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Who /looks normie/ here?
>Not bad looking
>dresses well to the point of being able to get a compliment once and a while
>Puts on deodorant and sometimes body spray
>Still a robot on the inside
>socially fucked with little to no friends
Same here. Last semester there was a guy who was a total Chad and he ended up showing me a lot of respect because he thought I was a fellow Chad. It was hilarious when he mentioned that our class was full of weird people, but in reality I was probably the weirdest by far.
im not bad looking but for sure not good looking . and it fucking sucks
>>26442586
>sometimes body spray
I do that stuff. At least I feel a little better walking around well dressed.
>tfw find out autism isn't just a 4chan meme and that it's real
>tfw you read the symptoms and it perfectly describes you
>tfw you realise that 4chan has been using the autism meme to decrease the pain felt by people which suffer from autism through humor
I get 13/20
Post your scores, rowboats
>>26442439
>tfw just realized autistic
you're in the right place atleast. Welcome home.
Women like masculine men. Men like feminine women. The issue, however, is that a lot of us are feminine guys (even if we don't all like feminine things). We're shy. Sensitive. Feminine men don't like gentle feminine men. They like dominance.
What if we put masculine women together with feminine men?
Because there are extremely few masculine women, and the ones that do exist tend to like feminine women
>>26441606
>implying women care about sensitivity during the early stages of a relationship
Shyness kills attraction though. Sorry to say guys.
>>26441606
Those couples exist, when you see a loud fat bitch dragging her beta male husband around like a dog on a leash.
Post what fictional characters you would fuck
I'll start with a top tier choice
trailer for more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWM0ct-OLsM
>>26441584
Furry the movie
>>26441584
more like, what fictional character wouldn't i fuck
protip: the answer is none
>>26441689
this. Still gonna see it tho.
>tfw guy you know suddenly starts acting macho
>literally nicest guy in the world one day, and huge asshole the next
>>26441579
Chad doesn't cum on your face :(
>>26441579
Sounds like the poor guy is insecure about his masculinity and is trying to improve himself and is gay because he no longer turns you on.
>>26441579
sounds like he didn't get the girl he wanted and realized women only go for confident men
Prostitute posts angry video after her client finishes too quick
https vid me/quOq
She's right, you know.
Who cares what a prostitute has to say about anything?
>>26441427
I don't blame him for wanting to get it over with
>>26441427
>I felt totally used by this guy
YOU ARE LITERALLY A PROSTITUTE
Eggman thread. Eggy, what is your favorite movie and vidya?
Lets summon eggman, our hero
>>26440530
god he's so fucking ugly I was horny a minute ago
>>26440530
now u know this shits just gonna get deleted
>tfw no loud and vulgar boobcow gf
she's not a boobcow she's just a cow
>>26440440
goddamn, she really got a bit fat, she should go to the gym and lose that belly.
![TF - 15-09-2015 - 01.flv_snapshot_10.46_[2015.09.18_01.15.24]2.png](https://i.imgur.com/9Ru5b32.png "TF - 15-09-2015 - 01.flv snapshot 10.46 [2015.09.18 01.15.24]2")
>>26440457
Oh she's got the boobs, my friend. Do not doubt that.
The time for your weekly hikikomori counseling has arrived.
Post about your week, enjoy Misaki and get a (You)
>>26440331
I always feel healed when I look at her. She's not even my waifu.
My week has been terrible. First half of the college exams are over and my adrenaline levels are through the roof. Been getting stomach cramps and sleepless nights, a nostalgic feeling almost.
Very exhausted from everything. I just want to sleep and never wake up.
>>26440408
She's indeed good at soothing souls.
>still no stream
and I thought you were improving. I'm once again let down.
(although I was the dissapoint-er last week)
tired of all my porn. send me the stuff you go back to the most. <3
been fapping 2 suicide since i found it on newgrounds in 2002
>>26439937
is she asain?
>>26439937
>send me the stuff you go back to the most
sent ;)
let's have a comfy night my good lads
all of my good lads are absolute starts
best europe represent
>>26439917
This will never be a thing, stop pushing it
>favourite take away had a food hygiene inspection yesterday
>got a 5
Yay no paki semen in my kebabs
What would you do if you had a time machine, r9k?
I'd go back in time and kill the person who invented the mason jar. I hate those stupid little cuck jars.
I'd go back in time and kill the baby version of me. Then I'd fade away and be at peace.
Go back in time and fuck myself in the ass
>>26439727
stop the oxygen holocaust and then come back to see how earth developed
>To inject some much needed romance into their relationship, the wagecuck decided to treat his girlfriend to an evening of passionate, vigorous sex, satisfying her every desire...While he stayed at work late to finish those reports.
>How do you make a femanon laugh?"So you're a virgin, right?"
>How do you make an anon laugh?"So you've done this before, right?"
>How else do you make a femanon laugh?"Y-yeah, plenty of times!"
>You shouldn't judge a femanon for not having her hymen in tact. Many of them had their hymens broken during every day activities, such as exercising, or riding horses when they were younger.Sorry, I meant Chads not horses.
A wagecuck friend of mine told me recently that he wanted the best of both worlds: the income of a wagecuck and the freedom of a NEET. I tried to make him realise the benefits of the NEET life, but he just didn't listen. I heard from him again a couple of weeks later and he completely fucked it up -he became a janny and ended up working like a wagecuck for the income of a NEET.
>Why did the wagecuck slit one wrist?He only worked part time.
>What's the difference between a wagecuck and a NEET?I don't look forward to sick days.
>What does a wagecuck have that a slave doesn't?Tax.
I've been asked why I make jokes about mods and jannies all the time and the truth is I hold a grudge against them for deleting one of my threads. But I'm mostly over it...I mean, you can't really take seriously someone whose most lucrative career move was checking the back of the couch for loose change.
>*Knock knock*
>"Who's there?"
>"Wagecuck."
>"Wagecuck who?""Wagecuck who?! I've been bringing you coffee and running your errands for 6 years now, Mr Shekkelstein!"
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
TOP STUFF
WOOOO! ENCORE! ENCORE!
The madman! He's on a roll and can't be stopped!
Stay comfy, fellow NEETs. Stay comfy.
Why do School shooting/mass shootings happen? Why are they getting more frequent? What has caused this change in young men since the last 20-30 years when this was unheard off?
>>26439276
The news media sensationalizes school shootings and their perpatrators, so kids who think (or are) failures in life see this as their one shot at being remembered (also they usually are suicidal and see death by cop as a reasonable method).
The fact that people can remember the names and faces and stories of the people who did Columbine, Virginia Tech and Sandy Hook are a testament to the appeal of mass shootings.
The more it happens the bigger the domino effect. Kid wants to off himself, hears the news, idea planted in his brain, has the means and motive to commit a shooting.
Feminism and Sexual Liberation
Of course men are going to react badly of you treat them like second-class citizens because of their gender.
Also, feminized education
>>26439364
>The more it happens the bigger the domino effect
Do kids really care about the news or infamy? Especially insane kids willing to murder people
Have you ever been raped or sexually assaulted before?
>>26439106
Raped by a boy at a homecoming party.
One of only 2 sexual experiences I have had with another person
>>26439124
Would you grace us with some details of your experiences?
Fought off a sexual assault.
Been scare of the repercussions for the year or so that's passed since.
It seems he's gone away, he said he was going to kill himself before the cops took him in for peddling drugs.
Probably wouldn't make it into the top ten shitty things I've experienced.
