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>It's just calories in vs calories out bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAkBN9O9j8
>>26410641
thats disgusting senpai desu
Hard truth. Just count calories, I'm going for 1600kcal a day and lost 10kg in a few weeks without exercise.
How can one let things go so WRONG for fuck's sake ? MUH GENES MUH DEPRESSION FUCK YOU
McDonald's employee here. I want all you faggots that order fries with no salt to kill yourselves.
am i the only retail hobbiest on this board? I actually enjoy work
at least i don't have to tell you to kill yourself because you just already know
>>26402208
I know that feel anon
I know that feel
>original
>tfw no gf who gets knotted
>>26416959
if I had one wish I'd be a gf that takes the knot
>tfw this is my fetish
i fucking hate myself so
>>26416959
>tfw no gay bf who is into beast
>tfw no monogamous gay relationship on east coast
>tfw you won't email [email protected]
>2 page essay due tomorrow morning
>haven't even started
who else /crazy/
>>26416145
2 page meh, you can still do it
>>26416145
Savage af, OP
>>26416234
But i'd rather shitpost
ITT: Blatant lies normies told you
>You'll make a special girl happy one day
>>26416116
>>You'll make a special girl happy one day
Don't let your dreams be dreams OP
>You're so smart but you just don't try!
STOP
I AM TRYING SO HARD
>>26416146
Haha wow you're a saddo
I'm too lonely. What type of puppy companion should I get? No Mutts.
get one of these puppies. tibetan mastiff
a white girl
>>26415250
The one that will love you.
When I went to pick up my puppy, the one I saw in pictures acted normal, but one of his siblings litteraly ran away from his mum to me.
Never did any howling from sorrow or anything.
I know it sounds cringy but it is hard for me to explain the situation in English .
Who here hates being touched?
I am too pure for this world. I hate being touched by filthy degenerate humans.
>>26415234
I really love being touched, to the point that I think I just might be hyper sensitive to it. Not that anybody ever touches me
>>26415234
>I am too pure for this world. I hate being touched by filthy degenerate humans.
No, you're just autistic. That is literally a sign of autism.
I like being touched by people who love me and I trust.
So... nobody in particular.
>whatcha looking at white boy?
>>26415104
Tupac is FUCKING DEAD
lookin at two cute black girls
what's good with you
>>26415439
>cute
>black
oxymoron
Women who aren't conservative are literally worthless.
I agree, OP. Perhaps one still exists.
Of course women tend to support systems that are based on emotion instead of reality (socialism). Feelsbadman
"literally"
They'd have worth as slaves, as meat, even as charcoal pucks.
Nothing is LITERALLY worthless, I fucking hate what the word literally has become ree reeee reeeeee
/r9k/ redpill me on tinder. Any robots in here who had success with it?
Isn't it a great tool for robots to hide their aspergers behind a simple picture?
What the fuck do Americans really type like that?
Lol
Y
Idk
>>26413262
got tinder and had quite a few matches with qts that seem sweet. Got a date tonight and another on tuesday and two pending once i see how busy im gonna be next week
never done anything like this so i dont know how the hell it happened but apparently ladies dig my style
CAN I EAT YOUR ASS
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I am 33 years old
I was born in 1982
This probably makes me older than 90% of the users of 4chan
Ask me anything
I got this girl in my Monday Wednesday classes number on the bus ride home yesterday
When should I text her?
i was born in 87
you're a faggot if you were born after me or before me
how much do you hate everyone else?
I recently got a call that my ex killed herself with pills, successfully. They found her facedown in the bath tub.
She made lots of threats to do it if I left her but you guys (/r9k/) told me it was just all talk and that she was trying to condition me to be cuckable.
I guess it was found that I'm not guilty of anything because after being told about it no one else contacted me, not even the police. Actually, her family apparently thinks fondly of me. I think there was a note but no one told me what it said.
Is there any way I can find out?
>has anyone here tried to kill themselves?
>has anyone you know done so successfully?
>>26412742
Buddy blow his brains out
And other one od
And the one from high school.
Fuck off
Kill yerself
She's just a vagina
>>26412742
>I'm not guilty of anything
Of course not: you're not her 24-hour bodyguard, and she's not your ward/nurse! Geez. Sorry it hurt YOU; her suffering is over. She wasted 40-50 yrs of possibilities. I think only very aged should off themselves...
>>26412742
>Is there any way I can find out?
Yes. Ask. Tell them straight out that you're blaming yourself, and you need to know in order to deal with the situation. Therapy might not hurt.
My belief is that a person's life belongs to himself, and it's his right to end it if he chooses. She made her choice for herself, and the matter of whether you did things that influenced it or not is outside of you.
There are many things in life we can't control.
What is the most degenerate, disgusting, nasty fetish or sexual fantasy you have?
I'm a huge scat fetishist. I want to eat a girl's shit, I want to be a hot girl's toilet and let her shit and piss into my mouth and all over my face. I can't get off to vanilla porn anymore. I spend like half my day looking at scatbooru and exhentai. When I see a hot girl in public, with nice legs and ass, I imagine her shitting on me.
I don't know why I developed this fetish I think it's because I fap 5-7 times a day, and got sick of normal porn.
>>26412583
Yeah, you got sick of normal porn. When you get to that kind of literal shit, it's a good idea to back off a bit.
>>26412583
I really just want to just fuck a girl furiously, mess her hair up and cream all over her. Then drive her downtown and dump her there naked and looking like she just got fucked, and leaving her there for a long, humiliating walk home.
>>26412643
I go all the way from girls in dancing in swimsuits to girls puking and occasionally shitting on thesmelves and each other, back and forth. Can't really say I got bored, just broadened my tastes.
Not OP by the way.
>tfw you'll never have an attractive lower middle class white single mom gf
>>26412342
Why are they sitting in the hallway when there's a comfy couch right there?
Are they in the midst of a tornado watch?
>single
Then who took the picture?
>>26412415
Don't question what a mid 20s qt 3.14 mom does
Probably gonna off myself on Valentines day.
Dubs decide how.
Trips>Dubs though.
Btw I won't livestream since I'm a poorfag and I don't even own a webcam or anything.
>Pic unrelated.
>>26412184
128 consecutive hours of shitposting
>>26412213
The most original one I've seen on any thread so far.
>>26412184
No you aren't
Nice try.
