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Fembots, have you ever loved a robot? How did that go?
Not loved but I've been infatuated/obsessed with a robot I met on r9k omegle for a while now.
>>26394209
yeah, she didn't love me back
4 dates and she didn't even like me
As soon as you get a gf, you are not a robot.
Why aren't you looking for a qt latina gf?
>femenine
>take care of themselves unlike white women
>will never be seen in public in sweat pants and flip flops
>age gracefully if they take care of themselves
>want a traditional household
>will raise your kids to be alpha
>great in bed
>gorgeous curves
>you have a good chance at your kids looking white
>cooks delicious food
>isn't brainwashed by feminists
How can white women even compete with latinas?
b/c the only hot ones are 70-100% european dna so why not just go to spain and get a real qt? why settle for the burrito offbrand?
latina internet defense force can stop shilling
some mexican girls look good, but 90% of them get fat before the age of 24, the rest are super model tier and only go after Jose Grandedick
>>26393736
I'd fuck the chick flipping the double birdie
Why don't you visit a glory hole?
>>26393255
but i already did anon...
I did in another country. Amazed I didn't get an STD.
>>26393284
>>26393347
Where do you go, I want to try one
>And this is our .... son's room, he's quite the intellectual
>tfw my room is so filled with trash and urine jars/cups/bottles that I would be admitted to a mental hospital if anyone ever came in here
>and here is our son's room
>opens door
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>closes door
>he doesn't get out much
>cleaned my room recently
>scented candle to get rid of the smell from cigs
>drawfag so sketches around the place
>books as well
>just seem like an ordinary pretentious cunt
Not today.
I decided to an hero tomorrow but I'm fucking terrified of death. Please write some reasons for suicide that will keep my decision in place so I will actually do it and not chicken out and continue living
>>26391942
Also, please don't try to tell me not to do it. This is a very thought-out decision. If my best internet friend can't talk me out of it, you can't either.
>>26391942
Dude.....
Just come over to my house. Lets hangout and walkaround town till our feet get sore.
We can take my paintball gun and drum. And if worse comes to worse well summon the police and suicide by cop.
How nice it would be, to finally go to sleep forever
Forget about "beeing urself", you have to be tall, have a nice face, have a large penis and an extroverted personality (and usually a toned body) is what you need to get a girlfriend
>>26391833
* who won't cuck you that is
Wow, what a revelation. I literally never heard of this before!
and don't be short and legally blind like me.
Here is some factual info from the CDC, US Census the UK NHS, the GSS, the Ohio State Survey, the Birkbeck Analysis, the Vienna Demographic Study, and more:
>about 12% of all men are promiscuous with about 1/3rd that number, or 4% being highly promiscuous. Another 78% of men have between 1 and 4 lifetime sexual partners. about 10% are virgins for life.
>about 12% of all women are promiscuous with about 1/3rd that number, or 4% being highly promiscuous. Another 80% of women have between 1 and 4 lifetime sexual partners. About 8% are virgins for life
For this to make sense this means about 10% of men and women sleep with each other a LOT.
>20% of men sleep with 80% of women is false
.
>Long term analysis corrected for false reports shows that about 4% of married women cheat on their husbands and about 6% of married men cheat on their wives if they did not live together before marriage. If living together before marriage these numbers are about 8% and 10%
Advice groups, and especially Feminist groups, want to portray marriage as weak and failing
>the idea that all men cheat and al women will 'trade up' is a myth
.
>The actual rate of divorce in first marriages topped out at about 40% decades ago and has been declining
>People marrying now face a maximum group risk of divorce of only about 30%, max
>Religious people have an even lower rate
>If the girl is a virgin on her wedding night the risk of divorce is really low and if her lifetime partner count is under 4 it is still very low
>More young women are virgins/have a low N than you think (see above)
This means at least 70% of first marriages will last
>The idea that marriage is a 50/50 shot is a myth
.more
>>26391808
>Married men and women live longer, are healthier, make more money, have sex more frequently, and have higher quality sex than single, dating, or cohabiting peers
>Married men make more money, are promoted faster, and have less stress than their unmarried peers
>Married men with stay at home wives are in the very top of health, income, etc.
being married is objectively better than being single or dating
>if you think marriage will destroy your sex life, you believe a myth
.
Stop believing things that aren't true.
