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>that one quiet relaxed kid who would sometimes randomly scream like they were being murdered in the middle of class and then go back to being quite and chill.I think his name was Randy, I hope your doing good Randy considering you might be here.
>that christian kid who drew crosses and praying hands all the time
>that proto neck beard kid who always wore fedoras and wallet chains
>that future robot who actually performed his favorite song to his peers at the talent show
>that kid who swore he hallucinated all sorts of crazy shit when he smoked weed
>that kid who wore full surplus army BDUs to school
>that kid who always looked like he was going to kill someone and one day asked you if you would take his dog because he heard you were looking for one
>that kid that kills himself after you take his dog
Posting an update from >>26329413
Fight should happen somewhere around 8:30 but I don't know when I'll be back after dealing with all the shit that comes with it.
Any last tips before the fight?
>>26360058
Meant to link the thread, not the post.
Don't lose man.
Go for the eyes, infraorbital, throat and temple. Revise your pressure points.
Why do normies love talking about themselves?
I have a conversation with one and start talking about myself and they become bored. I ask them questions and they fall in love
What gives? I'm just going to keep asking questions and never talk about myself.
Normies like themselves, but they don't like you.
>>26360037
I hate talking about myself, im not interesting at all
Maybe you talking about yourself a.k.a. "anime,4chan, and videogames" isnt as interesting as normie guys life.
hey r9k whats the easiest way to commit suicide quickly? preferably one that doesnt require me to leave the house and that i can do right now
Hang yourself
Not original
Lay head on train tracks.
If you don't leave a note and act like you tripped and fell it'll be deemed an accident.
/thread
>>26360048
how? i dont have any rope or cords i could use
I bet being loved feels pretty good
Not really, everyone is in it for themselves, don't forget that.
Probably not. You would always have to worry about disappointing somebody.
>>26359972
this trust no one
Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life.
Ill go slow but deliver.
tell me
orignalal
>>26461484
Fuck off already with your attention seeking bullshit
Please tell me famo
Everyone who posts in this thread will get a reply!
<mai waifu
do you like?
Hi :) How are you? I hope you're good.
>>26359954
That's a cute waifu but she has just awful taste in anime! She is a sweet girl but you should show her some better anime to like instead.
>>26360051
I'm okay, kinda sad though :( I want attention and I figure other people here want that too so I'm giving out free attention. How was your day?
I got invited to go clubbing tonight by a friend. First time leaving my house in years. How do I make the best of this and not fuck this up?
>>26359871
I want normies to stop shitposting on r9k Tbh
That ass doesn't look good to me. I used to like it a couple years ago but now it looks unhealthy.... like she's had implants or something. The size of the ass compared to her legs.. something is off.
>>26359871
The best advice I can offer you is this: stop stressing, go completely with the flow, and be assertive when you need to be.
Just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years. She was my first gf and I thought we were going to get married. Pretty down right now but hopefully it'll get better.
Who initiated?
>>26359792
Did she shit on you?
>>26359792
Fuck off normie.This is definitely original.
I've been rotting inside for years and now just wish to cause chaos and mischief around my town. What are the best ways to go about this ?
killdozer
Import some highly invasive pest species off of the deep web
Set them free in your town but make sure your haus is sealed off
Acquire a boatload of LSD then smear it on doorhandles (it can be absorbed through the skin), taint water supplies with it, etc.
Graffiti is an obvious one but don't do stupid gangster shit. Maybe use nice motivational messages like "everything will be okay :)" and the like.
Pee and poop on sidewalks when no one is looking
Plant devices on cars that make police siren noises when activated via remote control
EMP shit if you can manage it
Get hired for jobs, but then never show up
I'm running out of ideas
Throw rocks at people?
>>26359719
Ooo follow people with inconspicuous camera bots
Then upload your stalker vids and link them to their facebooks
>anon, you got a gf?
>haha, yeah, anon must be a player!
>Nah, I'm single
>how come
>not really interested in dating
>huh...? Anon, are you like, a virgin?
>Yeah
>haha, wow, seriously!? Your like 20 something right?
>24
That was 2 weeks ago. None of my female colleagues speak to me anymore. Just usually a hey. My only friend at work tells me everyone makes fun of me when I'm not around.
I wish I was a NEET again. I dread going to work everyday and seeing these people.
That's so fucking stupid OP
Sorry people are retarded
>>26359603
Can't you just not care
Get over yourself you're fuckin 24 and still let this get to you
Caring deeply that someone else has had sex before is a low class thing
>be me
>try liquor out of couriosity
>yucky
how do people even become alchoholics? shit tastes like shampo mixed with gasoline
>tfw never been drunk
I'm not even opposed, I just never felt the inclination.
>>26359097
because it makes them feel good
>>26359196
this obviously. yeah it tastes bad, but when it's the only way you can have fun you gulp it down anyway.
> Had a 92% average in Freshman and Junior
> Currently an 18 year old Senior with 96% average
> mfw was really lazy Sophomore year and got 80%
How badly is this going to fuck my chances of getting into a good college?
>>26358910
subtle brag thread?original
>>26358910
Jokes on you, none of that matters. How many people do you know that can hook you up with a job? How good are your family's connections?
>>26359069
The averages I had were considered mediocre by my Asian friends and my own parents
Especially during Sophomore yeat
/r9k/ how do I fuck a commie
do I move to China or something
how
>>26358742
im really dissapointed that okcomrade got taken down. other than that i have no idea, try tinder or whatever
>>26358969
also i forgot to say it helps if youre a commie yourself
lads
lads
LADS
LADS
i want a commie bf
Why do pics like this trigger me so much?
You still haven't grown out of your middle school tastes.
Because you will never be an attractive person having a fun time with other attractive people
hot young pussy
