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>born in small town
>all I want is to live in a major city
>>25072527
Why?
Living in a big city is miserable and stressful unless you are wealthy.
Don't delude yourself into thinking living there will be great because it was a great experience when you where there as a tourist
Major cities are mostly degenerate shitholes desu. I felt the same way as you before moving into one. Now all I want to do is make enough money to live in a cozy house on my own property in the countryside.
>live in a big city
>all I want is to live in a small town
grass is always greener, see how that works?
>"I feel that they only casted him because of political correctness"
Translates into
>"I'm actually just bitter that girls would rather be with a black man instead of me"
Help me not to be such a bigot, and work on improving myself
why wud i want to be lando
>>25072528
thats not Lando, that's hairless Chewbacca lol quit being racist
>>25072512
Tell me there was an explosion that took those storm troopers out. This shit is just inexcusable.
most of you autists are lucky
you think never having a girlfriend is a curse? imagine having a girlfriend, actually falling in love, keeping it going for many years, planning the rest of your life together, just to have it all crushed for some reason she won't even tell you
i wish i never had anyone Ioved
ps. not really. i just want her back. i still love her. it's been almost 5 years. you were the one chance I had at a normal life
>>25072468
holy shit get it together.
>>25072476
i already gave up. i dropped out of college. i stopped looking for work. i didn't renew my gym membership. i even started watching anime.
it's over for me
>>25072510
i know that feel. don't know what to tell you. it doesn't get better. that's just life
Would anyone here date a girl that does meth And possibly other drugs?
I'm a fucking cyborg loser but I met this doped girl that actually seems interested in it
I just want a attractive waifu :(
>>25072446
ya for like a week. lol
>>25072446
yeah why not pussy ass nig
>>25072446
go for it, meth girls like to fuck
If you woke up the next day knowing 100% that it would be your last, what would you do?
Beta uprising memes aside, what do you feel you truly HAD to have accomplished by the strike of midnight to truly be at peace before you die?No, you can't fucking kill or rape anyone you edgy faggot.
>visit the elementary schools I attended and tour around
>have a last smoke
>drive to her house to make peace at least become her friend again, and spend the rest of the day with her (could be anything, park, zoo, etc)
>go to the IHOP and have one last big breakfast-for-dinner meal with her
>kiss her on the cheek goodnight
>drive home to crawl into my cold bed and wrap up in my blankets
>slowly drift away into nothingness
>>25072356
well if I can't kill anyone I'd just eat some good ass food and get drunk.
shrooms then wank off for 10 hours to shota porn
>>25072356
you like a big fucking bitch desu senpai
>finally muster up the courage to go to the cinema
>get nervous from all the normies around me (tap my foot)
>swarm of cops escort me out
Literally just happened to me 25m ago
I didn't even get to see the ending.
kylo ren kills han solo
why did they escort you out though?
>>25072351
>why did they escort you out though?
they said I was "shaking and looked sick" which was probably code for "I looked like I was gonna start a terrorist attack"
So shell-shocked now. :(
>>25072351
>kylo ren kills han solo
also, thanks
My gf had to move out of my city for professional reasons, and as much as I know she would never cheat on me, I'm considering getting men from craigslist to fuck me at home.
It wouldn't be romantic in any way, and I wouldn't use my cock at all. Would it still be cheating?
>>25072309
this is how some chics think too.
>"oh but if his dick doesn't go in my pussy its not cheating!"
that's like saying if i use a condom its not cheating.
>>25072309
>as much as I know she would never cheat on me
It means there's 99.99% chance she already does, but is really good at lying.
So enjoy drilling your boipussy and continuining living through the meme that is relationship
as long as he doesnt cum inside you its not cheating
>tfw you have no qt gf to snuggle with at night
>tfw another year alone
>>25072126
>no gf to snuggle with on stormy nights to discuss physics
Why live
Don't worry op you're not alone
>girl calls me
>asks me to listen to her on the phone while she falls asleep
>tell her I'm not going to listen to her sleep
>"no just be there, you can do whatever you want, you dont even have to listen"
>tell her I'm not her fucking boyfriend
>hang up on her
feels good family
there hasn't been a new red pill comics in a while did he kill himself?
sometimes he goes a few months without making one
if you look at the submission history you'll see there are gaps of multiple months in the past as well
Post more of these red pill comics
he became a tranny hooker
>Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
Does this make sense? Seems like the odds would be 50/50 to me.
>>25071913
Think of it like this:
When you pick a door you have a 2 in 3 chance of it being a goat. The host revealing the a goat does not change that probability and so staying at the same door will land you a free goat 2/3rds of the time.
Also, since the host reveals the goat, you know that you cannot land on the same prize if you switch doors now that there is only one of each in play. This means that if you pick a door (2/3 chance of being a goat) then switch doors (which guarantees you switch prizes) you will find that you end up with the car two out of three times.
Statistical projections are representations of reality and not reality
The goat is where it is regardless of the door you pick
You always have the same "chance"
>>25072261
No that's stupid.
Just think of it with 100 doors instead of 3.
If the host opens the 98 doors and lets you re choose and you stick with your first option, you're dumb as a brick.
>I fucking hate myself and want to die.
>>25071860
You want some attention ?
>>25071933
or rather need some?
>>25071526
Well don't get a hooker and a job at Walmart
It's my 19th birthday today and I've never had a birthday party in my life, save for one when I was 6 where 4 people showed up for laser tag, if you guys could post vocaroos saying happy birthday wyatt, it'd make me real happy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YEaZ2l3gBl
here you go faggot
I'm on my laptop so any audio I record will sound like shit, but here's to 19, Wyatt.
Happy birthday
sorry no vocaroo
Did any of you gentlemen ever experience young love?
>>25071719
That picture is cute as fuck senpai.
I think you know full well that we haven't
>>25071741
I did and thats why Im depressed now because memories wont last forever and 6 years is a long time
What is life after death like?
>>25071626
get out muzzie
What is life after love like?
>>25071626
thats not muhammed his appearance is forbiden to be drawn. its probly ali
How comes the rules are different for some people?
/ss/ is morally justifiable 90% of the time.
There's no reason it should be against the law.
>>25071537
Because we live in an unjust world.
>>25071537
It's the matriarchy.
