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are you supposed to hide your porn from your hypothetical girlfriend?
Why would she be snooping through your things ?
I have all ameture stuff, is that worse for a gf to see then professional?
dump kittens folder
I got an employment agency appointment on Tuesday. If I don't go my NEETbux will be shortened by 10%, but I have absolutely no desire to leave my room and interact with other humans. I would have to explain to my advisor why I haven't done anything in the past 6 months and I hate to justify myself and spill my spaghetti. The last talk I had with her was fucking pathetic. Should I just /skip that shit/ ?
How pathetic.
And people like you think that they deserve girls like me
just get real personal and start crying. women eat that shit up.
>>25075948
Just go and tell her that you suffer from depression?
>have to take paid vacation to the end of the year from today otherwise I'll lose it
>it's only midday and I'm already bored as fuck
How do NEETs not go insane?
>>25075855
Lol how's it feel to be a cuck to a corporation that is allowed to steal money from you?
Losing vacation time? You're such a pussy.
>>25075855
Neets are already insane.
>>25075873
I don't have the luxury of a safety net from my parents or the state.
>Be black
>Get Iq of 107
>Want to make my future better for my kids.
>Gonna racemix
Sorry.
>>25075757
There's a little phenomenon called regression towards the mean, and it applies to intelligence. Your kids' IQs are likely similar to that of the average nigger, even if you racemix.
>>25075757
psyops are getting creative these days, huh
predicting thread deletion in 10 minutes
>>25075757
Better not be with a filthy white ghost face black bro.
who /100%virgin/ here?
can you fuck me bareback first? I promise I won't give you anything too dangerous
Khv at 23 motherfucker only ever flirted with one girl.
And I'm tall, white, handsome. I spurn chicks with severe autism. What is my powerlevel?
>>25075693
So what happened to OP?
Did he upload the video?
PSA:
This only applies to those who are given the opportunities but resist temptation.
wizard powers don't discriminate.
>tfw legal prostitutes in my country
>tfw looked 21 when i was 15
>fuck hipsters shirt
Why do people get so angry when they're called hipsters?
>30 y/o Britni de la Cretaz, a writer from Boston has revealed that she REFUSES to have Sex with her husband until she learns how to enjoy physical intimacy for herself since she spent years treating herself like a sexual object from her past boyfriends..
>She used to participate in various sexual acts with her beaus and acted like a porn star in the bed because she thought that's what they wanted and didn't know she could say "no"
>Britni said "Growing up in a world that tells women that we are sexual objects, that wants us to know that our worth lies in how attractive we are to men. I internalized those messages, i learned to see my value being measured by how many men wanted to sleep with me"
>Despite this ban on sex, she claims her husband "loves her and supports her 100%"!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3354894/Woman-says-REFUSES-sex-husband-just-make-happy-spending-years-trying-men-acting-like-performer-porn-movie.html
How come /r9k/er would be ok this sort of relationship/woman
I would not be okay with that.
"Oh so you do all the good stuff for the chads, but when its finally my turn you decide you want to enjoy it?"
That husband must have been a 30+ y/o virgin.
she's a despicable whore
he's a pathetic beta
both should be stoned for their actions
>>25075595
My libido is really low, so I wouldn't mind her too much.
>born poor as fuck
>still live with parents
>there's no food been eating frozen dinners for weeks
>just ran out of those
>parents get fast food a lot without me
>havent had an actual pizza in months
>my cat doesn't have food either
Can someone give me like 2 dollars on PayPal so i can get a McDonalds sandwich or feed my cat or something.
>>25075255
How is it possible to be this poor and hungry without severe drug problems or medical expenses?
Even cashiers are fat as fuck a lot of the time.
>>25075276
They have jobs. He doesn't.
>>25075255
I have it. But you didn't post your paypal, or explain why you would want to purchase McDonalds instead of some eggs and rice for you, and some Acana for your cat.
who /civ3/ here? ultimate autist game imo. Hit me with up with your secret strats to beat the game on Sid difficulty
>>25075189
This is some real pleb shit.
Who here /eu4masterrace/?
>ultimate autist game
>not hearts of iron or victoria with mods
>>25075259
>>25075189
>not being a master of both grand strategy games
ITT: What if there was a place where you can meet other robots irl? Would you go there. Would you shave yourselves and shower etc.? Would you even pay money for it and how much?
"Steven's home for the differently abled"
No thanks
>>25075185
I wouldn't be allowed because I have a vag.
And it would be better that way. Else the robots there would be preyed on by insecure women looking for orbiters and free stuff.
of course I would meet up with my soul-kin. Brobots are the closest I have to family and meeting a whole bunch of like minded social retards would be a great blessing for me
post my fucking face when i go treallly drunk and then thought abou thaving to walk past my mommy to go potty and asking her for a hug cause fucking need any kind of love at all and then crying at the thought of it all
it's tome to go to bed anon
>>25074987
haha that's me as hell op, here's youre (you) which is also (you_)\
>>25074991
NO FUCKIS YOU I WILL DRINK UNTIL ALL OF MY VODKA IS GON I HAD LITERALLY THE WOST BIRDATY IN YEARS AND I WILL GET SO DRUNK THAT IM CRTICAILLY ENDANGERED HEALTH WISE BUT I WILL FINISH THIS VODKA I HAVE
>Taking a pre calc class in College (freshman)
>Already took calc 1 in highschool and got a B+
>Got an A in Precalc
>Exam in 5 hours
>Tray of crushed up adderall next to me for snorting
>Haven't gone to 50-60% of the lectures
>Just about to start studying
>Exam is 80% of the class grade
Alright robots, can I do it? Can I get an 80% or higher on this exam given that I already learned most of this shit a few years ago?
what a shitty blog post
get outta here schoolcuck. schoolcucks are normiecucks
>>25074935
>Implying I'm not barely hanging on to Uni by a thread
If you're a normie you'd probably have a good social life, sleep schedule and general sense of urgency. Meanwhile, I'm struggling to not be a lazy piece of shit everyday like most NEETs.
You will fail because you're a lazy piece of shit.
Being smart doesn't cut it, you have a flawed personality and due to that you are doomed to a life of unrequited dreams and unfulfilled potential.
Kylo Ren is a robot and is leading the beta uprising.
>dad wants him to train with his weird uncle and expects too much of him
>mom is a stacy
>got hit with the uglysaber
>hates his dad who's a chad
>girl who he has a connection with is literally in love with an ape with no job
The reee is strong with this one.
So the whole white woman + nigger romance wasn't a meme? It was actually a part of the story?
What a shit movie
>I will finish, what you started.I bet I get put on a list or something for this
>>25075014
At least Kylo lived out a robot's wet dream of killing his dad who was disappointed in him.
>you don't have a bunh of weed plants
>you can't smoke every night before bed while actually laughing and enjoying life
>you can't make every task in life more fun
Why is life so gay
>>25074873
You live alone?
Growing 1 or 2 plants isn't that hard.
>>25074882
But its ILLEGAL and you can go to jail for like 20 YEARS
>>25074941
Where are you, fucking Singapore?
If you're smart in the US the risks of getting caught are really low, especially if you never sell it.
>tfw no average-looking, pure, Christian gf
>>25074827
you don't want to get involved with that shit lad
>>25074827
>average
>posts an 8/10
>>25074865
>>25074867
>gobbling up the b8
