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FEMANON FEELS: THURSTY THURSDAY EDITION
also yandere edition
> tfw you can't let go even though it was years ago and you only talked a few times and he probably hated you back then
> tfw you were just willing to accept maybe he was a figment of your imagination until he starts showing internet activity again
> the reminder that he is alive but won't be alive with you is deeply infuriating because he was a qt kuudere and you haven't met anyone like that since because you're a loud weeb
> tfw you know he's on 4chan and all you're doing is creeping him the fuck out
> just want him to notice me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;_;
>>25064251
bump this original post:^)
>>25064251
>kuudere
It's one of those feels that make you go ye.
>>25064251
why cant i ever have females lust over me like taht so I can use them up and throw them into a trashbin where they belong and feel like a "tru nigga" while I try to get the cycle on repeat :(
Jar Jar will be the Pepe of 2016.
post rare jar jars
I knew this day would come.
boss jar jar
http://www.dailydot.com/tags/pepe/
http://nymag.com/following/2015/12/tumblr-was-here-for-pepe-the-frog-in-2015.html
http://time.com/4150294/memes-googled-2015/
http://www.avclub.com/article/read-could-images-4chans-sad-frog-meme-actually-be-227596
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/how-much-do-you-love-memes#.ctgAAGNzbw
It's over.
>http://time.com/4150294/memes-googled-2015/
>the frog from Matt Furie's comic Boy's Club is an inside joke on the social network 4chan
>social network 4chan
Why are normalfags so fucking retarded
OP here, overview for those who don't want to read:
>Mainstream media articles on how to go as Pepe on Halloween
>Pepe is Tumblr's "meme of the year" by reposts
>Top searched meme on Google
>News article on pepe economy
>Questionnaire for nomies about how meme- and pepe-loving they are
>When the sad frog caught on with "normies" outside the insular world of 4chan, however, some users decided to retaliate by humorously declaring certain Pepe images to be rare and valuable works of art.
>"normies"
>the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making everyone believe he was god and god was him
this must be how the devil felt
sad, alone, confused,cast out by god normie, and all his ideas taken from him
sorry devil bro, i never tried to empathize with your position
>tfw you haven't shaved your vagee in 17 months
>tfw you haven't showered in a month and a half
Seriously though, what's the point of shaving my vagoogoo if no one is going to see it? Plus, it's winter. I'll shave if I know someone is going to see it, but I have no one.
Fembots post your hairy unshaven vagvags in this thread, we will all rate :DDD
>>25063734
>if no one is going to see it?
Easy solution: take picture and post it here.
Who /LargeAndInCharge/ here?
>tfw just at a whole bucket of KFC chicken with a 2 liter of Pepsi for lunch
Where my Blubber brothers at?
here senpai
eating a bag of frozen corndogs throughout the day
Are you for real? Damn, Id much rather kill myself than eat that.
>tfw about to order up some pizza with a side of breadsticks and a 2 liter
What's 5000 calories to a mothafucka like me, can you please remind me?
>you will never be a violent Scottish heroin addict
Why even live
>>25061879
I've got the first two down, at least.
Putting violent next to Scottish is pretty redundant.
>Never being a gangster doing evil with good intentions
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRJtSNUDL14
I know that feel
I just want to be a sick cunt that everyone fears even looking at me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFpYj0E-yb4
>Forced to read emotional, gushy faggotry that only little girls enjoy
>Forced to write diaries and poems instead of writing about shooting up zulus during the colonial wars
>Treated like a dysfunctional girl instead of a boy
>Rewarded for being a pussy and punished for following your natural instincts
No wonder we're a generation of broken, pussified betas. They screwed with our identities since day one. Who knows anon, you might have even had a chance at becoming a Chad if everyone encouraged your to act on your innate masculinity and you were rewarded for it. The irony in all this is that women are still hard wired to fuck men but we've now got a generation of fucking angry pseudowomen that don't know what the fuck they are. The only benefit is that more girls get to go to college for writing about their feelings instead of the hyperactive boy that could do maths but couldn't stop rocking is fucking chair and got ritalin pumped down his throat.
