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>tfw fired from cart pusher job
>tfw no one else wants to hire me
>>26325848
get a degree
>>26326085
What is the point.. if he can't even push carts you fucking mynock
apply to an agency
>>26309088
>>>26308073 (You)
>You got rid of the first girl as soon as things became inconvenient (in your words you made her go mad). You replaced her with a new younger girl to fulfill your desires. Now you're saying you want her back to comfort you during your depression.
>When you truly value a person you don't discard them when they stop doing whatever you want them to do. When you value someone you aren't with them to gain something from them to begin with.
>It doesn't sound like you care about hurting them.
Fucking shit you made me start a new post just to answer you.
She told me she couldn't handle it, I tried to keep her (to not show that I was secretly happy she got rid of me since I knew I hurt her)
Also, no as I said, I knew the younger girl for far longer and I didn't replace her.
I didn't say I want her back, faggot.
You're the most cancerous regard on this board.
I know I'm a shit person but you idiot literally only talked about untrue points.
It's like failing at shooting at the sky.
Feel free to discuss mental illness here, robots.
>>26325821
>I didn't say I want her back, faggot.
...
In this post >>26308073 you said:
>after a short while I am extremely depressed tho and want to have her back.
>>26325821
>She told me she couldn't handle it, I tried to keep her (to not show that I was secretly happy she got rid of me since I knew I hurt her)
what the fuck is this contradictory autism
>mentally ill
>ADHD. Autism. Bipolar type 2. Depression. Split personality disorder due to childhood trauma
>Zero irl friends.
>Ex heroin addict.
>Only friend is probably dead so i have no one left.
>In a psych ward right now. Wanting to run away and do heroin again.
>Just a burden to evryone.
>I dont even have someone to play vidya with
I dont know how i havent taken and overdose yet and died. Im planning on doing it next weekend.
>take online course
>no lateness accepted
>just realized I had a 500 word essay due in 5 hours
Should I just tank it, robots?
>>26325820
my NEET ways have gotten me accustomed to this.
>3 sentence essay due in 13 hours
>only have two
> pay $500+ to completely ignore a class
Are you a fucking retard?
>hate niggers with the intensity of a thousand suns
>nothing makes me harder than pic related
Jungle fever is the biggest curse a man can experience
>>26325635
>tfw no nigger anal gf
>jungle fever is how idiots justify their enormous hypocrisy
ok lol
>>26325635
Africa has no jungles. It has rainforests
ITT things normies pretend to like for social reasons but are in actuality pure shit
Pic related
It's fun when they pass the ball.
>>26325438
>not liking football
No wonder you have no friends.
>>26325486
>five minutes of something happening
>two and a half hours of commercials
>half the plays are shitty two yard runs
It's a garbage sport, period.
reminder that if you drink this guy is disappointed at you
>>26325428
If you care about what he thinks of you then you probably disappointed him anyway
>>26326484
your post will be in my head for months now
>caring about what a long dead person would think of you if he were alive
so what?
i'd cum on his skull
tfw no bf to hold you at night, to get drunk and be depressed together
>>26325293
I'm assuming you are a boy so... why aren't you on soc or lgbt??
And if you are a grill, i'm not gonna bash you with slurs of all kinds, because that would be just stupid and i'm not that kind of person.
Honestly the only thing you have to do is start a skype thread and say you are a girl, post a picture of your vibrator or cream or hands or chest what ever, and you will be flooded with replies.
Have fun
>>26325710
Because those are festering grounds of repulsively shallow normies. It's not just about having any boyfriend, it's about having somebody who understands your thoughts and feelings because they experience them as well
>>26325293
S-same, anon
>>26325293
Thats all i want a gf to do with me...
Is this the cuck anthem?
Where`s the link?this is a whole bunch of original blox so the robot can stop being a cuck
>>26325284
I forgot, sorry!
Here is the link
clyp.it/1e3waeih
>>26325284
l-lewd!!! :3~~
I'm only sexually attracted to 2D girls and weird fetish stuff. I can't get it up to real 3D women, even ones i find attractive.
Is there a way to fix this?
>>26325062
how can you fix what isn't broken?
