaichi and Storm series?
I like the feel of fights in these games.
Jesus loves you, even if you don't feel like he does. If you feel lonely, if you feel incredibly depressed, reach out for him and you just might have a pleasant surprise.
>>26331518
TO THE FATHER, SON AND HOLY SPIRIT. AMEN
Blessed be his name. May all come before him and seek his forgiveness before its to late.
Bumping for Godpoints
Ok can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on?
I'm a 22 year old american guy who has NEVER had an american girlfriend. I'm in college and all the roastie classmates always bring up their boyfriends in conversations whenever they can. If I happen to show the slightest bit of interest they try to squeeze in something about their boyfriends in their conversations so that I can hear it.
Is it normal for american guys to not have any girl friends? Or am I just an ugly fucker who should just kill himself or move to another country. I'm not so...
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I was a party of one of my buds and a few guys I knew were sitting around and the subject of gfs came up and turned out all 4 of us sitting there had never had one. I'm pretty beat but they're pretty decent looking so it surprised me
>>26331450
Hmm are you American? Maybe this is an American thing.
Why don't American women want bfs? What do they do with their time and what do they even think?
>>26331535
I go to restaurants by myself and see older generation couples everywhere. Those older people probably see me sitting by myself and think "what tha... poor guy sitting by himself does he have friends or even a gf? This generation is fucked."
Even my professors seem to be trying to hook me up putting me into groups with pretty girls but those girls aren't having any of it. I want this meme life to end.
Is there a reason why this girl stops responding when I ask her to hang out?
she doesn't reply at all? sounds like someone you need to stop associating with.
>>26331337
She usually takes a week to respond
It's been three weeks though...
>>26331311
If i was a girl the only thing I could say to that is heh. She probably didn't want to waste the bandwidth/text msg.
How much would it cost to buy an abandoned oil rig?
Is there such a thing? I thought they just picked then up and hauled them off to wherever they need them, they don't stick around
>>26331272
ive had this feel
>mfw overstaffed
>mfw staff morale decreases
>mfw accidentally shoot d dog
at least I unlocked the shower scene with quiet