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>want high score
>live in gun control country
What do
Beta uprising was last year
>>26345795
You know what to do.
>>26345822
The beta uprising is forever
>>26345795
I don't know where you are living anon, but there are always ways, for instance gypsies and russian guys will always have merchandise for you.
Is the world slowly getting worse?
how do you become a serf??
Was being a serf really this comfy, or am I being memed?
I remember learning that the labour was terrible and everything you had was paid to your respective Duke.
>>26345874
It's true info but there were a lot of downsides in addition to these benefits. Industrialization eventually terminated these relationships and was usually not a voluntary process for the serfs or tenants. History isn't as black and white as a progression from bad to good.
>tfw no boy looking gf
Jeez, just date a boy already. Anal is better anywayrecieving, of course
>>26345680
>tfw no girl looking bf...?
>>26345680
If there's one thing that turns me on to no end is to have a gf that looks like a teenage boy. I'm not even ironic.
>tfw even if I managed to somehow have a threesome with two girls it wouldn't work at all because I wouldnt get hard from all the performance pressure
you guys think that once you get a girl to agree to fuck you you'll be a sex god. Guess what, chances are you probably won't even get hard because you'll be too nervous.
>>26345570
That's the reason why you should only have mmf threesomes.
>>26345594
Even worse. If the other guy is performing better Im going to feel even more pressured
First time I had sex I lost boner 2 times. Just resort to fingering and if you're good at it she wont mind.
7" long and 6" around. Not ideal but I bet none of you spergs even come close.
>>26345568
i can't trust self reported measurements on an anonymous website, brah.
6 x 6 here
That chart is the ultimate troll. My girth has made every girl I've ever fucked practically cry with pain
7.5"x5.5", my good nigger.
>tfw got fired from my job at baskins robbins for accidently saying the cookies and creme ice cream was "God tier"
>Pretty busy friday
>Lot of people in line
>Going smoothly
>trying to be social nice guy and still get ice cream
>Always tell people about their flavors before they get them and give them samples
>Bro tier neet looking guy asks if cookies and creme is any good
>I say "yeah dude, It's a god tier flavor"
>He chuckles
>Soccer mom and her adult friend say what I just said was out of line
>Make a big deal and ask to speak to manager
>He says he'll discipline me later, she says no, do it now or she's calling the news
>He fires me on the spot, and tells me not to come back
>Calls me later and tells me what I did was out of line and I can pick up my check later blah blah
What the fuck, I hate this place. There is a reason no one respects the south. Because they're all retarded god fearing hicks. Honestly, I'm not sure if I want to wor now. Might pretend to have autism to get neet bucks
>>26345474
I should've posted this friday, but I was too upset to do anything
>>26345474
>>26345596
go get another job, dude its just BR.
how the fuck is that out of line
What god would sentence a 16 year old boy to balding? What god would let a 20 year old man have a hairline like pic related?
I had my youth robbed from me.
>>26345384
>What god would sentence a 16 year old boy to balding?
a god that told you it's time to start lifting and get big
>What god would let a 20 year old man have a hairline like pic related?
a god who wanted you to be a badass
you only had your youth robbed from you because you didn't try to improve yourself or work with what you had. you did nothing, you robbed yourself.
loser
>>26345426
Hey faggot I squat 2.5 plates after over 2 years in the gym girls don't give a shit.
I'd say it's your parents fault and bad nutrition.
Why do so many faggots wear their hair like this?
>>26345299
because they listened to /fa/ and /fa/ told them it looks good.
>>26345299
I would man bun if I wasn't heavily balding
>>26345299
reminds me of cavemen
ONGA BOONGA
My new gf has a roastie. She told me that It's naturally like that.
I don't know what to believe.
>>26345293
>robot logic.
>look at a pussy
>big puffy dangling labia
>LOL MUST BE A WHORE HERE LET ME POST A PICTURE OF A PERFECT PUSSY
>It's from a porn star that's done 300 movies
>anyone that disagrees with 8th grade biology is a "roastie"
>>26345293
The only girls who have innies are either 9 years old or had a vaginoplasty.
>>26345293
DISGUSTING!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why not cure your virginity by barebacking a hooker?
>>26345199
Enjoy your AIDS and a million others STDs
>Bareback
>Hooker
top retard
>>26345199
>fucking a warm bowl of aids
literally stupidity incarnate
>>26345199
a HOOKER and NO PLASTIC SLEEVE?
are you mental or something?
Fembots, prove you aren't a roastie ITT.
god thats so fucking hot...lmao @ all the roastie cunts reading this who have mongrel looking pussies instead of a feminie pussy like that
>>26345119
Ew, it looks like shes six years old.
>>26345181
Spotted.
Who else /outoftouchwithreality/ here?
24 yo, had amnesia and a psychic breakdown in january, haven't had a meaningful connection for 3-4 years, met maybe 5 people last year, about to graduate uni. I get panic attacks whenever i move out of my town.
Can anybody help?
>>26345042
Go to a psychiatrist you fucking aspie. It's not that hard.
What did your psychic breakdown reveal?
Oh hey, same here.
I feel like I'm in a never ending dream. The worst is when I have to leave the house and my mind is so cloudy I can't think right and I'm almost at the point where I can't consciously behave myself as I should in public.
>be me
>be 16
>spend a year straight on 4chan
>I'm feeling kind of sick
>Go to bathroom
>throw up
>It's a grassy green color
>ohshit.jpg
>Throw up 50 clovers
>throw up pepes
>throw up dank memes
>and then it happens
> There's spaghetti in my pockets
>picunrelated
lol epic
original comment
What a le MEME, goodsir
Updanks 2 U LOL
Son, get your shit together for once.
Hey r9k. Do you think an orphanage will let me adopt a kid without a wife? I am currently 35 years old have my own house and a German Shepherd
unlikely if you're a single man
>>26345009
do you have sex with your doggy?
>>26345009
>letting a robot adopt
eww, poor child
Did you ever jerk off with panties /r9k/? Whosd were they and how was it?
yes, that was good then i realized how depraved i was
One time I jerked off to a sock of a girl in a hostel.
Yes, a friend of mine forgot on my house.
Then >>26344850
And I throw it away
