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>a girl will never spill spaghetti around you
Feel with me.
>women taking the initiative
>ever
>>26357801
Highly unrealistic. I wasn't aware there were more of pic related.
>>26357801
I have seen women spill spaghetti around Chad.
It's enraging
hey /r9k/ whats the best language to learn how to code? trying to turn my life around
C++
Python
Although you should focus your learning efforts on investing and stocks instead.
>>26357442
x86 assembly
You'll quickly forget about your problems.
Python. Google LPTHW and fucking actually do it.
Do humans have free will?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/proceed-your-own-risk/201311/do-we-have-free-will
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe this is an original comment.
Nope.
Get over it now.
i use skype and chat with people typically daily, i havent even seen some of their faces. is that normal
Yeah I have online frands. I prefer them in fact.
>>26356082
Im in hour-long group calls in skype all the time, and I chat a lot with people I know.
>>26356561
>>26356545
i love my internet friends but do u guys ever worry that if you go offline forever that they will try to find you
ITT: We discuss the implementation and execution of a robot board called /wiz/.
/qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/435741
Current Rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are non-virgins.
Exceptions:
-the use of hookers for sex
-having been raped/molested
3) Do not make porn threads or post porn (clothed and nude) for the sole intent of fawning over for but NSFW posting is allowed.
4)Camwhoring(tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding relationships should go on /soc/.
Strawpolls:
>Should /wiz/ be created?
http://strawpoll.me/6735185
>Should person worship threads (Ashley Jones/Rose) be banned?
http://strawpoll.me/6764875
>Should gay threads be banned even though mentioning you are gay will be allowed?
http://strawpoll.me/6765718
Current Discussion Topics:
Banning person worship and why
Banning gay threads and why
Names for the board instead of /wiz/ (/hiki/, /beta/, etc.)
>>26355715
Fuck you faggot just go to wizchan
Worshipping females is so fucking degenerate.
Also I like /hiki/ because it reminds me if NHK
>>26355789
Wizardchan has more restrictive rules and is a dead board. Plus why should we?
>>26355801
I like /hiki/ too because it really is the perfect description.
What should I buy on Amazon? I have $515 as a balance and $1080 on my debit card and this is what I'm looking at in pic related.
I currently own
>Superlux HD 668B headphones
>PC is maxxed out, quality/spec-wise other than having no GPU(4790K, 16GB ram, 850 PRO SSD, Define R5, Noctua D15, superNOVA 650W gold rated PSU, all good shit, just no GPU)
>15" LCD monitor
>some shitty membrane keyboard I've used for like 3 years
>some $8 mouse
What would be the most worth-while/least cuck-worthy. The HHKB, I'm not really too excited about. This 15" monitor sucks pretty hard, but I also don't really play games other than Artificial Academy 2 when I want to fap and the integrated graphics already maxes it out, at least on this shitty low resolution. My headphones are pretty lame at the moment, too. There are these $20-$30 keyboards you can buy on eBay that have the feel of a topre, so I'm considering saving my money and getting one of those instead of an HHKB or a RF 87U.
I was thinking about getting an onahole (Venus Real?), but I don't really want to go to that level of faggotry.
>>26355480
Dude, without a doubt the GPU.
You literally need that right now.
We all know you went full retard and bought an alienware ricer because ur underageb& but ffs man you literally can't run shit with out it.
CBP4LRZC1P7Y
>>26355505
no anon. It's my third build. I build a new PC once every 5 years or so. This is easily my most powerful, most expensive one yet.
Men, why do you hate women?
Women, why do you hate men?
I have a burning hate for all things that speak a human language.
Also spiders and ants.
>>26353825
why? are you some kind of angsty mute? or just a spineless hypocrite that just can't seem to kick down the chair?
>>26353919
>hypocrite
That would imply I don't hate myself.
98fag here. Were the 90s really as good as people say?
No.
But the plague of smartphones hadn't come yet, so I guess that was a plus.
Early 2000's were better imo. You weren't born at a bad time.
