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What should I do for my bf this Valentine's day? Do guys expect stuff...?
dress up like homura and let him fuck you
>>26372657
reminder she did everything wrong
>>26372704
homura did nothing wrong
hitomi is the real villain
I know that all of you robots are either for Trump or Bernie (I'm for Bernie, myself) but can we all just agree that someone like Cruz can NOT get into office?
I'm tired of christfags like him that want to make prayer mandatory in school and shit like that, and completely ignoring the constitution. Do you guys at least agree on that?
>>26372578
OR Shillery for that matter...
The thing is that Cruz is so ineffectual on anything in which he doesn't have tea party backing and is such a pariah that he wouldn't have the power to help push any legislation through because he is insane.
>>26372622
Oh yeah, but I'd rather Shillary get in than Trump or any Republican primary person, to be honest. Better than their policies.
So anon, what are you doing for Valentine's day?
My girlfriend. Not even joking. :)
>>26372571
this desu with you pham
I'd bang her. I wouldn't let anyone know, but I'd enjoy it. Fuck this world.
Do women know that penises start small and get bigger?
Like, do they know?
I live in constant fear that my flaccid 3 inch penis is going to get exposed and everyone will think I have a tiny wiener. It gets bigger.
>>26372391
Yes anon, but they all know that yours doesn't get bigger..if it did you wouldn't be afraid if somoene saw your tiny dinker.
>>26372421
It does get bigger. It starts at 3, especially when it's cold out, and grows to 6.
>>26372391
Exact same situation here, I just make efforts to not let anyone see my dick. I'm just hoping that in a situation where I'm privately showing a girl my junk I'll either already be hard, or about to be. Pretty much banking on her being impressed that it's growing exponentially.
I mean not that my dick is impressive, but human male biology with regards to it being impressive.
Any good Vietnam games? Preferably with 'Fortunate One' or that other 'Nam song I can't remember the name of.
>>26372381
Shellkshock for the Xbox
>>26372381
Rising Storm: Vietnam is coming out this year I think
Look up Creedence Clearwater Revival or "All Along the Watch Tower" by Hendrix for 'nam tunes.
>have a 41% in art history class at community college
What the fuck do I do?
I'm literally passing every other class with an A why am I failing this BULLSHIT
Because you are treating it like a joke
Cause society wants girls and boys are extreme and girls vanilla. So a boy with 120%/100%/30% skill in 3 subjects will be screwed over vs 90%/90%/90%
>>26372461
what are you talking about? familia
Oh hey there wagies, only a half hour left! Then you get to go home with blistered feet and have no energy left to do anything! Me? Oh I've just been lurking around town, saw a movie... maybe got some sandwich art from subway ... ?
Wagies always wonder how I live the way I do and comment on "how I'm not contributing anything to society" but they don't get it! Every day you work your 9-5 job flipping burgers for Mr. Shekelstein, I'm making HAND-CRAFTED (PROFESSIONAL) (.. the best...) threads on this board for you to get all stern up about..
But there's always tomorrow righ-
OH WAIT!
Another day, another dollar!
>>26372314
I work with the homeless making a difference in people's lives, you sit on your bed looking at pixels at a screen all day.
>>26372439
>helping the homless
>>26372314
I work at home ;)
Well so guys im 18 and i have noticed that im starting to loose hair.
What type of doctor should i go to or any medicine i should take?
>>26372271
If it's your hairline don't bother
If you're legit thinning then see a GP and they may or may not help you
>>26372426
why shouldnt he bother if it's his hairline?
>>26374046
Because near everybody gets hairline recession, and the vast majority of baldness treatments out there don't turn back hairline recession
Grima was the true robot.
Sorry but I liked Saruman.
>>26372285
Saruman was Elliot, the supreme gentleman. The Rohirrim were the ape like Chads. Grima was the typical robot.
>>26372218
I'm team failed normies, what would that be in the lotr universe?
>casual sex is worse than mastrubation
Seriously this meme has to stop. There are actual virgins on this board who will believe it.
Snorting applesauce that's in a pouch for some reason sounds fun
>>26371992
When you are a slut with no brain cells that does whatever chad tells you.
>>26371958
It is tho
Originality
>tfw robots talk about women being less happy because they aren't stay at home moms anymore
>they don't realize black women never had these life styles, even in the 50s
>>26371931
Robots don't care about black women
>>26371960
When they're talking about stay at home moms I'm sure they're talking about white and Asian women only. Black women never had these things. Black women always had to work.
>>26371960
Truth. I'm a dumb loser autist and I wish black people would just all collectively disappear.
Gonna an hero myself soon.
>tips on how to do it cheap
>no guns
>anything goes
If I can get something where I can do it for real. I'll stream it.
plz post the strean link
>>26371835
why would you care about doing it cheap?
>>26371835
Literally drink everything with a toxic warning in your house. It's that easy.
I'm doing a small research paper on the effects of online anonimity, for this purpose I made a short survey but I need a sample of users of anonymous imageboards or the like.
If someone can fill it out it'd be very useful.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HM0sMvgkQQzbVmeoNZhJ9tGjhjt8SFU5kxiZFpXcCao/viewform?usp=send_form
>>26371805
answered
also bump
>Leaving this safe place to get IP logged
Have fun retards
sage
Thanks, I will love all those who answer forever, not that it's relevant or useful.
Why are you running away?
I've found that if you're trying to say random sentences that apply to a lot of people in an effort to get people to respond to your thread "Remember when you were happy?" is a much better one
I'm awful.
idk anon
When I bash myself, it only makes things worse, but I can't camly analyse my life to know the 'what how and why' of my problems, I feel really disgusted by my situation.
ITT: It's r9k election season, who among us will run for president of the board? What are your policies, promises, and campaign slogans? What is the flag? Who among us is the comfiest candidate?
>>26371713
If I'm elected president all anons will be forced to become cute sissy traps.
>>26371713
If elected I vow to triple our output of BBC threads.
Janitors be damned!
My dear voters, i will have you know if you elect me, i will have a normie shooting program
