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What is the most perverted and pathetic thing that you've done to satisfy your fetish?
Write detailed erotica about it then jerk off while reading it.
>>25060754
Exhibitionism is pretty fun
sniffed shoe that a girl i know left in the locker roam
it's was good, some stuff could done better.
She was cucking him and he was kinda beta.
At the end she want him to learn to love like evrey one and love With fewer conditions kind of.
She justify Multiple partners.
And if she had a body (like synth) the same stuff that she did will be even more considering as cheating.
And if he bought her how can she do this kind of think she supposed to talk only to him or be with some restrictions.
>>25060574
Also sorry for my english I guess if I was better I would have write more.
>>25060594
No. Don't write ever again.
>cucked by his robo-waifu
>Went to a party of a friend of my mom
>There was a retiree social sciences teacher from my college there and since we are from the same college we started chatting
>A good chat about a lot of topics until i asked her about her life
>She said "When I was young i was too busy with the ideals to think about family, now it's what i think about everyday. Don't do that young man, your generation is faded to this future, coing to the party of the restaurant owner because he's your only friend." (the birthday guy is a restaurant owner)
>i hugged her as she started crying
From SJW to "women are worthless" robots, more people than ever are taking this path thanks to the internet...how our generation will live with this bleak future of loneliness?
grass is greener m8. i bet she'd want to kill herself if she had kids.
Whatever m8, allow it.
good. shes probably a roastie who fucked chads as she was "exploring herself" and getting her degree in college. no sympathy for whores and roasties
>name something funnier and more obscure than spurdo sparde squatting in slav clothingyou can't
>>25060520
But that's not spurdo sparde, you entry level memelord.
>>25060544
its his fucking twin brother slavbro sparde xD
>>25060520
>spurdo sparde
look at this meme nooblord
recommend some good movies about robot like people, other than Fight Club ofc
Trainspotting (especially the book) shares a lot of the same beliefs about society robots do.
General attitude of there just being no point to anything.
My favorite movie.
Also Super is a movie about a robot, no ifs ands or buts.
>>25060430
>wanted
>americain phsyco
>mr nobody
>>25060430
Taxi Driver
Driver (kind of)
Who /not a sweaty basement dweller who pretends to be female to get attention from pathetic betas/ here?
That's me, a sexually attractive female that has enough quirks so you don't think she is fake or looking for attention. I hope to spark the interest of upstanding gentlemen on r9k who will see me for what I am, a sexually attractive, good looking female who doesn't need attention.
Yes, I'm female. Yes, I post on 4chan. No, I will not date you, I have a boyfriend.
>only semipassable trait is the curdled milk bags that need to be pushed together in an attempt to seem 'interesting'
>>25060403
Oh look at your peach ass face lmao
>>25060403
Why is you arse on you chest?
Why don't you just date women from a non-western country, you're literally breaking the back of feminism by doing so.
It's not for betas either, like washed up roasties want you to believe, even turbo-alphas like Trump are doing it.
Nice try Fatima.
>>25060364
>Why don't you just date women from a non-western country
Dark skin is associated with poverty in most other countries.
They are literally only with you for your money and passport, but if you can delude yourself into thinking they love you, knock yourselves out
Why do girls like doggy so much?
>>25060302
>why are women whores?
well gee anon
>>25060302
Its the most rape friendly position.
>>25060302
I don't understand, is it about faulty posture?
What will you give to you loved ones for christmas?
bleh I still have to go shopping
>>25060855
you have any ideas already?
Mom: books
Dad: a painting
Best mate: a video game or maybe I'll make an animation for him
>be on tinder for a year
>get one match
>be on okcupid for a year
>only get one date.
Life of being born ugly.
You're cool, not even lying... A-actually you are a normie!
REEEEEEEE
One of my favorite tricks is to put a gun to my head and end my life, you should try it.
>>25060327
STOP LYING! I would not be on here otherwise.
