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>tfw no edgy normie-slayer bf
She knows that feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVe6XdYuT-I
>>26364376
>get edgy normie slayer bf
>he dies
dumb ass
>>26364544
or gets sent to jail and then you send him letters and then he gets out and you have 5 kids on a farm
>finally get a match on tinder
>she's ugly
>Had to force myself to message the beast
I frequently get blowjobs from a pretty unnatractive girl. I just lean my seat back close my eyes and pretend a hot bitch is blowing me. Try it man. You won't know the difference until afterwards
>>26364360
make animal noises at her
whalesongs
>"h-hi"
>"how tall are you and how much do you make?"
>"Nevermind I don't fucking care I'm too busy messaging chad, Thad and Tyrone so could you stop talking to me?"
You know what the saddest part is? This is legitimately what she's going to be thinking but she just won't say it. Because even ugly ham beasts with vaginas can get Chad
>Hey, why do you always eat your food alone in your room? Come here and eat with us, for once!
Professor Xavier over there freaks me out
>>26364204
can't might be feminist snipers and or you might be feminist agents
what the fuck are with those bottles why are they such weird shapes
Be
Have group project in class
Get paired with the most quietest girl
Literally talks to no one, im the same
I guess this is why we pair up
Neither of us are interested in the assignment, i do all the work anyway
Tomorrow i have to present the assignment to the class
This is uni not HS, its a new semester so we do these kinds of things for extra credit
But im kinda pissed off an might skip class tomorrow cause i don't want do all this, but then ill miss out on some easy grades
What do? Shes so autistic or something is wrong with her...
You were supposed to work on the assignment together and slowly get more comfortable around each other and then fall in love
>>26364173
Pretty much this. You're a faggot OP
Did you at least get her phone number?
>i should have asked her out
Every time I think about it, I get painful anxiety. It's been 8 years and I still can't get over it. She liked me and I knew it and I was still a coward. Thinking about what could have been and how my life would be different now causes all the pain.
If you're in that position, do yourself a favor and tell her. Avoid this feeling you're sailing slowly towards to.
Solid advice, it's better to ask and get rejected than to not ask and never know. I've been rejected a lot, but at least I can move on easier afterwards.
But come on, it's been 8 years and you're still thinking about it. You need to let it go and forget about it. Just repress the memory if you need to.
>>26364112
>it's better to ask and get rejected than to not ask and never know. I've been rejected a lot, but at least I can move on easier afterwards
That's one of the most valuable life lessons for the r9k folk.
>Just repress the memory if you need to.
It pops into my mind countless times per day. Last night I even dreamed about it and couldn't go back to sleep after waking up. My life hasn't moved on since then. Not just because of that major missed opportunity. I have retreated from every life activity. That makes it so hard and impossible to move on.
>>26364076
Nigga I've been living with this pain for years. Now I'm a fat fuck and there's nothing I can do about it.
ITT:Pictures that sum up each board
>pic related /b/
This image summaries /r9k/ quite nicely
Sums up my thoughts on /lgbt/ pretty well.
>/everyboard/
I hate my SJW cucked university so much
>Hope all of you robots are ready for National Period Pride Day!
See also our mandatory "I <3 consent" workshops from last that ended with a guy literally being bullied off campus for being offended at being called a rapist
>tfw didn't fall for the college meme
Thank fucking God, the student debt is shit enough but on top of that to be surrounded by libcuck SJWs constantly? Fuck, I'd probably commit suicide.
Vote Donald Trump this year everyone, please do it for the sake of humanity.
9 grand a year for what? Sub-standard education in the form of 10 hours of shit lectures per week, a pathetic drinking culture which only serves to further affect your studies and isolate those who are not outgoing and attractive and militant feminism running riot on every campus. Then at the end of it you are competing with 200 other graduates for a fucking data entry job.
Waste of time unless you can afford a top tier Uni and/or have filthy rich parents to pay for the lot
>tfw going to university
>sperg as fuck probably won't make any friends
>no jobs
Should I even bother? What else is there to do?
>be a woman
>have tiny tits
>"no problem, you can do a surgery and get bigger boobs"
>be a man
>have tiny dick
>"well, fucking kill yourself i guess"
FUCKING STUPID SHIT
And then you wanna tell me that women have it hard? Fucking shut the fuck up.