>>26353704
it's about when people agreed to stop spanking their children
only time will tell whether this great experiment will prove successful
>tfw Asian men have ridiculously high standards
This guy is below average with messed up teeth but he's telling these beautiful Asian women, with 10/10 bodies and faces that they're too fat for him. If pretty asiangirls like that don't stand a chance how can a below average black girl like myself?
http://youtu.be/uCZIaP-lTA8
fuck off you weeb cunt
That's what happens when all you do is watch anime and obsess over waifus. Japan is a lost cause.
>>26353079
i don't know, maybe send an application to the Federal Dating Service and request one qt kpop bf.
What's the lamest thing you've ever jerked off to? I once jerked off to the Bastila kissing scene in KOTOR, not that I'M proud of it but it happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONOxQXFz-s0
>>26351588
qt locker neighbor's sneakers multiple time
ended up getting caught because jizz on her Ipod Nano she stored in one of her sneakers once
uuuuhhh I got all the attractive female races from WoW and got them together and I jerked off to them dancing with one another
jerked off to porn my sister left on on the family pc, porn she had likely just masturbated to herself
Who /shoplifting/ here? Post stories, tips, experiences, etc.
I haven't been shoplifting for 6 years now, since I got caught. But I'm considering starting again, because adrenaline rush that you get is just fucking amazing.
>Walmart
Place bags in shopping cart, conceal desired item in bag, walk out the store. Outstanding majority of items don't go off
>have bipolar 1
>manic and psychotic
>decide I need to steal this philosophy book
>grab it and start to leave
>the cashier says, "Hey! Put that back"
>sink my head down low, put it back, and walk away
Never shoplifted again.
>>26349105
Leo pls
ITT: we post thick woman and make fun of autistic low test betas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1109722/Men-dont-curvy-women-attractive-father-children-autism.html
Starting with Mia Sand
>>26333315
She has such luscious thick thighs
Oh fuck, we posting pictures of the ultimate female body type? Because I'm pretty sure you guys want me to post some pictures of the ultimate female body type. Bear mode is the best mode.
>>26333444
Imagine the sound those checks would make if you smacked them.
So this just happened at a place i worked
guy similar to pic related.
Walk in clothing store.
Try on clothes.
Walk out.
Two security guards tells him to stop.
He just ignores him and keep walking.
Security does nothing.
But the point is when i saw what happened i had an epiphany, it doesn't matter what you do, if you are bigger and stronger than most people you can get away with a lot more things and people will be less likely to treat you like a fool.
This is why people go to the gym and why people get /fit/ and why people recommened r9kers to lift. Its all about animal kingdom psychology, if you're bigger and stronger, in most cases, numbers aside, you can get away with a lot more things AND people in general life will be less likely to screw with you
Security guards at stores and malls are instructed NOT to chase anyone who steals.
>>26359073
but muh animal kingdom
>>26359037
>Its all about animal kingdom psychology, if you're bigger and stronger, in most cases, numbers aside, you can get away with a lot more things
No it's not, faggot. See >>26359073. Lay off the adderall and stop jumping to massive conclusions.
>tfw mormon family
>tfw guaranteed wife
feelsgoodman
More like guaranteed wives. Then you have to listen to all of them cunting at you all day and teaming up to pull your strings like puppetmasters.Yes I know that's not a thing anymore; I just wanted to make a polygamy joke
>>26357284
We do have some FLDS near us so that could be a possibility. And btw, Mormon wives don't talk back lol, they're taught to be submissive.
>>26357207
>crushing hard on a mormon girl
>take her out on 2 dates
>she's going on a mission and doesn't want a relationship right now
Fucking Utah.
>born into poor country house
>window has black mold in it
>wind literally passed through my window like there's nothing there
>if I close my door all I can smell is outside air and black mold spores
>parents don't care or acknowledge it
>dying
>feel sick to my stomach, like I have a flu, and always tired
>too disabled by this to work
>only way out is homelessness
Holy Fuck my only shot at option was to be adopted how fucked is that
>>26356625
If you work long hours, you might be able to stay away from the disgusting environment long enough to recover.
I also grew up poor around lots of mold, rats, and cockroaches but my immune system turned out to be pretty strong later in life.
>>26356625
black mold is a total meme. Seriously.
>>26356752
Yup. It's 99% over-hyped bullshit.
