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What are your plans for Valentines day?
>>26456006
What I do every year, promise myself that next year will be better
>>26456006
Getting drunk alone and maybe messaging theboyI like and then regretting it the next day.
>>26456006
Well, I plan to get lots of chocolate and flowers from ALL my female admirers...
...But, plans... plans just don't always work out the way you want them too...
>Deadpool says "dick"
>Entire theater bursts into laughter, people choking
>There is a reference
>Hear at least three people saying "oh mh gad, that's a refrence!! Omg HAEhHehe let me xplain buddy XDdd"
What the fuck is wrong with the normal fags?
>>26455954
That's what you get for liking memepool.
>>26455954
I'm going to watch this movie tomorrow. I'm attempting to become a normie but I'm just in a weird spot between total robot and failed normie. This guy is at my house now, talking about going to clubs later. I hate clubs. I wish I was alone. We were with some girls earlier but they clearly aren't attracted to me and they quickly left.
I managed to get invited to a guys birthday party, but I was at work when they all met up, and when I got off they all ignored my messages.
I think I've made a mistake. I was alone for a reason. I don't fit in. I'm very ugly. I don't know anything about popular music of dances or a snapchat or instant gram.
>>26455954
They wanna sound cool to their pals.
>there was no reference at all.
Why do guys like anime girls?
>>26455042
they're fantasy made real, no need to settle for what is realistic.
>>26455042
because there kawaii desu ne
Not "guys", just the weeaboo autists on this site.
But much limited edition Dawkins signed mountain dew fedora
>>26454757
Militant atheists are literally fucking cancer
I'd give them a week to get with the program or be vanquished. The world would be a better place
>>26454757
>He actually believes there's a man in the sky.
>>26454806
>He actually believes nothing created anything and we sprang from nothingness
What did you inherit from your father?
>>26454690
My relatively broad shoulders and self-hatred
my autism
originality postaringo
I'm a manlet
I'm shit with people
I never leave the house except for obligations
why are ugly people allowed to procreate?
they just fuck up the genepool
also those ugly people are the ones doing school schootings
do you guys think in the future there will be a law where ugly people are killed off at birth?
ugly is relative. the least beautiful will become the new ugly.
Its that fucking forehead
Jesus christ everything else is forgivable its just that GOD DAMN FUCKING FOREHEAD
He should cut his hair. It would make him look 1000X better
what are you doing for valentines day, /r9k/?
Curling up in my desk chair with my blanket and smooth brewed coffee, watching Kara no Kyoukai and maybe listening to some Ryuichi Sakamoto.
While the Chads I know go and have 5 second celebrations in Stacey, and she brags how long he went the next day and all about the $80+ gifts she got.
how many times do i have to kindly ask you to stop posting kate
she is a fucking whore and is the worst lost-fu in the history of lost-fus
Fapan
Watchan
and
Playan
Like every other day.
">lack of hygeine
>no motivation
- Concentration problems
- Memory problems
- Psychotic/delusional ideas (not full stuff yet)
- Pseudohallucinations/minor stuff
>passivity
>lack of spontaneous conversation not made of jokes/puns/rhymes/idioms/figures of speech
>inappropriate dress
>anxiety/panic/fear/terror
>only do things when forced by parents, would sit and do little to nothing goal oriented
>cant multi task
>nothing is fun any more except image boards and other forms of constant instant stimulation such as drugs, porn, and etc...
>suspicions of others intentions
>no job or plans to get one
>clumbsy
>social isolation
>think people are talking/laughing/gossiping about you
>meh/poor social skills
>sudden problems having conversations with people
>voice in your head thinks/says things you can't control that pop into your head and inspire cringe moments, insult you, berate you, attack you, make you feel retarded/worthless
>replay past failures in your head over and over and all the negative emotions come back
>thoughts in different peoples voices in your head you can't control that comment on your actions, insult you, say put downs, etc...
by voices, i mean inner voice. Yes, this counts for schizophrenia if the above are true. You feel those intense heart racing/cringe/anxiety when you remember those things so intensely because your brain has trouble interpreting internal stimuli from external. In time, that will develop into hearing external voices instead if not caught
These sound familiar? Maybe your social anxiety isn't social anxiety. all this shit points to schizophrenia, bipolar with psychotic features, or psychotic depression.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prodrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_intervention_in_psychosis
http://schizophrenia.com/earlysigns.htm";;
Why r u doing this to meeeeee
god damn it bros I don't want to be schizophrenic ;_;
what meds do you guys take?
abilify here, it helps but still its fucking bad.
you forgot to also put the feelings in your head you head sometimes they are intense as fuck like mine are.
Who /image hoarder/ here?
I compulsively collect pictures of celebrities I like, and organize them all by names I have assigned to them, usually their last name but sometimes joke names from 4chan.
I go to /hr/ and I resave and overwrite pictures once a week or show to make sure I have it, and to make sure it's in the highest resolution.
I become afraid if I don't save these images they will be gone and I'll be unable to track them down forever.
What images do you collect, robot?
i collect images of sapient cartoon sponges so i can post them later on an anime imageboard
>>26452029
That's interesting, I like it.
>>26451939
so what did you lose in your childhood that traumatized you so much, anon
Why would anyone want to be a cop? It's such a low-entry job that even the most idiot, aggressive tard could sign up RIGHT NOW and be accepted simply for being physically fit enough. Why would anyone respect such a low level profession when even a literal retard can join in?
>>26451674
im going to say based off your post that you got caught with weed in your purse and complain how all cops are pigs.
You will never know what officers have to go through every day.
>>26451700
>weed
That's for faggots and dindus
>cops are pigs
They are
>have to go through every day
By making everyone's life worse
So called "protectors" are just usually aggressive power-thirsty idiots who want to unleash their rage on a socially acceptable target, a criminal.
>>26451674
>Why would anyone want to be a cop?
To do good, help people, enforce the law and punish the wicked
Also its not an easy job. You put your life on the line, make huge sacrifices. Being around criminal scum dealing with them day in and day out will take a huge toll on anyone.
>the universe infinitely repeats itself
>you're doomed to this life forever
Can I be a girl in the next life?
I'm sick of this hard mode.
>>26451575
There's always the afterlife. Keep improving each cycle. You have all eternity after all.
>infinite realities
>you'll still never be with your waifu
wat eva habin 2 da strong silen typ
da gury cooba
his shoulders are so wide haha <3<3<3
she was a HUUUOOOER
quality thread, guys. good job
>stoners think they can be robots
Weed is literally the most social drug, kill yourself scum
You can order weed off the deepweb though
>>26450754
>mfw i can just walk to the store a few minutes away and legally buy weed
i guess theres one good thing about living in normifornia
>normies who think anime and weed make them robots
its the complete opposite, now get the fuck out
What are my fellow robots waiting for in the mail? Should be receiving my oil filter for the bike by Monday.
Real excited.
A mouse, a USB controller, a belt and some terrarium clamps
>>26450656
A felting kit and some air dry clay.
>Tracking package from china
>Takes 3 days to get to USA
>Takes 10 days (and waiting) to travel 300 miles to my apartment
God bless.
Why would you need to filter oil for a bike? You literally just put it on the chain
What is wrong with German men?
All of that, and most anything a woman ever says about a man, can be summed up by this picture.
There are no German men. All of them are undercover Muslims, he was acting cold so that he wouldn't blow his cover.
The feminists and decades of shitting all over their men and telling them we dont need you is part of the cause.
if a man is told he's not needed or wanted and he's useless to females long enough he will stop trying and move on to things that wont bring him misery.
thanks feminists this is what you wanted and now you got it and alot of females are miserable with it.