>>25061353
>Girls are always the favourites
>Told how mature and better behaved they are
>Majority of teachers are women and empathise with the girls
>Anything with a hint of competition, violence, physical activity is suppressed like mad
>Forced to read feminist literature about how evil men are and should feel guilty
>Expected to be chivalrous with female class mates even though they are your 'equal' competitors
>Girls can't handle the bantz and you get in trouble
>No roughhousing ever
I just hated the arts and crafts projects which were often graded primarily on how pretty they looked. Fuck, I'd rather read a textbook and write a report than make some stupid diorama or poster board.
Also mediocre female teachers who only become teachers because they didn't have the ambition or intelligence to pursue a more challenging career that unabashedly gave preferential treatment to female students because they were more docile and less likely to talk back.
I had like 4 female teachers in my entire primary education that I would consider 'good' at their jobs. 2 of them had rich husbands and only taught because they actually liked it, and the other two taught periphery subjects they had a passion for.
>>25061353
>that subliminal 2nd Reich flag on that book.
rose bread, come here rosebud.
look is dumbo
>>25060332
Omfg its on photoshoped mfg deletr thish dude
>>25060332
Where a eyeleshes???
>tfw passed over for a promotion twice already simply because of my sex
See you in 300 replies.
Put some enthusiasm into your sex then, the boss will probably notice.
>>25056775
i remember when we could post "rolling for" images in these obvious bait threads and spam them to death with people's rolls, back before the shitty robot ruined that
let me hear those feels yall
5'6" failure race reporting in.
>>25054125
>6'1"
So close and yet so far from perfection
>>25054125
5'8"
Feels meh, other than wanting a qt tall gf ;_;
>>25054167
GTFO
5'8" is no disadvantage. the 5'10 thing is bullshit. if your 5'8" you still can get a gf.
I'm talking 5'7" and down losers.
Pic related has offered to take my virginity. She says she's really excited to do it, that she's clean, and will do whatever I want. She also agreed to fuck bareback and let me creampie her.
Do I do it?
>>25052073
1. If she bald
2. How old
3. Where you meet her
yeah, dude. go for it. any more pics?
where is her hair
I wish this board existed when i was your age you fuckers.
>>25070812
It exists now. Why don't you start making up for all the lost time?
>>25070812
this photo real tho???
>>25070812
post story senpai?
>mfw there's this really creepy boy in my class
>he's been in and out of detention centers and is a sneaky criminal-in-the-making (if he's not already one)
>he stares at me all the time and one time went behind my desk and pretended he was smacking dat ass
>everytime i catch a glimpse of him he locks into my eyes and stares at me like a tiger wanting to pounce on his prey
>blatantly stares at my breast and legs to the point of even his friend noticing
>probably thinks im a qt shy virgin because im quiet and i wear glasses
what do?
i imagine im going to get buttfucked at least once by this prison toddler so how can i get ready for it?
>>25070446
are you in high school? lmao. tell him to eat actual human shit. you don't want to mingle with some loser who has been in and out of detention centers. he's on his way to becoming a criminal.
>>25070446
tits or gtfo bitch
>>25070446
If you absolutely insist on getting raped, try astroglide.
oh, and stretch your holes with a cucumber.
Every night I wish for death
Who with me
>go to sleep at night
>wish I could just be asleep forever
>wake up and remember who I am
>be depressed until I fall asleep again
>>25070332
>You will never wake up dead
>>25070365
I too feel that exact feeling my brother.
Sleep is the only escape.
>Finally get job from mummy and daddy
>bank statements keep telling me I have all this money in the bank
>mummy gets the bank to send me a debit card
>need to call the bank to unlock said card
>scared of making phone calls
>mummy can't do it
>one phone call away from buying all sorts of things online
>flesh light
>viddya
>figures
>books
Can't do it online?
If not just man up dude it takes like 2 minutes start to finish
>Mommy gave me $50,000 to go to college
>Didn't go to college
>don't know what to do with my money
Being an adult is hard
... debit cards don't get you any of those
