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Happy Lunar New Year!
Anyone here doing anything special for Lunar New Year?
>>26346795
fuking SAVEEDDDDD.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE.
im gonna give my bestie a red envelope fulla cash later this week.
but no, i'm not doing anything tonight.
>>26346795
the green dress is much better because its shaped to your figure.
you should really start wearing more form fitting clothing, you have a very nice female figure.
i like the black dress too, but its much more loose on your body compared to the green dress.
you have ridiculously long legs and your hips start very high up above your waist.
so when you wear long and loose fitting tops or dresses, it hides the shape of your hips and makes it appear that your legs start much lower below your torso and makes your legs appear shorter than they really are.
What are some of the irrational things you're afraid of anons? I'm afraid of lying down for example. When will I be normal again?
>>26350570
Bump. Come I don't believe you have no irrational fears other than Chads and stacys.
I can't believe I'm not the only only place I can really lay down is in bed and even then I sometimes still get jitters. If I lay in the ground I flip out, especially when I've tried outside. It makes me feel like I'm going to fall off of the Earth into space and be lost in nothingness for eternity.
>>26351804
Fucking autocorrect. Same poster here I'm glad I'm not the only one.
How do normies react when they find out you're a Trump supporter, robots?
>>26350548
>LE YOU'RE NOT EVEN LE HUMAN
The asshurt is indeed delecious, almost worth becoming a social pariah.
How can people who have no qualms about living entirely off of state welfare support someone who seeks to terminate mooching? I do plan to become employed once my public education ends (18, no b&), but I still don't support Trump.
Robots are diverse in their opinions, including political views. Every patch of the spectrum is on this board. I'm far-left and a Bernie supporter.
I don't go outside, so I don't know how they would react in person.
But I've been flamed a lot on other websites for supporting a "racist, xenophobic fascist."
NatSoc for life.
Would /r9k/ date me?
I disapprove of aural pretension (fake ears).
So no.
>>26350542
shes a fucking qt, post more
I mean that isn't you but prolly, she seems alright
What is the single worst decision you've made in your entire life and why is it visiting 4chan and letting its toxic userbase influence every aspect of your hollow personality?
speak for yourself motherfucker. This place made me feel less alone.
I'd be dead without 4chan.
>>26350471
That's what it does. It makes you feel less alone by drawing you into the toxic mess of its ideologies. You probably weren't racist before you came here, you probably didn't hate women before you came here. But you are and you do now. You belong right here with us, in the cesspool of misery, self-pity, and negativity.
I've been browsing this site for a little more than 10 years now, and its nothing but negative. I can't stop though, because this is the only place on the internet besides wizchan that I belong.
This guy is pretty based.
Absolutely destroyed that nigger Tyrone
What does /r9k/ think of this whole story?
Best youtube channel since penor cut got removed. I really enjoy his rants.
The guy's just too funny. Love his accent too.
i just found out about him the other day and he's pretty good. which video are you talking about?
This guy is doing a God's work.
Why the FUCK has my jet black mozilla theme add-on suddenly changed to a sickening grey?!?!?!?
>not using FTDeepdark
>>26350430
>Not available for Firefox 43.0
>>26350430
Is 4chan your fucking life or something?
kill every last fucking nigger
>>2635Wassup my nigga.
If I had a pet piggy I would name her Betsy and we watch Seinfeld together.
>>26350226
Nuffin is what a dindu du, even when a dindu du. But sumpin is what a dindu du when a dindu du nuffin. So when a dindu du what a dindu du and a dindu dindu sumpin, it's sumpin when a dindu dindu sumpin when a dindu don't du nuffin.
Haven't seen one of these in a while.
Room and layout thread, show your autism dens.
>>26349921
2 out of 4
>>26349945
3 out of 4, how the fuck was that post original
>>26349921
your cell looks quite autistic, bravo; however, where are the piss bottles.
How can I drink alcohol without blacking out and going insane?everytime I drink alcohol I black out and the next morning I have someone tell me about the crazy shit I did the night before(like pissing on the floor) I'm going on holiday next week and I want to drink with my friends without becoming violent/blacking out. I rarely drink but everytime I do, that happens.
jesus
how much do you drink
drink and get violent brah
Drink more often. I was just like you. Now I drink 5 drinks a day. Don't feel the need to get blackout drunk anymore.
>hey wanna sniff our butts?
Can I do more?
Is how you get some needy person to reveal themselves as distgusting, I guess.
No that's disgusting you degenerate roasties
>"Beasts were specially trained to copulate with women: if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape. A surprising range of creatures was used for such purposes - bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being [whether male or female] either via the vagina or via the anus." Representations of scenes from the sexual lives of the gods, such as Pasipha and the Bull, were highly popular, often causing extreme suffering, injury or death. On occasion, the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.[8] Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."
>tfw partying like the romans
>>26349429
what in the flying fuck..
that's pretty metal
>>26349429
Wow, that sounds pretty wild I have to say
>tfw your beta orbiter does some awkward shit in front of your friends
>>26349385
I hope he fucking snaps and brutalizes you.
>tfw a guy has never shown interest in you in any way
>>26349481
I'm interested in you. I want to talk to more girls so I can get used to it. Post some contact.
I've been thinking about giving up on all of society and just building a cabin in the middle of nowhere and staying. Where could I do this? Is there anywhere left that the human plague has not infected?
I think you can still get free land in alaska. Or the low cost of living south.
Also cottages>cabins.
>>26349343
Where do you live OP? Could put funds together buy a plot of land in the middle of nowhere and build a robot commune.
>>26349407
Free land? Why doesn't everyone move there and claim it?
Today my sister got mad that I have a job interview on wednesday.
We're both living with mom and this female manchild is mad that I'm less NEET than she is.
Pls tell me she doesn't browse here
>>26349260
What job you being interviewed for?
>>26349278
nah she's on tumblr.
>>26349281
Some grunt work at a dairy factory storage unit. Nothing fancy but I've got no education and I've never got a job before.
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