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spoiler: free will is a meme
It's a meme, in a sense. I mean, you made this thread because you're an idiot and I replied because I couldn't help myself from calling you an idiot. So yeah. We do the things we do because that's who we are. Only sheer willpower can make you do something uncomfortable and against your norm. Like weight loss, for example.
>>26364616
spoiler: you're the idiot
>>26364656
Yeah, you definitely showed me.
>Day 2 of 5
Your next two days of freedom are right around the corner, wagecuck.
>>26364183
Thisis a whopping 40 percent of the week.
Why do you do this? Can't you just be appreciative of the fact that you don't have to work?
Do you ever get bored of posting the same thing every day
Is it impossible in the tech age to have an attractive, non-chav/ugly/fatty gf unless you're rich? Every girl on earth has instant access to a million billionaires. Is it even worth trying any more?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35521859/a-quarter-of-a-million-uk-students-now-using-sugar-daddies-according-to-app
How long until we're all being cucked by 1 banker, changing his bedding in exchange for soylent green, after he's finished spitroasting our daughters? How far is this shit gonna go?
>weeps into pile of losing lottery tickets
And its not only "attractive" or "model-tier" women that do this. It can be average looking ones as well. You have to understand that women gets offers of free vacations, clothes, cars, apartments, houses all the time by wealthy yet 'creepy' guys. Even single mothers, deformed women, obese women, drug addicts and general filth get these offers at least once a month if not more. As an average guy you're fucked.
this is what feminism produces, women all over the place exploiting male sexuality whilst depriving us of sex
kill all women
>>26364097
>>26364161
Holy shit. This really just made me open my eyes. Like, I'm not a virgin or anything but this really just woke me the fuck up. I'm already a shut in, but this made me want to do everything possible to expand my hobbies and interests. I'm over women, I just can't tolerate this shit anymore. I'd rather be celibate than fuck around with literal whores.
it's getting dark where i'm, so i want to know your obscure feels r9k, the feels you feel nobody will feel
>that cringing feel when you remember your mom discovering your fleshlight
>>26354604
>tfw you succeed at something you've worked really hard toward but it doesn't make you happy and you don't know why
>tfw some women pretty much literally throw themselves at you but you're too low self esteem to do shit about it
ITT: that kid thread
>That kid who wasn't just joking and actually shot up the school and killed 7 students
>he really thinks depression is a thing
>that kid and his weird friend who was the first to discover porn in your grade
>that kid who was always picked last in PE class
>that kid who ate lunch in the library
>that kid in the nerd group who got a girlfriend and discussed sex in the presence of virgins
>that kid who ran with his arms swept back like naruto
>that autistic kid who always ran to class
>that kid who carried his entire locker from class to class
>that relatively popular kid who committed suicide with no prior warnings
>that token fat kid who was successful socially and with girls
ITT: 3 good things and 3 bad things about you.
>>26366462
>im hygienic
>i enjoy the finer things
>i have a nourishing palette
>n/a
>n/a
>n/a
>Have passions and interests
>Pragmatic
>Drive & look after myself in general
>Druggie
>hhkv
>asocial
>>26366501
Get out, normie.
l'original
Is your life cucked by your nose?
I just have a big nose :^^^^(
>>26366320
I think my septum is ok but my nasal membrane may have thinned or something like that due to RC abuse.
I have headache that I can feel in my nose somehow.
>>26366345
Jewish or Roman?
What should I say to my psychiatrist to get a script for klonopin? The SSRIs she gives me doesn't do a damn thing for anxiety. I'm a 19 year old college student. What should I say guys?
Anxiety. Tell them you get anxiety from heights, your palms get sweaty, you get dizzy, your chest feels tight, and it feels like something is wrapping around your throat.
Tell them you're afraid to go into public places and make your way there and then leave before ever entering the store because the anxiety is so bad.
Source: Exactly what I did
>>26366095
Say 'the SSRIs don't help with my anxiety'.
Do not say 'I'm a drug seeking teenage college kid where the benzos at lmao we off the xan #blackoutboyz'
Read up on panic attacks and general anxiety until you can convincingly invent stories about you experiencing the symptoms of those conditions. You'll probably need to go through several different SSRIs and perhaps something like Wellbutrin first as well.
>Do not, ever, use the word "benzo" or "benzodiazepine" or "SSRI" or give any indication that you know what any of these things are
>Do not EVER suggest a course of treatment out of the blue
>Do not reveal or suggest any history of drug abuse
You must always put the writing on the wall and then let THEM suggest kpins / xanax.
>at a friend's small house party
>cute girl across from you sitting alone on a couch
>she makes eye contact with you
>stand up and walk towards her
>"__________________________."
What's your opening line in this situation, r9k?
>>26365312
>"Do you watch my little pony"
I'd ask her if she wants a drink
>>26365312
>mochi mochi, anon desu
>"You will regret more the things you didn't do than the things you've done!"
Is this the most bullshit advice ever?I still cringe about those times I've asked out a girl or told her how I felt. It always ends up in disappointment.
Of course women share this advice on normiebook, they want the legions of thirsty betas giving them attention and making bold moves validating their existence.
In the real world relationships and hook ups happen naturally because both parts have attraction for each other. AKA chad gets them all.
Post other normie-tier advice that is bullshit.
I regret not letting myself drown when I was 9.
It's a normie way to give yourself cognitive dissonance at the shameful and embarrassing lifestyle you led while absolving you of any retrospection you would have to do to develop as a human being.
too bad it's in reverse
How can I stop being a fatfuck? It's hard.
eat less
wait a year
lost 15kg this way
Literally stop eating for two weeks, only drink water
Develop an eating disorder. Worked for me.
Let's have a nice dog hate thread.
Why are dogs the most normie of pets? Why are they so annoying and disgusting? Let's discuss and post dog hate stories too.
Greentext times you killed a dog.
Cats are a normie pet too, which seems to be dominated by women and normie beta men.
Dogs can go either way, it could be Chads best friend, or it could be that lonely old man who lives on a remote british island by himself.
Just because you have to walk it doesn't mean it's automatically normie-tier.
OP is a nigger.OP is a nigger.
I don't hate dogs. I just don't think I'd have the patience for them. Even if I got a dog that wasn't dumb as bricks, they still have habits like sniffing everything that would annoy me immensely.
I'm much happier having my pet bunny. She shares my room with me and loves me to bits.
You have 3 wishes. What do you want?
The launch codes for the American and Russian nuclear arsenals
The buttons to initiate them
If the first one doesn't count as two wishes, I'll set you free
I wish for a wish and I wish for that wish to be for a wish and for that wish's wish to also be for a wish and for all subsequent wishes to be a wish for another wish to replace it
The cycle will repeat infinitely until reality breaks
Money
Power
Women
does anyone else fucking hate when normies try to bullshit some trendy mental problems like depression and OCD?
oh you can't relax until all the DVD's are lined up in the shelf? that's cute.
try not being able to leave a room unless you've switched the light on and off 4 times incase your family die
>you can't relax until all the DVD's are lined up in the shelf?
Not if she doesn't want another beating.
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING DVDS JESSICA
>>26363538
Didn't even read the post. That pussy is perfect.
my sister's vagina looks like that
fembots, why don't you try look more like this? Your life would be easier.
>>26363520
10/10 would breed.
Because actually cooking instead of posing like a filthy skank getting her cunt juice on the seat is more fun.
And you could get a hair in the food if you don't braid your hair or keep it in a bun.
>>26363520
Sause blockz
