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>work on call
>boss texts random hours telling us when there's work
>sometimes get a text at 1:30 PM, other times at 5:30 PM
>can't live any kind of social life because MAYBE I'll get called into work
Kill me /r9k/
>>26371652
Quit.
For real. Do it. Not fair to hard working employees who have a life
>>26371652
What kind of work is that?
Do you get paid only for the time you are there?
Is there an upper limit on the time you can receive a call?
How much do you get paid for that?
>>26371875
On Call, part-time work in a warehouse.
Yes.
Apparently not, latest of a text/call I got was 6:45 and usually have to go into work at 10.
Minimum wage, so $10.60 an hour.
>>26371803
I feel like calling off work tonight at least. Can't quit.
>average slavic woman
Seriously why haven't you western /robots/ gone to eastern europe,
There are no fat women, all the teen pussy you want, they are cheap too,
I pay less than 100 usd per month for my tight fresh D cup teen pussy, she sucks dick when shes on her period and I don't ask to have sex, I just fuck her whenever and however much as I want.
>feminine
>petite
>submissive
>cheap
>not a feminist
>even the poor westernfags are like kings to them and they will polish the royal sceptre in accordance
They aren't slutty either, they have good values, are anti divorce and anti sluts.
Also if you guys are into it no one really gives a fuck how old the girls are here, and some of the countries are like 12+ is good to go.
They will turn into a babushka as soon as they are 25.
Actual slav poster here.
OP please stop trolling these poor fools into believing that your wet dream is true.
Or actually I somewhat hope some anons come here and get disappointed.
or jailed..
>> and some of the countries are like 12+ is good to go
>submissive
Nope, dated a few and they constantly test you to see how assertive you are.
>"Works at Model"
>nigger apologist
>taller than 5'5"
>>26371506
>"Posts on 4chan"
baka
Guy like to spread their seed, fuck around.
Girls make the species fitter by putting out to the hotter guy - and why not, any one would fuck them so why even consider dating down.
Is it anyones fault? Both seems like biological logic to me.
There's no real outside thread, so it's not even surprising.
It's a fault because a 10/10 Chad would fuck a 4/10 and thus the order is messed up Because now the 4/10 will only date up
>>26371421
Civilization began when we stopped being complete slaves to our hungers and desires and started to do things that were better for the group as a whole than what benefited us personally.
We're answerable for our actions.
If I'm biologically wired to WANT to kill people, should I be held at fault?
>>26371508
Bees that threaten the efficiency of the hive are killed by their brethren.
You are a malfunctioning bee. You will be put down.
what's /r9k/ having for dinner?
i boiled some pasta, threw some cheese, salt amd pepper on it, made this instant fish thing and called it a day. (pic related)
>>26371210
I say, sir! Is that that quality Italian pasta you can purchase at Costco? You must be a robot with the finest of taste.
>>26371210
Are you literally 300 pounds?
I had a banana and some Oats with some blueberries in it.
some cold pizza
>first day of wagecucking at fast food place
>nervous as fuck
>shitted my pants
>told to go home and now I'm typing this
Fuck my life
Next time it will be easier.
>>26371088
>>26371688
Cheese grater
>>26371088
lol that's hilarious. How old are you?
At least /x/ knows we're right.
>>26371053
Yeah, but /x/ will believe literally anything, that's why it exists
>>26371123
and you will believe anything your told as long as its the "official" story
who is more silly?
>>26371123
Probably the first thing they believe that isn't a lie
would you kill baby hitler if you would travel back in time?
reminder that you are forced to answer as a normie would
>>26370937
No, I don't want to kill a baby who dindu nuffin
>>26370937
What and not go see Dinosaurs? Nah.
Hitler never did anything wrong. Don't let the jew media lie to you, he was a hero.
>playing video games in your room for 3 days straight
>you pass out and sleep for 24 hours
>you're awakened by a loud knock at the door
>you peer out your bedroom window
>there's a crowd of 500 people outside your house
>you freak out and grab a knife and walk down to the door
>you peek through the door and see 4 women in lab coats asking to come in
>say ok still clutching the knife
>they immediately lock the door and ask if there is somewhere you can sit down
>lead them to your living room
>you try to turn on the lights, they don't work
>they inform you: "Anon, there's been a parasitic attack that has wiped out 99% of the males on earth. You may be our last hope for the human race. We need to get you out and to a laboratory right now. Come with us!"
What do???
shout "you will never take my virginity succubi" as i swing my tiny knife at them
>>26370928
Don't go. They aren't going to have sex with me. They are just going to steal my semen and send me on my merry way.
>>26371085
At this point you have three options,
1) follow doctors
2) throw yourself to the horde of women outside
3) kill yourself
>tfw gf found out about my forced feminization fetish and now she won't stop bullying me about it
>tfw no forced fem bf
>pairbonded foreverially with vanilla dude insecure about his masculinity
>>26370865
Wh-what would you do to him if you had one....
>>26370838
Is she at least making you take her birth control pills?
>I have to sing all by myself in-front of the entire class tomorrow
WAKE ME UP FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM
Why the fuck do you have to do that
>>26370780
music theory class famicom
>>26370759
why did you take music then?
You know what I think is really sad ?
>>26370656
Is it the fact that I really don't care?
>>26370677
It's that I know how really sad you are.
What's the story behind the pic OP?
Does anyone recognize this?
An arch with a prominent keystone?
Can't say it rings a bell.
It actually does look familiar but idk if it's cause I recognize it or its just a generic image
i think it's saying 'mystery.jpg is a whore'
>complaining about life on a taiwanese maturation board
>live in a 1st world country, either make enough $ to eat and pay rent or get paid neetbux while u fap to animu all day
there are kids starving in africa ffs, how can you guys not be happy with how fortunate you are?
This pic made me really thirsty for some reason
Happiness is relative. Surely you've realized that by now?
>>26370747
Same. I want burger king menu with coke with ice NOW.
MOM
If someone offered you a million dollars but you had to let everyone you know read every post you've ever made on 4chan, would you do it?
>>26370495
With a million dollars, I would no longer associate with the people I used to know, so sure.
>>26370495
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Can't do it, nope, sorry
>>26370495
absofuckinglutely that's a lot of cash my man.