How do you feel about going to the movies alone? I did it a few times some years ago but now I'd probably find it too embarassing.
Who gives a fuck? If I wanna see a movie I wanna see it.
I'm extremely self-conscious and have anxiety, and even I don't care about this. Nobody else will even care or notice.
I would go to the movies by myself, i wouldnt give a fuck...
>>25060181
>Nobody else will even care or notice.
I'm pretty sure Normies will notice, m8. That's why they're so paranoid of doing anything alone themselves
I made this yesterday but I've no information yet:
How do I become a submissive porn star in the brazilian femdom/lesdom videos? Could be also normal, but this brazilian industry has a nice way of making these videos. They are mostly lesbian, but I am skinny and average height with a babyface, they can put a mask on me or not and it would be really nice to make some money even if its not to much by licking girls asses and letting them farting in my mouth.
They are also fat asses the way I like it, ah getting facesitted as part time what a dream.
So how do I do it
You should go to Brazil.
That would be a good start.
>>25060591
You're right, but what do after that?
>>25060749
Lick random girls asses
Exactly what feeling is this face supposed to express? I cannot for the life of me understand what context to use it in.
>>25060124
Disapproval.
>>25060124
>are you trying to fuck with me?(jokingly) or are you kidding me
Honestly I've never seen someone make this face irl but I can only assume this is what its supposed to mean.
>>25060124
Mocking condescension
>Sorry anon, i will watch SW7 with old friend, and it would be a bit awkward as they don't know you.
Whole class was invited
>Sorry anon, i know you love me but it would break our friendship
She fucked a guy 3 weeks after meeting him.
>Sorry anon, i don't think i am really ready to have a boyfriend.
Been in 14 different relations.
>What anon ? You made supplementary hours and i didn't paid you ? I will check that later. Can you bring me a coffee please ?
We are the only two persons that stay at the work late. He knows it.
>What ? There was a party at Luke's house yesterday and no one told you about it ? Well that's no problem, i didn't knew too haha.
Identified in 8 different pics of the party on jewbook
>No, sorry, i can't give you those 20 dollars you need. What ? Those 50$ you gave me one year ago ? I mean, it's old, it doesn't count.
For real, i gave her 100$.
>Huh ? What change ? You gave me the exact money. So what you gave me 10$ and it costed 9$ , it's the tip douchebag !
He only brought me a coca. And he spilled a bit.
>Umm, sir, can you please go away, my children are a bit scared because of you.
I was at the opposite side of the park and I was here before they came.
>Nah man sorry, i can't come to your birthday, I have very big plans with a date, you understand.
I celebrated alone, he was my only "real" friend (at least that's what i tought.) and the night of my birthday, he posted on jewbook:
>"Haha, who else here is bored doing nothing ?"
I can't even robots, this happened everyday for 6 years with many many others things.The alchohol is killing me and to make it funnier, i have leukemia. I don't have enough money to pay and even if someone gave me some, i don't want to suffer to suffer.I already have a helium bottle and a mask, the only thing left I need are some robots to say goodbye. Can you do that, friends ?
>inb4 whiteknights.
Seems like i will die totally alone.
so whats your poison OP?
Fuck them bro, you have to stop worrying about expectations from idiots because they will never deliver. Work on yourself, and do what you want to do for yourself.
>>Sorry anon, i will watch SW7 with old friend, and it would be a bit awkward as they don't know you.
I have the opposite problem right now. Old friend and me have tickets for tonight, was just gonna be me and him chilling and going to see it. It's now somehow turned into some normie festival where all these faggots are bringing their gf's and trying to turn it into some party when it was originally my idea. Now they're trying to turn me into the outcast.
Could /r9k/ survive in place like Tamriel?
>>25060041
Maybe not as an adventurer. I could survive as a hunter I guess because I already bow hunt.
You mean like the games or like the world portrayed in the games?
>>25060061
If it was reality
