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What's the most meme-tastic way to an hero? How could I immortalize myself as an r9k meme lord. I can't go for the high score because no guns allowed in Australia.
>>26341448
cant you high score with a chainsaw or something?
>>26341448
Live stream suicide most likely. Think of that one Bjork stalker, and the Swedish guy wearing the Just Do It shirt. Both are pretty well known.
>>26341448
On live TV for our lord Kek
I can't fucking take it anymore. Just let me wake up from this nightmare. Tell me it's just a dream. Please someone make it end!
>>26341209
I got bad news for you, son
Just be yourself dude!
Everyone gets happy at some point of their lives!
Im here with you anon
Regardless.
And i dont mind.
Hey robots. Just hooked up with a complete qt3.14 9/10 former model. I was a complete 'nice guy' when I met her and she likes nice guys. Prove to me that women are as evil as you think
Hint: you cant. Ugly robots btfo
Congrats OP
I hope everything work out for the best for you.
>>26341439
no you don't
robobloxorz
>>26341161
It will get proven to you by nature when she ultimately breaks your heart. You'll be back with a much different tone soon enough
Any fun idea to do today, r9k? I'm kinda depressed but yet I don't want to spend all day playing games at home, I want to do something else today.
>>26341154
I mean, I've been thinking of a huge idea lately. I've always been an idea guy, but when I try to make them happen I fail hard. Happened with music, comics, videogames, etc...
I think of a lot of ideas, a get really inspired listening to music and I always imagine a cool animation that would fit the song. Does anyone else do this? I can get into more details if you want
>>26341154
Well you should have asked yesterday dummy :( go to the flea market :) or wathever is left of the flea market on a Monday :( and pick up an old guitar :)
>>26341154
And even if you don't want, here it is: I have around 30-40 songs in mind when I'm saying this. I play the song, and then the animation I imagine flashes on my eyes, I can feel every detail and I feel like it would be a masterwork if I was able to finish something on my own.
Everytime I play one of these songs I go through the same animation, when I find a new song I like I listen to it maybe like 3 times and make up another new one.
I'm going with a friend to dress well and go take pictures for facebook,edit them and shit.His camera is very good so it will be like professional photography.
Do you think this might work /r9k/?We are not bad looking,some editing of the photos will do i guess.
We decided to do some damage control and try to improve ourselves on the social media.
Sorry if it sounds cringey.
>>26341062
Don't forget the fedora to complete the ensemble!
Seriously though OP this sounds cringy as fuck.
>>26341062
aww this sounds great :)
>>26341107
Well,we both have /spooky/ profiles and i think that's a huge turnoff for girls.Our profiles always go unnoticed and shit.We decided to make ourselves look better.It's on the internet but who gives a shit anyway.
Everything is just inside your head.
There's no such a thing as a real world.
If that were true I'd make my life far less sucky if not far more interesting.
This is about as unreal as a world gets
I think everything is inside -your- head
Thats pretty irrelevant to me I think.
Everything still sucks regardless.
y live
>talk to girl from tinder for a week
>we seemed to hit it off
>finally I get a chance.jpg
>all of a sudden she gets indifferent
>use watchdog to monitor her whatsapp activity
>she's talking to someone all day long
>I was cucked on tinder
hold me
What is WatchDog anon? Sounds interesting.
>>26341082
It's whatsdog, basically an app that monitors a specific contact and records all the times when they were online
>>26341094
And with this you can tell if someone is talking to someone else?
Do you shave your pubic hair?
I don't. What's the point? Nobody but me is going to see it anyway.
>>26341013
I used to when I still had hope for my life. You know, the "just in case" reasons and "surprise blowjob" fantasies.
But pretty much what you said, OP. No point in shaving them if no one is gonna see them.
>>26341013
it makes cleaning up cum after fapping way easier
apart from that it's basically pointless for a robot
I do because my small penis depresses me more if it's hidden under a bush.
Hi guys! Subway just came to my country recently and i am very excited about it.
I am a neet living in a tiny village that plans to take a train ride to the capital city just so he can try subway. I have a few questions about subway:
Do i have to pronounce the sandwich names in english even though i am eastern european? Do subway workers ask a lot of questions? Is it an aspie friendly food chain? What should i order?
Anyone? I really need help.
>>26340989
Questions they ask:
>What do you want?
insert sandwich name, type of bread and whether you want a 6 inch or footlong
>Cheese and toasted?
Y/N
>What toppings do you want?
insert toppings and sauce here
>Is that all? (when paying)
Y/N
Order and Italian BMT on Italian, cheese and toasted for safe measure.
what shithole do you live in where subway is something to be excited about
Are women scared of men? Men are stronger and more prone to violence, so it seems like women would be scared but they never seem to show it.
Women aren't scared per se, but there is an underlying sense of "this dude can kill me, but this dude also can protect me and make me feel good"
>>26340987
They are, but their leech-like survival instincts attract them to the strong and violent ones in order to gain their favor.
What's even more hilarious is a women will choose to get into a relationship with a man that's prone to violence and anger and somehow think she will somehow be immune to his violence. That because he "loves" her he won't do it to her.
ITT: things that you're gonna stop doing
i'll start:
-stop watching porn
-stop hoarding anime and video games
-stop meticulously organizing my music collection
>>26340949
>stop meticulously organizing my music collection
Why would you want to have a shitty disorganized music collection?
Good luck, anon. I wish you nothing but the best!
I'll stop removing kebab
>tfw cheating on my waifu
>>26340888
Thispost of OP's ends with trips which have now been checked.
>>26342333
Whoa you also got three numbers in a row.
>>26342333
trips n trips
checked
Do you like characters who are tsunderes?
No. Fuck that tropey waifubaiting weebshit.
>>26340829
Maybe I doMaybe I don't
>>26340829
No way :( who the hell told you that ;( I'm just here because I'm bored :p
I'm awake for 60 hours straight. Ask me anything or if you don't have a question post anything to keep me awake
How much tina have you done?
>>26340774
60 hours of videogames and 4chin?
>>26340774
How long are you going to stay awake. The record is like 20 days.
Anyone have more pictures with this orange monkey-like creature in them? I used to have a shitload of them on my old phone.
Additional question: Anyone know the source or where I could find more?
Nvm faggots. It's called Understand Joshua by Charlie White. I found more.
>>26341368
*Understanding Joshua.
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