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Have you seen umaru's anime yet robots?
yeah she's fucking annoying because she's a 10/10 supergenius populargirl wonder who is SUCH A GEEKNERD TEEHEE
she's literally the feelgood version of tomoko for the nipponese who couldn't handle the truth (all of them)
get this garbage out of my site
>>26354364
I really like the show when I think Umaru is an actual annoying child. When I remember she's a 16 yo super hot, smart, athletic girl, I don't like it as much.
>>26354364
She's perfectly cute though. Just looking at her fills me up with hnngh.
It's like you've forgotten already or something, that couldn't be true though
could it?
we will never forget
if I can save enough money, I will make a pilgrimage to Isla Vista on the anniversary of the shooting
So when is his family going to capitalize on his manifesto and put it into print?Damn right I'm getting a first edition.
>>26354299
probably never, but we can dream
>tfw the train to SB costs $85 round trip
might be worth it though
/r9k/ please help.
People are trying to tell me that pic related is 10/10.
Are my standards too high or is she just ugly as hell?
this is a good joke
She's a good 4/10
>>26354096
i just shrugged irl.
I did it, robros.
I faced my fears. I asked a random qt for her number so I could get to know her. She said she has a boyfriend, so I didn't get it but it feels good I conquered my fear. She was nice to me, she wasn't harsh about it.
I actually approached a Stacey :3
I'm moving up, guys, one step at a time.
>>26354078
fuck you
you will get a number and not have the balls to text
you will set up a date and she will flake
no girls will stay for longer than the few minutes you meet at random, never to be seen again
fuck this world
>>26354078
>he fell for the cold approaching meme
Anon, this is not how people meet each other. They will all "have a boyfriend". Yeah you got to sack up and ask girls for their number but you also have to be somewhere where it's socially acceptable to talk to strangers (besides work), otherwise you'll end up another creep story. It's a delicate, vapid dance.
>>26354268
I get it, I approached her in a pet store.
I guess I'll try a party or bar next. I don't have friends, is it ok to go to a bar alone?
Why isn't work a good idea?
How racist are you? And what are you doing to combat that?
Niggers should be lynched.
>>26354141
Uh oh we got ourselves a bad ass over here. jpg
>>26354141
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGY
2016
Why does feel like almost every normie has been everywhere?
All these facebook pictures and it's like they go somewhere every weekend.
I hate it
>>26353978
Ya but fuck them, I've been exploring Azeroth for years fuck south america
>>26354007
Who needs machu pichu and shit like that when you got NAGRAND
>>26353978
>visiting the memest ruins on earth
Fuck, at least go to easter island and pretend the Moai are blowing you.
>tfw can't swim
Anyone else know this feel?
>>26353913
What do you mean you can't swim? Just flap your arms like a bird in water and move your up and down.
>>26353913
No cant say I do, you trying to an hero?
>>26353913
just be buoyant bro
![ideal pussy.webm_snapshot_00.07_[2016.02.08_17.23.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lo9EsNg.jpg "ideal pussy snapshot 00.07 [2016.02.08 17.23.34]")
>Who has it worse?
If your pussy doesn't look like pic related, you have an ugly vag.
>Chads will fuck anything warm and wet
>Betas will take anything they can get
>>26353871
ROASTIES BTFO
original comment
Do femanons actually think males like going down on roast beefs?
Its called roast beefs for a reason
>>26353871
Roasties are welcome to post their ideal dicks.
I'm bi btw
Why is this pic oddly highly depressing for me?
>>26353849
because nobody has never been loved by everybody therefore the cat is delusional and it's sad to think that our cuddly friends could also be mentally fucked
>>26353849
I think is the same guy who had schizophrenia or dementia who drew picturesthe further into madness he grew. Maybe that's why.
>>26353903
I disagree on the tone. I believe everyone does love him and OP is regretting that he has not had the benefit of this marvelous cat's company.
Asian men and black women are on the same boat. Asian men have r/Asian masculinity/, so, y is there no r/black femininity/? since black women's problem is not being seen as feminine. It'd make since to have this but it doesn't not exist.
>>26355769
AM is shit. It's like Tumblr with scrawny gooks and incels instead of fat feminists and SJW.
Asian men have the same path as every other man. Get shredded accordingly or get rich and pull gold diggers.
For black chicks to be attractive it's just a matter of staying fit and not being either a BLM retard or ghetto. They've got the genes for killer bodies to begin with provided they stave off the temptation to munch down buckets of KFC and behave like nigger Stacies.
>>26357140
Pic related.
Fuck the robot.
>>26357140
This.
This meme is trash, end it. Black bitches can get the dick if they are hot...which is pretty much the case for everyone.
>be me
>a highly intelligent robot who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>shilling for Burger King
Their stuff IS decent and a lot better than McDonald's but it's nothing really special.
Eat proper food OP.
>>26353798
I like Whoppers... Is there some meme going down here I should be aware of?
>>26353859
>not being familiar with the Burger King meme
you're a slow one
why are roasties so fucking inept with humor
>>26353783
you got btfo by a woman
congratulations!
>>26353783
>being btfo by a tumlrite
kek
>>26353783
Lol, don't worry she's ugly anyway.
Just found out my girlfriend has taken 5 different dicks before me.
Not only is that disgusting but 6 is also an evil number associated with satan (666) so should I leave her?
>cucked by a number
as long as she washed it out
>>26353773
no. you should be a loving friend and ask to her take a lot more than just 5 different dicks.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>GIRLFRIEND
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
> mfw my recent ex of two years and friend start hanging out regularly
The zinger is this bitch boy barely has any friends besides me but he is so starved for a girl he will take anything. So he takes my scraps. Ima tell him to fuck off next time he hits me up to hang.
Fuck a bitch nigga
>>26353705
I'm with you, but stop typing like a degenerate
>>26353763
Grammar has never been my strong suit.
>>26353781
lucky your cuck career is taking off
What is inside the core of the sun?
really really hot fire
>>26353623
Bahamut?
>>26353623
pure anger
![Machu-Picchu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SHCQx2b.jpg "Machu-Picchu[1]")