>b-but you can do a penis surgery too and...
NO, do you have any idea how fucking terrible is a surgery to increase your penis size? Also you will get only 2 cm MAX and you think you can do anything with +2cm?
Fucking kill me, jesus christ.
>>26363817
You failed at life when you though boob and penis size matter.
Why do people keep falling for this meme?
>>26363817
Well you seem dead set, so seriously please just off yourself.
Your insecurity is showing. Better tuck that away again.
Do you know anyone who committed suicide? Post some stories
How did everyone react? Did they leave a note? What was the reason for their death
Yes one person
He was from this support group I went to as a teenager
>How did everyone react?
It was a pretty big thing
They held this remembrance thing at his house and it was weird because it was mostly his close friends and I felt like I didn't belong there
He has a website dedicated to him
>Did they leave a note?
I don't know
>What was the reason for their death
A lot of weird stuff I should have never found out about but somehow did, apparently
I don't -really- know, though
kid had some weird illness, made him smell disgusting no mater how much he washed, and he was gassy too and filled up a whole room with his gross smell. Parents just gave up on him or something and seemed to just assume that that was the way he is and that was that. he went to the doctors and they couldnt help him. so one day he just drank a bottle of alchohol and jumped off the lookout here and died.
Went to school with him and various other things.
Pretty shocked I guess,seemed a kinda stable person.Dont know if he left a note ws probly kept secret.
Tied some rocks to himself and jumped into a river with his boyfriend.Found together at the bottom locked together in a hug.
>tfw a shy girl will never secretly love you
>tfw nobody will ever love you
>tfw your mom says she loves you but deep inside you know it's a lie and she regrets not aborting you
>>26363701
you were aborted
If she secretly loves you then that means you wouldn't know about it
So you have no idea whether or not a shy girl secretly loves you
>>26363805
That's quite the plot twist
Things are making more sense now
>aussies actually say crikey
thought it was a meme
Shut up Lex, ya bald headed poofta cunt.
>>26363667
am an aussie, literally never heard someone use crikey unironically
Bloody hell matey
Who else here /givesnofucks/
>lay everything in my bed next to me all day
>when I get ready for bed I just push all the shit on the floor
>get ready to orgasm while fapping
>just roll over and blast it all over the floor
>he does not have a cum towl
>>26363638
I did but it started smelling like throw up and stuck together
>>26363638
>he doesn't just jizz in his own pants and doesn't bother to clean himself up
You disgust me normie.
>muh assburgers
Normie women really love to make videos on their 'mental health' issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyN7NdnbvZU
Competition is fierce in the blogosphere so it's no surprise it's competitive on youtube as well.
You need talent or a schtick. Obviously people will go for schtick.
>>26363479
If she was diagnosed after adulthood, she's so high functioning it's not even noteworthy
So yes, she is very much being an attentionwhore here
>>26363479
>tattoos
>unnaturally colored hair
>piercings
all the red flags wrapped into one
Tfw you fail the Sally-Anne autism test
Sally takes a marble and hides it in her basket. She then "leaves" the room and goes for a walk. While she is away, Anne takes the marble out of Sally's basket and puts it in her own box. Sally is then reintroduced and the child is asked the key question, the Belief Question: "Where will Sally look for her marble?"
>>26363399
In her own muthafuggin' basket?
The box, because Sally knows Anne is conniving and saw her box beforehand
Sally herself would have to be an autist to not know that kleptofreak Anne would steal her marble
>>26363399
Hahahahaha
You're that Aus Chink from /int/, right?
>before i was 20 i thought my life didn't really begin yet
>after i became 20 i realised that a forth of my life is already over and the best years are behind me
Who /afraid of aging/?
The good part about aging is that eventually it stops
>>26363259
>be 24
I kinda know this feel OP. But I also like the fact that I live by myself now and I have my own life where i can chose to do whatever i want. Im also pretty lucky to come out of a rich family (inb4 fuck off richfag) so i can do a lot of things that i want.
But yeah, 24 years old starts to feel a little old, i might just fuck off and live in a cabin somewhere in the woods away from all the responsibility
>missed out on enjoying youth
>didn't build a base to live off later
The past is preventing me from having a future. I know it's ungrateful to say this as only a 26 year old, but it is true.
