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I'm 30 and have 50,000 bucks saved up.
I can't stand the thought of working anymore and I don't want to interact with other humans anymore.
How can I make this fifty grand set me up like pic related for the rest of my life? Or, failing that, as long as possible? I'm ready to live in a van, move to a cheaper country, whatever.
Please help me. I can't stand being a wage slave any more, but I don't know how to escape this system.
So fucking reckless
Unless you're willing to literally live on the streets and eat out of the trash, there is almost no way to live on $1,000 a year.
>>27578683
Well, hormonal supplements, make up, and dresses surely don't cost that much.
>>27578713
Are you suggesting he employ himself as a transvestite prostitute?
If you're not taller by a head than your gf you might as well kill yourself.
>>27578626
Are you a female? You sound like a female.
>>27578626
Why can't I just walk around with her chopped off head
>>27578670
Yes, and I hate the thought of seeing a short man.
Here's your Chad style guide for spring/summer robots. You have no excuse to be a virgin when autumn starts. Throw away your new balances, cargo shorts, and over sized shirts now.
>>27578619
How about:
Wear what you want if it makes you happy and stop caring about what people think of you.
>>27578658
why would anything ever make me happy
>>27578619
that looks dumb as fuck
>tfw just realize that all the cute girls i stalked on facebook can see me doing it
pray for your life
How?
inb4 I am rekt now
What....TALK. RRRREEEEEEEE
>Women owning dildos is fine
>Men owning fleshlights is sad and pathetic
Why? I've heard this from like 3 women now.
>>27578440
>women who can't get a sex not a big deal
>men who can't get sex is pathetic
>>27578452
Subtle difference, this is about sex toys. Even dudes who have girlfriends own fleshlights
>>27578440
Women choose not to have real sex, men want real sex but can't get it
what are your comfy things anons? just post some comfy pics, musics or charts
>>27578184
Hey bro,
I don't have many photos, but I am mad comphy on my couch with my dog and I can here the pitterpatter of the rain on my sky light.
I'm wit you mayne
>>27578184
i begin
vidya
>animal crossing
comic
>tintin and ykk
cartoon
>aria and xxxholic
music
>debussy https://youtu.be/A6s49OKp6aE
started playing Stardew Valley recently, comfy as fuck.
Ladies and gentlemen!
New mene will be published today at 17:00 GMT. The mene will change the chan culture forever!
Stay on tune.
>>27577712
It better.
>>27577712
Just show me now you cunt
HYPE
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P
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Australia thread? Australia thread.
Post where you live, if you attend uni, if you are neet, why you are on r9k on a Saturday night.Pls respond
>tfw kiwi
I'll still bump your thread though, anon
sydney
maq uni
see 2
cause im broke and still too fat to get random sluts to come and blow my chad body
>>27577401
>Warrawong
Total shithole
>Neet
cbf into anything atm
>Why am I here?
Something to do while I wait between doing exercises
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 14. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
>>27577322
Eating more than a couple of cheeseburgers a day is not healthy anon
Eating ten would be suicide.
But really, mcdicks is absolutely awful. Disgusting fatty.
>>27577322
I don't really know but when I was young I used to compete with my other friends at school which one of us would eat more hotdogs. I think we all used to stop at the 5th or so and we felt like shit for the rest of the day.
I recon that those are way smaller than the hotdogs we had so yeah I guess I Could do 10 if I was really hungry and completely empty.
Post women you wish could get un-BLACKED.
Pic obviously related.
>>27577164
Once you go black, you won't get back.
>>27577164
Every one of them
too bad taytay is a carpetmuncher cuck-san
Tell me about your time in high school anon
>favourite subject
>least favourite subject
>Did you have good grades?
>Did you have friends? how were they?
>Did you have a girlfriend?
>Have people bullied you?
>Overall: do you miss this time?
>>27576937
>favourite subject
German, history and physics
>least favourite subject
Biology and music
>Did you have good grades?
