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Why are all normies massively two-faced?
>>25065109
Because it pays.
>>25065109
We aren't, you're just grabbing at straws trying to blame someone for your own shortcomings.
>>25065109
because people are capable of both good and bad and society rejects the bad, and most don't act good all the time, so they need a facade where the bad guy can play the role of the good guy
Why haven't you started working out yet?
I could ask the same for you
nice dick m8
>>25065061
Because I don't live my life for the attention of women or their love. That is what the inferior fuck doll gender does for men.
i'm a 28 yo fellow robot, pure kissless virgin on my way to wizardry
but my neighbour who's about 16 or 17 has been hitting on me pretty hard.
she's definitely cute, like 7.5/10, not fat
should i go for it ? how should i do ?
is she a succubi who just want to steal my wizard powers ?
>>25064814
>but my neighbour who's about 16 or 17 has been hitting on me pretty hard.
what has she been doing? also how does this even happen, are you good looking or something?
>>25064814
breh its pretty much a 99% chance that you are misreading the signs, maybe shes generally a bit flirty, but that she isn't really into you and that anything you do past the point of no return is going to just fuck your shit up
at 28 y/o youre already really deep my friend. I saw keep studying the arcane secrets, and hold your penis from desires.
Once you have sex you will be a normie. There's no going back from that.
Unless of course this girl is attractive, then yeah do it
Tired of seeing your not a robot threads. How about we change it up.
>if the only time your dick gets wet is when you take a shower
You might be a robot.
>if people accusing you of autism preface it with 'honest question -- are you literally...'
You might be a robot.
>the last time someone kissed you, your reply was stop it mom
>>25064750
honest question -- are you literally under the impression that people who use that phrasing are being honest and asking for literal truth?
Do you smoke, robots?
smoking is for homosexuals
is that his dick or nutsack
>>25064661
it's a cigarette
>tfw 20 and out of touch
What the hell happened?
This generation blows ass due to several generations of shit parents and a long list of other factors.
Just do the new cool thing called not giving a shit.
>>25064607
Our own generation got degenerate so fast that even we ourselves our outgrowing it or can't keep up with the bullcrap. So degenerate yet I wonder sometimes if it effects me much.
I believe it. I am 27 but who in their right mind can expected to keep the pace at this rate? Enjoy your 20s OP, it's all I can do to leave you as far as I can in the dust and see you in hell as soon as possible.
Here's a hypothetical for you guys:
>meet a girl
>med school student
>she falls head over heels for you for whatever reason
>you two become intimate and enter a relationship
>she completes med school and becomes a successful doctor, making more than enough for both of you to live on
>due to the stress of med school and the formative years of her occupation, she loses her hooks, gains weight, ages rapidly
>she spends most of the time working
>has sex with you very rarely
>the passion in your relationship is disappearing
>one day she tells you she's pregnant with your child
Would you stay with her and embrace the life of a stay at home NEET dad in a loveless relationship, /r9k/? Do you think you could do it?
>>25064521
*loses her looks
Hooks kind of works too though.
That's sort of my situation. It's alright.
>>25064617
Really? Greentext famalam?
who else here wishes they were an actual robot?
>no shitty emotions to deal with
>no need for gf
>your mind wont hold you back
how can I become truly emotionless. I am pretty unemotional but the bad feels hit me frequently.
Become an honorary vulcan
But I am a robot. Everyone is.
There is literally no way for humans not to be logical and rational. Every decision is intrinsically egoistic and utilitarian. The universe is clockwork. We are all dead.
>>25064518
>how can I become truly emotionless
oh so you want to spend all your time asleep, never eat anything, have thoughts of suicide, and never be able to be happy, having only the emotions of guilt and shame?
be my guest newfag
My ex girlfriend just told me that she doesn't love me or have feelings for me. I feel like absolute shit because I still love this chick even though she basically cheated on me. Literally nothing goes right in my life.
>>25064497
Explain senpai.. we're all here to help u
>>25064533
this is a lie. we're all here to laugh at your misery.
>>25064497
I don't feel sorry for you, not one bit. You actually HAD A GIRLFRIEND, and you expect us to feel sorry for you?
Get lost, normie.
>mfw this board is filled with sexually frustrated 18-21 year old college students who will eventually lose their virginity before 30 anyway
True robots are those who are KV grandmasters at 42, like me.
After some study involving pretending to be qt grill
Most guys on here are like 16-22
yes, a lot of under aged guys.
Im only 23 myself though.
35 year old virgin here. Granted, I am not 42, but I highly doubt our situations are particularly different.
I've had some really good discussions on this board, so I'm not one to get antagonistic with the apprentices, but I do agree on one point you've made. Realistically, most of the men lamenting their virginity on this board will lose it. That doesn't invalidate what hurt they feel. But that hurt grows far, far worse with time.
So I take it all in stride, and realize that a minority will eventually face what we face. And recognizing that, I consider them comrades and equals. I have much love for my sad apprentices, and it breaks my heart to realize that for (a very few) of them, it is going to become far, far more difficult.
After all, we were 21 year old virgins once, right?
>>25064388
true
4chan is very normie now, not only r9k.
also pol for instance.
pol used to be fucked up dudes who support monarchy and make threats about evola.
r9k were robots, 30+ incels, NEETs, people seriously suicidal or homicidal.
now:
pol is libertarian college dudes against islam
r9k is unpolitical college dudes w/o GF yet
dull
still good pepe memes tho
Water-Sports Mort
Spankin' Hank
>tfw nothing to rhyme with
Tentacle pron sean
Oh, hey there, wagecuck. I see Mr. Finkelstein has you working late tonight. It's been a busy day for me, too. I just finished meditating and am now going to spend the next few hours studying Schopenhauer while sipping on hot chocolate in front of the fireplace. I don't even know if I'll have time to get down to the soup kitchen or make revisions to my memoir. My days are so packed with activities I sometimes am envious of the boring monotony of the wagecuck.
Well, enjoy your commute home. Hopefully the traffic isn't backed up too much, but I hear Christmas shoppers make the roads pretty jammed up. Hopefully you can make it back in time to get your full 8 hours sleep. 6 AM comes awful fast. Another day, another dollar.
>>25064239
>soup kitchen
str8 busta
>>25064239
If you don't get a job, were going to ship you off to boarding school with the god damn finklestein shit kid!!!
everybody knows schopenhauer fuckin succs dude
nogf squad get the FUCK in here
bunch of faggots
>>25064204
Hello darkness, my old friend.original
WATCHU NEED, MY FAMILIA
>pretend to be a guy online for years
>add a guy from a steam thread
>we hit it off and we get along And I get feelings for him
What should I do im too far in to tell him the truth and I don't want to scare him away
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING ROASTIE WHORE
>>25064196
lel tell him you're a grill and he'll start wanting you, and the instant he starts to want you, your feelings for him will disappear, such is life for a typical cunt
just bully him desu.
>my dick when a girl uses any left wing/tumblr/feminist buzzword
>smokes
>is borderline alcoholic
>has had over 10 sexual partners that she hasn't been in a relationship with
>uses any kind of non-prescription drugs
>is easily manipulated by peer pressure
and yet I'm in love with a girl like this
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>25064112
>as a society
>we teach boys, girls etc
>heteropatriarchy
>institutionalized
>gentrification
>appropriation
>my dick when
seriously fuck that
>ends a sentence in "lol"
