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Is getting drunk every weekend (friday and saturday) really that bad for your body?
I'm in college and I love alcohol but is it really going tofuck my shit up?
>>25065978
that depends on what you drink and how much.
Getting shit faced on everclear every friday and saturday? something bad will happen eventually.
I mean it's not great for you but it's probably not worth letting that stop you unless you're trying to be a professional body builder or something
It's certainly much better than what I did my freshman year, sit in my room on weekends like a fag because I thought alcohol was stupid
>>25065978
what the fuck kind of question is that? you don't think that binge-drinking (I'm assuming) won't destroy brain cells and your liver in a period during which your brain is still developing?
it's the best thing
>be not entirely fat and gross
>3/10 all the way up to 8/10 girls will sometimes hit on me
>at craft store buying autism supplies
>slightly overweight brunette cashier looks up at me when it's my turn to pay
>complete transaction
>"hey, would you like to go next door and eat lunch with me? i get off in like 10 minutes"
>it's my time to shine
>"sorry but i already have mommy who loves me very very much"
>sprint out the double doors leaving my all the stuff i just bought at the register
>too embarrassed to go retrieve my stuff
>worth it
women are such tools
>>be not entirely fat and gross
>>3/10 all the way up to 8/10 girls will sometimes hit on me
But /r9k/ tells me that women will literally never approach men unless they're Chad. What am I supposed to believe?
>Rejected 6/10 at 15
>Virgin at 23
XD My life ^^
>>25065999
ugly girls/girls with no self confidence will flirt with males in their league
>who else /depersonalization/ here?
I feel like i can't even control my body and that i'm on full auto-pilot. Fuck I hate this feeling. Any robots ever dealt with this? I've had it on and off for years, but it's getting pretty bad recently.
Only things that help are running and drinking.
>>25065955
stop whining about your bullshit diseases special snowflake
I've had this for over 5 years. The only way to cope is to just accept you'll never feel normal.
>>25066038
didn't say it's a disease, but rather a symptom from anxiety.
it's not like i'm saying i have species dysphoria
>tfw you start feeling that deep primal yearning for physical contact from your own species
This is no way for a primate to live
Ever consider the fact that we might all be in hell? And some people (demons) are delusional in their misery and some are aware of it?
>>25066025
I wouldn't find it a huge surprise if we were
This is such a strange pain, an ache going back millions of years telling you "this is wrong, seek others."
Technology allows you to try and mute the nagging but it still bubbles up from time to time.
>>25066025
That's an interesting thought, I think if maybe we act like that is the case a bit more we might start to become a bit happier. You have a lot less to worry about when you feel like things can't get any worse
>decide to rewatch Evangelion
>alcoholic nympho BPD attention whore with daddy issues
>realization slowly dawns
>every woman I've ever fallen for has been a subpar Misato knock-off
DAMN YOU ANNO
>Every girl I ever liked murdered their own mother.
MASTER ANNO!!!!!!
Misato, Asuka, and Skylar White off the top of my head are basically the only well written female characters ever.
>>25065927
>Asuka
>well written
Are you drunk, high or stupid?
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.16_[2015.12.17_16.17.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OmvmlhJ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot 15.16 [2015.12.17 16.17.27]")
>tfw you rip a fart in your Introduction to Feminist Theory class and the dorky beta behinds you sniffs it enough that you can hear it, and you can tell he got a boner
>tfw you know he's probably jerking off to the smell of digested breakfast RIGHT NOW
Thinking about asking him to do a project with me for my final where I hold his head in a plastic jar and fart into it while I recite poetry and my sorority sisters play the bongos naked around him. He'd be wearing a dog's collar that would be attached to a an erect penis sculpture I'd get this other art beta to make for me. It'd prob be pretty deep (all my friends said it sounded really symbolic and smart), but I wanted to see what you guys, being so misogynist and violent towards women, would think about a simple project that expresses the woman's increasingly lessened importance in the western world?
This thread is stupid, you tried too hard.
>>25065853
>femdom
>somehow symbolizing the opposite
1/10 for the effort
>>25065853
If this is real go for it.
>Anon, chad punished me for talking to you, c-can I stay tonight here?
NO. YOU CUNT.
Only if you let me cuck Chad.
as long as I can punch you too
What were you doing 5 years ago, r9k?
