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>she actually thinks she is more to me than just a sextoy
>have deluded myself into thinking I'm not just a practice gf
>probably am
>>26368297
Unless you are a >8/10 guys will just settle for you because they need sex. This is seriously the only reason. He wasn't able to get a hotter girl to be with him so he settles for you.
Only attractive people are able to feel real love
>>26368364
>Only attractive people are able to feel real love
universe be big
Not as big as your mom :^)
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>>26368223
No it's not
Look up concave earth, that's fact senpai
>>26368223
And far far out, when the universe ends (Yes it ends) we are nothing but a grain of sand in the gigantoverse. one day we will get stepped on and it will all end.
NEETbux are running dangerously low, these are some ideas I have so far
>mechanical turk/surveys
Too much work for barely anything
>matched betting
Seems ok for short term but im not sure how viable this is, feel like I might be too retarded to be able to carry this on
>reselling shit on ebay
this is probably the best way to go but I don't have much to start with so it would be very small scqle
>>26368165
Start dressing up like a girl and become an escort. You can use the money you make to pay for hormones so you can make yourself cuter and make even more money.
>>26368203
I'm ugly and wouldn't make a passable trap
Try going on /biz/ for their eBay threads and start small. Use your profit to increase your product diversity on eBay and make some "good" money. Do you live with your parents?
Anyone here notice that the whites and spics on 4chan tend to be shitty people yet the blacks and Asians are generally pretty bro tier?
For instance, most of the biggest shitposters are white (or spics), the shittiest women are white , the narcissists are almost entirely white (or spics), the casuals (in terms of taste in animu, vidya, etc. etc.) are whites, it just seems like the whites and spics here are the worst of the worst.
My theory is that it's because the whites and spics for the most part are college kids living life on easy mode who do nothing but smoke weed and do drugs on mommy and daddy's dollar in between shitposting, while the Asians are Asians, so they're actually more reserved and less retarded, and the blacks are so far gone from your average black that they're just full 180 decent people who just happen to have degenerate fetishes or odd taste in vidya/animu, so they end up here on 4chan, kind of like what the userbase used to be before normie white kids invaded.
Basically, it seems like the biggest normalfags and annoying, shitty, low-quality posters, are white or Hispanic.
What do you think /r9k/?
kingblackchad is a piece of shit and he's black
bebe is a piece of shit and she's black
AMWF spammer is a piece of shit and he's Asian
checkmate, OP
I second this
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>>26368167
Hmm, good point, but those are only 3 examples compared to a plethora of horrible white posters.
Do attractive women even realise how easy their life is? Is concept of hardship and misery even comprehensible to their brain?
No,they just see chads and get mad that they make more money and can brag about having lots of sex.
they think they have it as hard as everybody else just because their parent/s died and/or somebody broke up with them.
Ariel/Piper Fawn on the left, Melisa on her right, who are the other two?
What I hate the most about this board is all this emphasis in sticking their dicks I'm a vagina. Its not like they have a penis hymen.
But that's not all, its that they aren't whiny pathetic virgins, they're just whiny and pathetic. Robots wanna claim they're better than woman when they are far from logical. Emotional fucking faggots infest this board acting as if being a virgin or not being in a relationship catering to a female cunt is the end of the world. Before you idiots pity yourself, try not being retards for once in your life and maybe others won't smell the desperation perspiring from your tits. Once any of you have sex for the first time you'll start being the biggest asshole and wonder why you ever cared in the first place.
None of you should ever have sex or be in a meaningful relationship, there's something morally wrong with most of you here. Tons of attractive robots post on this board yet whine and complain. You ruin your lives overcomplicating meaningless trivialities and then get angry that you're not a douchebag partying and drinking their ass off. You don't care about scholarly pursuits, you don't care about nature, you don't even think first about having a friend. Better yet, none of you here even talk to each other. You just shitpost all fucking day and pretend that you aren't causing your own loneliness. Then there are people here who would be satisfied with someone who would want to hang out with them and listen to them, some people have horrible families or bad situations, some people are poor as Fuck.
1/2
>>26367968
2/2
But it's you type of robots who are the worst: fresh out of high school or in college or have a job, no deformities and healthy, have a roof over their head and decent family if not one that has no problem supporting them, or upper middle class to high class and you still won't shut the fuck up and whine that money doesn't equal happiness. Then you look at females as if they are commodities with only an appearance value and won't even give an average to lower looking girl a chance to get to know them. Remember love is blind? You don't need to only be attracted to their looks that will fade to love them.
But nah. You fags could be millionaires and if you had to buy one high class escort to have sex with you, you would immediately come back here to shitpost anyways about how had youve got it. Lets not forget the important details as well: you're probably white and racist and think you're entitled to someone who has lower amounts of melanin, as if the values of what is in someone's skin makes them loveable.
too long didn't read
saged and thread hidden
bye normalfaggot
>>26367990
>If it doesn't cater to me I sage and say too long didnt read
I didn't know women browsed this board roastie.
You guys are always complaining about how short and unmanly you are, and about how small your penis is, and about how no one will ever love you.
Isn't the solution obvious? Just transition and become cute girls instead! Turn you physical shortcomings into advantages and get pounded by Chad's cock on a regular basis!
I want to fuck. I don't want to get fucked.
>>26367978
Simple, just do this.
Transition already, you're a pathetic male.
>>26367911
Thats an abomination for me.
Who is /hospitalbot/ here?
Had my appendix out last night and now I can't pee. Its a bad grip desu, and I'm here for most of the week
Pic related
When I had my appendix out I was only in the hospital for 2 days after the surgery, suck it up faggot. Its much more confortable being home then sitting in their 1000$ a night bunk. Also the eventual need to pee is going to outweigh the psychological feeling of not being able to about halfway into the day.
I hope you die OP. All of you are evil
>>26367975
Britbong neet here. I don't pay anything for full treatment
r9k
I have a problem that I can't discuss with anybody. I can't even talk about it on here because I know a lot of people who regularly frequent this site and they might pick up on who I am.
This is really starting to destroy my life and I don't know what to do.
What can I do? It's nothing illegal, just a very important life decision.
>>26367774
try suicide
Its dubs addiction?
Try talking to your family you dumbo, unless they're crackheads or something surely they'd like to help you.
Don't you dare to call yourself a fucking man if you never participated in warfare, had friends you would trust with your life or hunted your food and slept watching stars after eating it.
Stay mad cucklord
>>26367767
le man meme xd
>>26367767
please teach me more about your arbitrary standards and why I should care about them
If you go to school in the usa south east don't go to school next week I can't take it anymore
space pirate life getting you down?
Are you a minority? If so go ahead.
If your a white guy please don't. I don't want the sjws to be happy.
Get the highscore senpai!!!
this is literally me lol
>>26367747
me on the left
fuck off robot
>>26367747
why does the image look grainy?
>>26367747
hoIy shit,, are you me?
Do you shave your pubes?
Every couple weeks
Tried twice, itched like hell. Asshole hair is worse though, feels like a hedghoge between the cheeks.
Everytime i shower. I shave them more then my face
The absolute lowest you'd settle in a girl
Go
If you are any uglier or browner than this I don't want anything to do with you. It's not like this is setting the bar very high.
If she's not white and fat
I keep my standards fairly high
>tfw you don't have enough money to go on holidays
>tfw you have more than enough money but no time to go on holidays
>>26367560
>tfw you have tons of money and tons of time, but going on holidays alone just seems sad and pointless
>tfw you have money to go on holidays but don't have any friends or even a passport
