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>2016 is only 3 weeks away
Next year will be better!
>girls born last year are already having sex
>started my career
>got my own place
>got a motorcycle
>no gf
I contacted Matt Furie, Pepe's creator, via his website for his comics and art. Asked his opinion on Pepe's turbulent journey from the fringes of 4chan to celebrity Twitter feeds, his response was concise. He said [it]
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"Feels good man."
How does /r9k/ feel about Pepe lately? Do you support his presence or would you rather disown him? I wholly support him tbqh family.
Pepe is a normie and always has been. Go back to reddit, you tumblrite.
>>25070887
pepe is love, pepe is life.
>>25070916
Huh, I think your right.
daily reminder to all the white knights that this is the average /fembot/ here
Pretty much. I look like the 2nd one but with a more defined chin and half-frame oval glasses.
& its been proven they posted here
There's more traps than hambeasts.
If you had a loaded firearm in front of you right now, would you honestly use it to shoot yourself?
Personally, I'm conflicted about it. My life could be worse right now but I just feel like I owe it to myself to make things easy. You don't have to worry about anything when you are dead.
I'd wait for my roommate to come home and shoot him while he's on the phone if I were going to do anything majorly life-altering.
>>25070755
At least refrain from doing it until after the new record comes out, Thom.
>>25070755
quit whining. you want misery? move to a 3rd world country where they have real problems. go see a fucking psychiatrist and be grateful for what you DO have.
Who /nogger/ here?
>>25070748
Gonna buy some tomorrow and mix it with bourbon
>tfw make eggless nog at work
it's better with coffee than alcohol though
They should make chocolate egg nog and call it nig nog
Why do we have to die?
There are fates worse than death.
>>25070685
because your DNA stop properly replicating after enough exposure to mutagens, and the cells kill themselves to prevent cancers from killing you. eventually you can no longer maintain new healthy cells.
Because after a while, we all want to die.
Why are Stacys so insincere?
This poor girl only wanted to show her pet pig, and these simpering bitches scramble over who can give the biggest false compliment.
She's painfully aware that she's ugly. Why even condescend her? Why not just talk about her cute pig like she wanted, instead of saying "Wowowow!! Your littterally gorgeousssz ^-^ !!!"
How patronizing...
>>25070481
Fuck I can't imagine looking like that
>>25070481
aww man this is fucking awful. it actually makes me sad.
fellow degenerates, what drug can I take, that I can drive on, that will make me less of an autistic fag and have an easier time making conversation?
I might be picking up a qt in a few days, and i'm seeing bad things in my future, like an awkwardly quiet car ride
dont say weed, weed just makes me quieter
Propranolol
>>25070344
Adderall, it totally changed my life. It changed my perspective on everything, especially socially. It gets kinda hard to function without it, but that's mostly just from dopamine depletion, in the long run, if you take it consistently for a year, it'll make you smarter without it too. Also, it may make you more anxious, self conscious and constipated if you take it every day for a while, so try to take breaks every once in a while or only take when necessary
>>25070344
xanax, super easy to get prescribed. talk to your doctor faggot
has a meme ever achieved dankness faster than this one?
>dankness
heIIo reddit!
Back story behind this meme?
>dankness
>still forcing
>mfw
I think I'm having a mental breakdown. Last month my entire life changed, and I do not know how to deal with it.
I've been a Neet my whole life, and I only leave the house to buy groceries and play on the lottery. Up until recently I haven't talked to anyone else other than my mother since I finished college.
I now have 350.000 Euro in my bank-account after winning the lottery, and I've been bombarded constantly by phone-calls, messages, and people my mother let into the apertment.
Relatives and cousins I never knew I had has appeared from nowhere, pretending to be my friends, was almost ready to explode when they knocked and tried enter MY ROOM, and my own mother is calling me a bad person, not only did she call everyone and told them that I had won, she also lets them into the apertment, she is fucking retarded.
Not only that but she wants "us" to buy a house to live in as well, this is too much for me to handle I'm considering to temporarely rent a 10 room apertment since the small apertments are unnatainble, I have barely slept.
350 euro is a lot?
get a stockbroker and invest. Buy fixed assets like a house
give some money to your family and people you trust in a one time lump sum
live the neet dream
give nothing to nobody and disappear
the chance of getting killed or kidnapped is much higher after winning the lottery
>>25069900
your psycho bitch mother is trying to guilt trip and manipulate you into letting her have some of that money. stay away from these people.
Rate my voice please, i feel like its autistic as fuck and i have a mandatory public speaking class next semester. Thanks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C6QPfvsuyi
bump senpai
desu senpai baka original bloxxxxx
You sound like a depressed office worker. Try feigning enthusiasm. Warble a little bit.
please, senpai i need to know if i should kill myself or not
Does /r9k/ vape?
>>25069743
I'm not a fucking edgy teenager who's too afraid to actually smoke
>>25069765
This. I know one alpha dude who vapes, everyone else is either a redditor or a literal homosexual.
yes, I take my vape pen everywhere, it's so much better than smelly smoke and I can do cool tricks with the smoke XDDD
>pic related it's me
Is pic related good enough for a DXM trip?
>>25069687
If you want to become a faggot retard or fruit vegetable
>>25069687
This dxm meme needs to die
This meme is so fucking terrible.
>is 5'1"
>literal autist
>ugly
>never had a job
>still got a white woman to have sex with him, lost his virginity
Kent is now a tyrone, just like the rest of them
He's not that ugly
>>25069608
only fucking hookers don't make you chad senpai.
>>25069608
He Tyrone now
>le natural selection meymey
Then why the fuck autism still exists.
It's not that simple.
You'd think pedos would all be gone by now as well.
>>25069602
because its inherited from the mother and women breed at a 100% rate.
>le natural selection maymay when some roastie swipes random people on her tinder
>le food chain ANIMAL KINGDOM YEAH maymay
>le be yourself maymay like okay i'll be a gross fat fuck
>le just don't be autistic maymay like okay?
>le just be confident maymay like okay?
>le accept it maymay
the only road for succeeding if you've fucked up is self-improvement but if you're 25+ it's too late for that