This is a problem that cannot be fixed easily.
Either swear off exposure to all things 2D for a while (impossible if you want to continue browsing 4chan) or accept your life as a gene pool reject.
>>26325062
what's the issue?
waifu = laifu
How did you come to accept that it's impossible for you to have a gf?
>>26324990
But anon, I have a gf. She's massaging my back and kissing my neck while I'm browsing /r9k/ right now. Everyone can get a gf, you just have to put yourself out there.
>>26325029
J b urslf
I can't get one because I'm a red pilled MRA
Question for femanons:
How does it make you guys feel when you all realize that a guy spends time with you and listens to you solely for sex?
I ask because i told a girl i was dating that she was sort of my fetish (in a joking manner though), and then i told her i was virgin. i think she realized i was jsut using her for free sex (i was) and she dumped me.
I'm not sure what the big deal is. Everyone likes sex so what is her problem?
>>26324763
sex is not everything in life anon kun
what people want (most of them) is someone to trust forever
im a boy btw
bump, because im curious, she was my fucking fetish
She probably thought she could get into a serious relationship with you, and realized you weren't looking for the same thing.
>tfw I will never go on an anime-like adventure
>tfw I will never solve a chain of murders with friends
>tfw I will never stop somebody from destroying the world
>tfw I will never sacrifice my life so my friends can move forward with whatever goal they have
>tfw I will never EVER live through something more grandiose than the boring, mundane life that almost everybody else also deals with
Anime, video games, film, literature. They all poison the mind with these fantastical flights of fantasy. They display what life will NEVER become, and help remind you that every day you live and breath is going to never be what you were raised into wanting to experience.
This feel is a terrible, terrible feel.
>>26324583
Every time. Every fucking time I immerse myself in fiction I emerge knowing that none of that shit could possibly happen to me.
Ironically, I'm a fucking bitch for romance in anime. Just to fill the void a little bit.
>>26324657
I never finish stuff because of this exact feel. It's a fucking issue. I'll read, watch or play something and drop it near the conclusion.
Because every time I let it end I feel emptier than I felt before. And I don't know how emptier I can get.
>>26324583
Anime and vidya are for children. Books and movies are merely entertainment. Nothing poisons your mind more than laziness, senpai. If you're so unmoved by reality and you're such a creative tour-de-force, you should try writing a book or a film script. Make your own reality.
Accidentally stumbled across The Red Pill on reddit.
Woo, have you even seen a more pathetic group of guys that MGTOW?
I still can't figure out how they are going their own way but spend 20 hours a day talking about women on reddit. ONE GUY EVEN WROTE A BOOK.
Glad to be back home. I love this board. We might be miserable fucks and share similarities but that group is a whole different breed of pathetic.
I love the camaraderie here.
>bragging about not being redpilled
fuck off betafag
MGTOWS and the ilk are pathetic as fuck. they are literally thinskinned manchildren who try to act better than other to hide their own massive insecurities.
basically tumblr for people who are afraid of women.
>>26324542
>Virgins making fun of which virgin board is best.
What would the consequences for females be if some Japanese company put a $3000 realistic sex androids in production? They would be cheap but advanced enough to fulfill 99% of the sex acts a regular female can do.
Immediate shaming of men and legislation claiming machines have rights and those who buy them are rapists
Don't think they'd sell as well as you think. Take it from someone who has had A LOT of casual sex; without a good emotional connection or sexual tension, it's really pretty boring.
>>26324536
It's a win-win situation for everyone, really. Betas would stop showering their crushes with attention, which would lead to them acting less like spoiled princesses. Normal guys would have an easier time finding girls who aren't stuck-up.
>tfw socially smart enough to know I've fucked up during a conversation and I'm saying stupid shit
>tfw socially not smart enough to stop
>tfw your fallback method of commucating with people is behaving strange and saying things that make people laugh
>everyone loves me but no-one takes me seriously
>>26324570
This desu senpai.
When I am serious people cant tell and laugh it off.
>>26324570
yeah this is me. i don't remember the last time i've had a serious conversation with someone. i don't even know how to do it without self-cringing. i've kept a facade of irony on IRL for so long...