Above average in some subjects, crap in some others. Overall just a bit above average
>Did you have friends? how were they?
Not really. Had people to talk with and I went to 3-4 birthday partys but it never went any further.
>Did you have a girlfriend?
No, not a single one. Had some crushes but I either never had the balls to talk to them or they made it clear they don't like me early enough.
>Have people bullied you?
Not really.
>Overall: do you miss this time?
It was pretty relaxing because you have a lot of freetime. I'd like to see some people from back then again but overall it's nothing I miss that much.
>>27576937
>favourite subject
physics
>least favourite subject
history
>Did you have good grades?
in stem stuff yeah, really good, in other stuff i was just average
>Did you have friends? how were they?
couple of nerdy friends i never talked to outside of school tho
>Did you have a girlfriend?
hah a no
>Have people bullied you?
some rich manlet did verbally a bit but nothing too serious
>Overall: do you miss this time?
of fuckin course, i wish i could stay there forever, its just a shame i was such a fucking stem-tard nerd and haven't cared for arts and literature and philosophy (we had a pretty good proffesor there , but i hiveminded with the rest of my friends who just said he was a lefty and therefore not worth listening to what he has to say) nowadays i hate the living shit out of my uni and wish i could major in something interesting or just get a low paying job with no uni but fullfil myself in arstistic/music fields in a free time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRFhNZNu_xw
>favourite subject
economics
>least favourite subject
anything scence
>Did you have good grades?
it fluctuated but on the whole I think i was above average
>Did you have friends? how were they?
I had a great group of 4 close friends. still friends today
>Did you have a boyfriend?
had a boyfriend for four months in year 11 but it was a kinda awkward romance I don't think he or I really knew how to relationship
>Have people bullied you?
I had a part time job at a bakery and the other girls that worked there didn't like me for some reason and the all bitched about but other than that not really
>Overall: do you miss this time?
Some bits more than others I miss the structure of it all most of all
>Age
22 yrs old
>rate yourself out of 10. 7 at the least otherwise your not atttractive and should go make an ugly feels thread
7/10, declining fast senpai
>number of girlfriends
1
>number of times you had sex
0
>number of kisses
0
>city/state
oslo
>>27576892
>dat spacing
0/10 shit thread.
>20
>10/10 chad on the outside robot on the inside and feels all the way
>0
>0
>0
>london
JUST
>>27576892
>20
>8/10
>0
>5
>Lost count
>Buenos Aires
Fuck you prettyfag, fugly master race reporting in
>Age
23 yrs old
2/10, with shit hairline, disproportionate features, actually had a girl who I thought was beneath me actually slur "wow you're ugly" in a club once
>number of girlfriends
0
>number of times you had sex
0
>number of kisses
4
>city/state
British Devon
who else /hasnotalentorskill/ here
Whenever I try to learn something I either lose motivation or give up because I think its to hard
>>27576386
>Tried to learn how to program in C#
>Lost interest before making any kind of progress
>Trying to learn Latin because I'm desperate for a hobby that isn't video games or being autistic
>Slowly feel myself losing interest while being stuck on the same chapter for a month
>>27576386
I just wish I could be interested or good at something I know how you feel op
It's okay.
I have no interest in anything beyond the first step.
You just have to lower the bar you set yourself. You'll feel better.
Redpill me on cowtits.
They contribute to women aging awfully instead of gracefully.
>>27576376
>implying anyone cares about old women
Sorry, still not redpilled.
>>27576363
They are the only redeeming quality of 3D women.
would you be a little girls bf?
you can't do anything sexual with her, you just stick by her side, tutor her when she has hw, play games she enjoys, tickle her sides to cheer her up if she's pouty and in general protect her smile.
well?
Nice try nsa586556+94916649491818
>>27576212
No, because that'd be so fucking annoying.
Source: have younger sister, and even though she's not in my duty of care she's fucking annoying
>>27576350
>tfw when I'm the oldest of 6 kids
I love them but holy shit can they be annoying