I was on a date at a high school dance with a qt. I danced with her and all that shit. She pretended to be my girlfriend for 3 months before dumping me, found out later she was only doing it out of pity, and because I was a beta fuck who gave her stuff. Tried to an hero over it and ended up dropping out of high school once she started fucking one of my friends. I'm over it now, couldn't careless about her, fucked up my life in other ways.
Now I'm a 21 yo kv high school dropout with a few community college classes under my belt, no license, no car, no nothing. Spent today trying to clean up shit I my room. Still as much of a sad pathetic fuck as ever.
What were you doing five years ago today r9k?
Damn it, I meant five years ago to the day. Actually to the fucking hour, honestly. I only remember the dates because I treated them like a fucking solemn holiday for two years while I was trying to get over her.
I was 18 in my 2nd year of Uni and rather happy not realizing that being in a class of 4 in a shit tier Uni and not realizing I had a lot of problems to fix would cause me to become a depressed piece of shit a few years later.
>>25065696
There were only four people on your class? What?
who's your favourite Lost character?
mine's Charlie
Desmond
>>25065636
/thread
see ya in anotha thread, brotha
>you will never relive the glory days of /tv/'s LOST threads
Share your /uni/-moments.
> "make groups of 2"
> Number of students in class is 21.
>>25065439
> Tell us about your hobbies.
>>25065439
just go to a random group of 2 and ask to join, the professor won't mind bruh.
or just look like a badass lone wolf
I used to get left behind for groups but I've just been sad puppydogging up to groups and they are kinda forced to let me in cause normies are scared to look like dicks
>okay class, tell us about the last time you had sex
Fucking ice breakers.
>text girl
>>that anxiety of waiting for her to text back
>she doesn't for several hours
I wish I hadn't even tried
who is she whats your relationship with her and what did you say
>>25065454
Got her number from a dating site a week ago. We texted back and forth then but I haven't contacted her in a week because I'm a robot. I finally did it today. She immediately texted back at first, but then I explained I was had been too busy to talk to her she hasn't responded
>>25065625
fag. never answer right away. never get cozy before meeting them. and only respond ever 2-3 days after a few messages between. and stop being a pussy. just fucking wait, and set a date already u fool. and talk to multiple women at once ALWAYS. otherwise ur done son.
>tfw you'll never look like this
>>25065338
Looks like an honest to god woman.
When the fuck did men start shaving their entire bodies like that?
looks EXACTLY like mia khalifa
>>25065338
Thank god. What a disgusting, big-nosed shitskin.
>visiting my gramps
>he lives by himself (my grandma died a long time ago)
>rummaging through his closets for funsies
>find some really cool shit
>find a new blazer
>find an old metal ammo box in great condition
>find ammo in the box (12 gauge shells, various other bullets)
>find an ammo clip for the SKS he gave me a while back
>find brand new shoes
>find cool old photos
>looking through a shoebox for more photos
>and then I fucking found IT
>find an odd cylinder shaped thing that rounded on one end
>no it can't be
>twist the end
>it's a fucking vibrator
>hold it in my hands for a bit, questioning my fucking existence
>run to the bathroom and poor rubbing alcohol on my hands
>I know it's not my gramp's, it's my dead grandmother's (it was in her old room's closet)
>just slid it back under some papers and put it back up
Now here's the question /r9k/,
I'm a greedy fucking Jew and I've been wanting to purchase a vibrator for prostate stimulation. Should I save the money and use my dead grandmother's vibrator or do I need to purchase a new one? I'm leaning more towards purchasing a new one because I wouldn't want to put something in my ass that's been in my grandma's vag. However, I could just do a full blown sanitation on the thing with boiling water and alcohol and save some cash. What would you do?
>>25065228
What?
robotrobtrobot
>>25065228
Just buy a new one you cheap filthy degenerate faggot
>>25065228
>I know it's not my gramp's, it's my dead grandmother's (it was in her old room's closet)
If you were him, and it was yours, where would you store it? There.
>tfw you realize that all women have vaginas and boobs under their clothes
>all women have vaginas
Can we stop this stupid, problematic way of thinking?
>>25065143
i think some women might have skeletons underneath their skin.
gross
original comment
If you think that wagecucks should not be allowed to vote due to being unstable from work, say I.
I.
>>25065125
O B N O X I O U S L Y
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Nah, they can vote. Their vote doesn't matter anyway, they have no political power. Let them have their delusions anon.
>>25065167
You tried/21