>tfw i'm part of the 10% virgins for life
oh well, atleast I'm good at something
8% reporting in
where was you wen Stacy cucked Chad?
What are the reasons you can't get laid? Can they be changed?
>>26391739
what is wrong with that guy's abs?
stop posting this.
can't change my race or my face, so no
>>26391739
1. not in shape/skinnyfat
2. not groomed/dressed well
3. poor
4. low self esteem
>can they be fixed
yes, but the process is very long.
Please tell me if it's a bad decision to email the girl like. I will provide context to avoid any impulsive conclusions:
>work in an office complex in central NY
>a girl from another company on the floor above enters 2-3 times a day to print things off or make coffee
>she asks me a question one time and I really notice her
>she smiles when asking the Q but I dismiss it as formal pleasantry
>she seems pretty quiet and is very beautiful to me but not a sort of minx everyone gets the hots for
>google her name and find out we're both into the same kind of music etc
>develop strong feelings towards her
>I'm pretty quiet and for whatever reason (I don't think it's just plain shyness) I act aloof and indifferent when she's there
>can't really make conversation as it's a small office and everybody would notice and hear
>she's likely from an upper-middle class background and a top college which also discourages me from thinking I have a shot
>she hasn't been in work for two weeks
>overhear a conversation her boss was having today which implied they are moving offices very soon (maybe this week)
I have written a draft of the email I am intending to send. If anybody is willing to give advice etc I'll post it in this thread.
PLEASE RESPOND.
Stop seeking affection, it's a weakness.
You've got nothing to lose, man. Go for it.
This isn't a video game, there are no "wrong" choices.
Look at it this way
1. You send the email, she responds and you move your relationship forward
2. You send it, she doesn't respond, she leaves and you move on with life
Either way, you should just send it, nothing will change if you don't take charge of your own life
So how does /r9k/ make friends? At least one of us has to have the answer.
>>26390984
>find extrovert
>make friends with them
>mooch off their circle of friends
>make one of them gf
you now have a friends and a gf and you really only made friends with one person.
Some chick sits next to me in class and she started talking to me one day.
Now we're friends.
It's not that hard honestly.
I don't tbhl. Second semester in Uni, still no friends.
>your 18 year old son comes to you and says:
>"dad I am not comfortable with the sex I was born with and I want to be a girl now".
How do you react?
As long as you're happy I'll support you. I love you unconditionally.
Son do you have Alzheimer's as well? You told me this yesterday in another thread
>>26390741
should ask if its about chinese cartoons
or observe with whom he's hanging around
Is the NEET life a neat life? Should I consider it?
>>26390229
No. you'll end up dead.
It's fucking awesome dude it's the best thing ever.
It can't last long, though. I doubt you'll get bored but eventually you'll need money and independence.
>>26390261
>it can't last long
Why did I just start my 6th year as a NEET then? Unless we experience time differently, five full years is a pretty long time.
Idk, i just want to hear about your experiences with the game.
Your builds
Your weapons
Your experience
>>26389699
Betting $10 that OP is less than 18 years old
>inb4 bloodborne cucks hijack the thread
Ds1 > DeS > BB >>> Ds2
>masturbating more than 3 times a week is considered 'frequent' in medical terms
What the fuck? How can normies go without fapping at least 3 times a day? Surely they can't be having so much sex
Normies in relationships have sex everyday. If they are single, every weekend.
sometimes it just doesn't cross my mind or i'm too tired to do anything but sit and scroll, too tired to even play vidya.
This is not true.
For teen agers, ranged 16-19, you can fap up to 10 times a day and it is still considered normal.
If you're bypassing the number of 15 more than once again, then thats when you start worrying.
Likewise, if you're fapping less than 3 times a day you are probaly with low test.
You stop fapping this much by age of 20, 24. Arround the age of 30, you'll masturbate 1-1/7 times a day.
>you will never be a US citizen
i feel like america is like the main country. where everything happens. nothing happens in europe.
if america is stormwind city, europe would be goldshire.
if america is varrock, europe would be lumbridge. NOTHING HAPPENS IN LUMBRIDGE!
everything happened in europe
you're living in paradise at the end of history
and don't forget that america is literally more than twice as big as europe. and everyone speaks the same language.
>>26388508
Das right, we are severely lacking in the obesity, teenage pregnancy, horrible test scores and public shootings department.
Move your traitorous ass to murka murka and fuck off nigger
