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>a normie called me weird for NOT wanting to see star wars
what the fuck happened to the world
You're just not a nerd like normies are, you weirdo.
This little Hitler Buddha baby always makes me laugh
>>25067721
Star Wars was always a normie thing
How does one make neet friends who aren't autistic or total faggots?
>>25067631
birds of a feather flock together
>>25067631
what's wrong with being autistic?
>>25067684
They don't make for great conversation partners.
Getting cucked tonight, /v/ mods suck cock, etc etc.
Can you guys recommend me an Xbone game to keep me occupied off the cuckening? Thanks to some promotional cash I got from my new laptop, I only need to add like $10 to my account and I can buy any game I want digitally.
>>25067620
top cuck lets see what you said you little faggot
you know going to the club is female language for getting triple teamed by chads in the bathroom, right?
>>25067686
What I said is personal shit that reveals things like where I am. Nothing important, just canon fodder keep-the-convo-going-type shit. Irrelevant, I promise anon.
Le cuck
Have you ever met a robot in real life?
>>25067618
does my robosapien toy from many years ago count?
real robots don't coincide in the medium we know as IRL
oh and all Omegle users are all failed normies
>>25067618
I once took the bus north out of my city and this asian girl sat down next to me. The entire bus ride she was humming this strange song, looking over at me for a slip second, and occasionally start quickly sticking her tongue in and out of her mouth.
I have a pretty good feeling that I encountered a fembot. It was the most awkward 3 hours of my life
Can we have a long distance relationship thread? They always make me feel better about my shitty life
Was in one for almost two years, not gonna write the story again but she cucked me hard.
They're the most susceptible relations to cucking. Don't bother, honestly.
>>25067584
Are you the Anon who posted that she was from the UK?
>>25067608
Yessum, that's me.
who here /commute/ to university or college?
mine is anywhere from 40-70 minutes by bus, i spend most of the time shit posting and browsing on 4chan
it is truly a great time
>have to switch subway trains three fucking times to get to university
>living in a 50% nonwhite city
>tfw rush hour
I browsed /pol/ and /new/ for FOUR YEARS and maintained that I wasn't racist. Two months of this will turn anybody.
commuters are worthless lower class scum and women who are too shitty and afraid to drive
>>25067506
Is that utm?
I go from sauga to york, waste of time I might transfer to utm breh
Why do we have to live in a boring reality? If there is a god, why did he put us in a boring reality like this, and why does he allow non-sense suffer?
After all, everything will dissapear, there is no real meaning in life. Death is probably the most exciting thing in life because you dont know what is going to happen.
I wish I could kill myself, but I dont want my family to feel guilty.
BTW, sorry for bad english, im learning it.
>Why do we have to live in a boring reality? If there is a god, why did he put us in a boring reality like this, and why does he allow non-sense suffer?
After all, everything will dissapear, there is no real meaning in life. Death is probably the most exciting thing in life because you dont know what is going to happen.
I wish I could kill myself, but I dont want my family to feel guilty.
Underage please leave.
u such a meanie :(
Yo! Anon! What do YOU want to do for a living?
That's a horrible way to use Shia's over used meme.
I want to be hired as a professional troll
>>25067450
Shut up and answer the question.
Malebot feels thread?
>when you find out the escort you lost your virginity to is quitting the business
>malebots
Blox
>having the money to get an escort
>having the courage to fuck something that is likely to give you HIV and herpes
>robot
Mmkayyy, senpai.
>>25067438
She was cute, clean, safe and professional.
Kinda want to go see her for the second time before she quits. An early Christmas gift to myself.
what are you going to be doing on newyears robots? who are you going to kill when the ball drops?
Hang out on Reddit
I'll probably be playing Munchkin or Smash Bros with my brother and his wife, and be too drunk to be giving a shit. Yes, I am a failed normie.
I'm gonna be in bed sleeping because the first is a mandatory work day for me.
>You all hate women
>You all want sex
>You all want people to love you that relate to you
Why don't you just date/fuck each other. Just ignore the dick and continue on. There, found your solution.
>>25067280
robots wont/cant love each other though
>implying you're a pedophile
hmm?
>>25067280
I'm not gay anon.
blox
Come watch the Yule Log robots, share times make mom cry, and yule tide. It's always warm in Ankh's cabin, right by the stream, and his dot com url. ankh stream
dot com
kek of top
>>25067213
tfw no hot chocolate
ok
oh god this is the comfiest thing i have ever experienced
thanks
Ill be your friend, loner robot.
okay
original comment'
still muted
If only I didn't live in a place where my parents didn't have easy access to.
>>25067181
Are you a cute marionette?
POST FINAL GRADES!
A in intermediate accounting, mfw all those chads and stacies flunked out, a few fellow robots as well.
>>25067147
A in poli sci
A in Us History
A in Physical Geography
Probably B in Computer Science because I got addicted to drugs and forgot to do some assignments
Deans list is nice
A in Intro to Guitar because my professor was a bro.
A in Electromagnetic Fields because my professor was a super bro and we did nothing in that class.
A in Digital Circuit Design because I busted my ass studying last semesters final and he just so happened to give the same test.
And a B in Signal Processing because I haven't been to class in like a month and it was open book/note.
All in all a pretty good semester.
I'm gonna get ass fucked next semester though.
A in classes
F in social life
>"i like video games"
>what are your favorites?
>"gta and cod"
every fuckin time
>"i like video games"
Video games are the hobby of the least interesting people on earth.
They're consumer playthings, I can't imagine having the gall to be able to foster a sense of superiority about the toys you play with. Read a book instead you twat.
>not liking life is strange or heavy rain.
Plebs
>>25067229
Dipping my bedora dbh :DDDD
