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The movie was pretty decent. A fun watch.
Listen faggot.
All your proving is that this is based off of the old book continuity.
Sure am glad I don't give a fuck about this franchise
I'm becoming increasingly aware of the bizarre nature of the world around me. A hundred times I day I ponder the validity of the universe I am (or am not) living in. In lieu of my knowledge of neurology I propose that my brain is processing reality with a different area than in other individuals. My thoughts end conversation because they leave my friends and family speechless as they try to conceptualize what I'm even referring to. If they had a clue, one of them sometime would eventually say something back. I think I may have even experienced their inability to personalize with the feeling of detachment that I encounter. In intimate, creative, and free contact with other people, my brain must fill with serotonin or switch to a resilient (but apparently underused) social circuit. I experience something very close to whimsy which can be seen in my social mental agility. It's this agility that I think is strongly associated with reality assessments in most people. I and they encounter the wall (that is reality), when on the social circuit, and do not hit it although the train of thought is set to move through. The social circuit deals with these pitfalls like it does with the unpredictability of social interaction. It finds another path and moves on without slowing pace. Social interaction is kept enjoyable and reality is kept intact because the only way to deal with reality is to avoid it. To experimentally manipulate its rules and examine the universe, is to destroy its coherency because it is beyond the comprehension of human brains.
I didn't read whatever gay shit you wrote. Post more Riley
>>25073659
is this pasta tho?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder
hope that helps
Self-improvement thread! The world doesnt own you anything. You have to work for it. Share tips and stories! Lets get better together ^_^
>>25073580
>The world doesnt own you anything
actually it does
balance is the key of the mechanism of universe
by creating duality, god pledges to equate the imbalance that he created
One time I was sitting at my desk reading about some robobro who raised a duck and I though "I want to jack off" and then didn't. Does that count as self improvement?
>>25073580
I'm going to stop drinking and start working out from this weekend. I really am ;-;too hangover to start today
>OMG GUYS I'M LIKE.. SUCH A LONELY FEMBOT I'M JUST LIKE YOU XDD
Last panel completely fucking ruined my immersion. It's like the artist who drew that last panel as a way to say "haha fuck you!"
>>25073509
fembots in a nutshell
>>25073509
>*bee-boop*
>Fembot alt-tabs out and sees a small yellow box in the bottom of her screen
>Toby Reynolds sent her a message
>"Hi :), are u doing anything l8er?"
>She sighs and blocks him
>Clicks over to Thad Brenston's profile
>See's "In a Relationship"
>Frustrated she returns to her game
You open your door to your basement / room and see this on your bed staring at you
>what do
>>25073429
turn 360 degrees and waIk away
>>25073447
I LOVE THIS MEME, LOOK MOM ANON POSTED IT AGAIN.
tell it to get the fuck off
then lay some newpapers on the floor and make her lay on that and fuck her for ~17 seconds then cum and make her leave
>tfw explaining to your jew gf how her people are evil
>tfw she understands
>>25073428
can you green text,if you have time?
>gf is a Palestinian immigrant
>regularly warns me that Jews are liars
>blames Jews for all economic problems
>thinks that Jews murder children as sacrifices to the devil
>truly believes that Jews drink human blood
>believes that the Holocaust was self-defense
>thinks that Donald Trump is a secret Jew
She's nice to me though, so I don't really care if she thinks Hitler was God's righteous hand of judgement against the world's Jewry or whatever craziness. Middle Easterners are all a little bit crazy, I guess.
>>25073699
/pol/ here
wanna watch a 40 minute documentary that will genuinely question the holocaust?
>live in major city
>need a place to stay working a shit job
>find a nice cheap listing on craigslist
>go there and look at it
>a black old lady is running around acting crazy
>don't think anything of it
>sign the papers and take it
>turns out I rented in an ethnic neighborhood
>groups of blacks sitting outside sirens all night gunshots and I smell weed everywhere
>air plane that comes overhead every twenty minutes
>lease is 6 months running
>>25073235
How could you accidentally rent in a ghetto?
I know that feel. I'm renting a place with one years leaves where the floor leaks in heavy raining days. I've already talked to the mother fucker but he can't do anything because it's been raining for 5 months now.
I just rented an apartment in LA. The neighborhood is roughly 60% Iranians, 20% hispanic, 20% Asian, and <1% black. I only know like 1 other white guy here.
Surprisingly, Iranians are very peaceful, at least here. I've had no issues here at all, and there's so little noise at night that sometimes I forget that I even have neighbors.
You're on a date with this woman, and she asks you:
>"Why do you have so many pictures of cartoon frogs on your computer?"
What do you do?
>>25073161
how did you even manage to get on my computer?
>>25073161
I fuck her and choke the bitch out
I'm done.
This is it. May this world be a just one, for I seek nothing but the sweet release of death.
>20 years old
>can't even grow a beard
>24
>cant grow decent facial hair
>baby face (soft features)
get on my fucking level
Minoxidil is your answer niggers
im 19 and ive literally never shaved
>>become /fit/ or whatever
>>5"7' 170 lbs 10% BF
>>Anyway get back in the dating game
>>move to Berkeley CA for school
>>fucking abysmal levels of health
>>everyone here is either a lanky manlet or a lanky lanklet, or fat as fuck
>>no one NO ONE fucking lifts except for Oakland niggers that are constantly on the juice
>>when I work out, I only have black friends that spot me at the gym
>>too many girls in my life
>>fucked a 19 year old Israeli girl for a week
>>next week fucked a 18 year old Korean girl
>>now I'm working on her sister who is 21
>>everyone is getting mad at me for fucking the girls they like
>>from what I can gather, no one is getting laid because no one fucking exercises, stops fucking whining about what people post on facebook, they're all fucking nerds
>>but it's so easy to get girls in the city, just invite them over to your place, cook them some food, then cuddle up on the couch and try to kiss them
>>workout 3 times a fucking week
>>if you fail then move on to the next bitch
>>fuck the bar scene, I'm done with that for life
>>25072963
>5"7'
Proof dick size doesn't matter as long as you're a goddamn giant
>>25072993
>5" 7'
Proof height doesn't matter as long as you have a giant dick
>>25072963
>5'7 170 10%
post pics
im done with a 2 year perma, ~25% or so at 210, thinking 165ish ill be 10%
Just try some Anon! You're not afraid of my germs are you?
>>25072950
nah that's gross i'd get my own
>>25072950
It's called herpes, and I'm disgusted by it, you filthy bitch.
>people who eat with bare hands at work/outside
This shit triggers me so hard
>tfw no cougar gf to stroke my hair as she warmly and softly whisper reassuring things in my ear as I fall asleep in her arms during a stormy night
when will this suffering end, /r9k/?
fortunate son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AtL4A56CKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AARG1Z4_fl8
Does anyone want to be friends with me on Steam and play Insurgency?
Normalfags need not apply.
I'm not enjoying this heat at all.
>>25072829
I know know your feels friend. How hot is it for you? 36 or so here. No A/C, fans just blowing hot wind into my face.
steam friend thread?
If so any cutie want to be friends?
>>25073232
>Cuties
>r9k
Pick one.
How does sex anal feel butt in the dick?
BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP bffffbbbbttttt putputput
What? How does it feel for the giver or the receiver?
>>25072682
In the anal. Sorry for language I am india.
Would you date a girl like her, r9k?
>>25072611
No.sdkfmsldfmklwmefklwmlk
>Disgusting skin
>Can't talk, or type
>Subhuman intelligence
>Children would be part-ape
>Socially connected to angry black men
>>25072611
Post pics, fag
