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who here /anorexic/
5'5
125
trying to get to 100. fasting for 4 days starting today it's going to be the longest I've ever gone
That's not anorexic
hello is dhis baid :--DDDD
>>25076996
JUST EAT SOMETHING HOW IS IT SO HARD
Do you want to know how women see physically undesirable men?
Think about how you view an elderly woman, around mid 60's. You don't look at this woman and think about a relationship with her, you think of her as a nice old lady and purely as a friend or acquaintance. If she were to ask you out on a date you would be completely shocked that she would even consider that a possibility because you're obviously not compatible. At no point would you ever consider going out of your way to try and pursue a relationship with this elderly woman.
As far as relationship prospects go, you are invisible to women unless you can over compensate in other areas just like if that elderly woman was very wealthy and offered to take care of you financially
>>25076949
pretty much
if you aren't in the top tenth percentile, they don't see you as a man. Just a person
The internet and years of rejection have made me believe this and I hate it. Is this really true? Is this really how women are?
>>25076949
The point may still stand insofar as how women see undesirable men, but what about physically unattractive men who are wealthy? Women flock to those as well. I don't think its just physical traits. (Although it does seem to be cut down the middle between physical appeal and financial appeal.)
Anyone else constantly daydreaming about leaving society and settling down in a cabin by your lonesome? Feels bad that Ill probably never have the balls to actually live like this
I do, all the time. So long as I still had internet to listen to music, post on /r9k/, and continue to watch the downfall of society, I would be happy as can be.
i want to go off the grid, but I'm too addicted to internet
I plan to do it when I'm 40.
>mfw 4chan spoiled Fallout 4 for me
>mfw 4chan just spoiled Star Wars for me
Maybe you know, in a way it's my fault
But having had my favorite movie/video game franchises spoiled in the same year by the same site just sorta sucks
Again, I know I should've just steered clear if it meant that much to me
But you know... FUCKING 4CHAN
I'll just be in my room. Crying
I rarely follow the main story in the fallout games so I don't care and I saw star wars at the midnight premiere so I'm all good
lol stupid faggot
>>25076900
Cunts spoiled Star Wars on Facebook for me too. Even normies have to suffer, it's not your fault.
Question FOR FEMANONS.
Why do you come here?
I only come here to shitpost but why do you do it?
It's just suppose to be a board complaining about women and not having gfs how do you find that fun?
>>25076883
>It's just suppose to be a board complaining about women and not having gfs
lmao no
being a robot is more than that
It's because they delude themselves into thinking they can relate to robots at all
>>25076883
>It's just suppose to be a board complaining about women and not having gfs
Sorry, would you mind pointing out where it says that in the board description? I must have missed it
Why dont you take hormones and become your own girlfriend? 24/7 access to boobs, soft skin and ass, can dress "her" up in any sexy lingerie you want, will never leave you.
>Degeneracy
Get off your high horse, no-one likes you anyway. Honestly trannies get more support than betas these days. Rodger should have done this, he would have been so fucking hot.
>>25076823
What about baldness? I'm half bald now and don't want to be a bald girl. If you start hrt does your hair regrow/stay? Can you turn into a girl then become a disgusting bald monster?
>>25076823
By that logic everyone here is already their own boyfriend. And they are still lonely. Why would changing gender help? Protip: it wont.
If youre a fugly dude you will make an even fuglier chick. Dont listen to this fucking rhetoric robots
>>25076852
your hairloss will stop but it wont come back. However there are lots of options, in order of cost, hair transplant, minoxidil, wig
>>25076877
The average beta isnt gay so your logic is stupid.
>If youre a fugly dude
In every timeline Ive seen even a 3/10 neckbeard managed to become a 6/10 girl provided they lose weight.
/r9k/ is ruined.
Pepe is ruined.
The word Normie is ruined.
First /b/, then /r9k/.
We have no home.
We have no where to belong...
Goodbye /r9k/.
I don't know where I'll go, but hopefully it'll be somewhere that'll make me feel like home, kind of like this board used to. Before typical Tumblr girls and Chads invaded.
Before we became a fad.
Before Pepe became a fashion statement or a Hashtag...
There's wizchan
>>25076601
It's not the same, Anon...
>>25076589
woah take it easy there, are you really saying are really saying
>hold up
Y-you yes you
>want to "better yourself" and leave the existence of being a robot
If I'd known you personally I'd bet 20 shekels against that
#AreyoumadbroIwouldbemad?
I fucking hate everything about me, how is a man expected to live his life when he is filled with self-hatred and regrets.
As someone with regrets, lots of them: impossible.
>>25076529
I can't think of a single memory I don't cringe at, sometimes I even hurt myself thinking about them.
>>25076578
I'm still not at the hurting part. For now I just shake violently at the thought.
>Right now, millions of girls are pooping before showering so they can get ready for school or work.
Am I supposed to be arroused? Because it worked.
Nothing feels better than eating your girls asshole out in the shower.
I'm toilet posting right now!
You freaks wish you were me. I'm going round to fuck her senseless later.
must be nice being 15 anon :^)
>>25076402
>Being hetero
Outta here normo
Nah, you're gay lol.
>implying I couldn't have a big fat girl sending me messages like that within ten minutes if I wanted
Some of us have standards.
Last day of the week, wageslave! Almost time to get a little bit of freedom before you have to slave away again.
If yarl is going to replace pepe, what is yarl's lore and stuff? Does yarl exist in the same universe as wojack?
What if yarl and pepe are the same character just from different universe?
>>25076379
Thisis a face I haven't seen before as NEET.
>>25076379
>His color is yellow, which is next to green on the color wheel
>he is facing left instead of right like pepe
Hmmm
Does yarl have the same potential as pepe? What does yarl do in his spare time? Is yarl even a dude?
That's it! Yarl is now pepe's girlfriend.
A former friend of mine owes me money. He has no intention of paying, dodging calls and texts, etc.
What do I do in this situation? Do I be the bigger man and put it behind me and never get paid? Or do I beat the shit out of him and get whatever is in his wallet plus the same satisfaction of hurting him (but also probably get charged for assault)?
What'll it be. Give in to anger or leave it alone...?
Give in to your anger you fucking pussy and start facing him like a man.
What are you, some kind of wimp?
Fuck his shit up, people like that will keep stealing until someone slaps them around.
how much does he owe you?
Wakey wakey wagey slavey. Mr. Shekelstein wants you to work early today if you want your weekend off. Another day another dollar
Haha, joke's on you. My mother just died and now I have 2 days off. Get fucked.
>>25076357
>2 days off
Enjoy those 2 days off because Mr Shekelstein will want you to work on Christmas
>>25076357
Wagies are upset and mad right now. Nothin like an early morning wagerage
Congratulations, wagecuck. Only one day of slavery left until you next two days of freedom.
>neighbour is getting ready for work
>yell "HEY YOU'RE TOO LOUD DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS OR SOMETHING"
>he doesn't make any sound in fear of getting kicked out
Kek
>>25076287
Oh NEET. If you weren't making these threads you wouldn't even know which day is which, since your miserable life blurs into one endless stretch of wasted life.
A long time of unachieved things, of procrastinations, of anime-induced fapping.
>>25076420
>wasted life
T. My life is only worth how much I contribute to society.
>know a nice girl, literal virgin till marriage, good upbringing, basically extremely rare today
>decide to better myself to meet the standards of such girl
>ask 4chan
>/fa/ told me to dress sharp
>/fit/ told me to be ottermode not to intimidate her
>/r9k/ told me to appear traditionally masculine as well raised girls go for that type
>login to facebook
>first fucking thing I see is SHE is in a relationship
>with an ugly douchebag who looks like a gay porn actor and wears purple clothes and leather necklaces
How the fuck did this happen? Has the dating market come to this? Do I have to become more extreme version of this to get her? I just lost all hope in women, please advise so i don't kill myself.
>>25076209
He's rich and you aren't. You're probably ugly and non-influential.
>>25076209
L-legochan?!
he probably just moved quicker and told her what she wanted to hear
