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suicide soon inshallah
what is the story
>>25083000
Why are you going to kill yourself?
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Oh god damn it, what do i do? How do i not screw the pooch on this one?
>>25082959
wait until she realize she added you on accident blocks you
>>25082986
We like the same music so I think it might have been on purpose
>>25082959
What is super liked?
I think my dad is a wannabe chad, decent social circle but tries too hard to look good in front of people. My mum however stays in most of the time, only really going out to shops and stuff. Her social skills are decent and she has a few friends so I don't quite understand why desu
Dad is never married Chad who has never paid child support because he sweet talks the women into not asking for it. I have 14 half siblings that I know about.
Mom is just some stupid bitch that whines and bitches all the time for thinking Chad would commit to her. She is alone and will die alone because she refused to settle for anything less than Chad. She has no friends.
>>25082908
My mom is a fucking Stacy. She's had six figure men lusting after her and she's obese. Too bad she's 5'7" so she ain't entirely rolly polly olly. But I've seen this bitch naked, idk how any man wants her used up fat ass with 2 kids from 2 different men and a single mother. She may be a great cook, but she's a dumbass. I don't know how when she talks people listen. She can't even pull out an ethernet cable without throwing a temper tantrum.
I'm skinny and a young virgin, and no older man has ever wanted to have sex with me. I don't mean relationship, I never get hit on, nothing. I just wish I got the fucking offer, wish I was worth approaching. I've been rated average by a Chad too. Go fucking figure. An obnoxious bitch gets dick and a quiet, endearing and completely subservient (not useless, I meant useful and subservient) girl gets NOTHING.
>>25082987
>calls mum a dumbass bitch
>complains about never getting hit on
wew lass, i think i see the problem
>getting a haircut
last time was hell
I just cut my own hair...
But my hair is curly so it's not as hard I think if your hair is straight...
>>25082608
It only takes like 20-30 mins...
Spend some extra cash and go to a good salon. They will take care of you really well if you go to a good one.
Also, hair grows back, chill out faggot.
>>25082608
At the beginning of the school i cut my hair but i really don't know wich style I should pick so I say to the hair cutter "Surprise me"... i end so fucking bald
>you walk home one day and see this
what do?
Wonder what happened to my car
tell him to get mandibular advancement surgery cuz his lower jaw is rececsed as fuck
Shoot both of them, then try to leave the country.
Is it possible to tell how big a mans cock is just by looking at his crotch/jeans?
I have a slight obsession with looking at mens crotches. I'm not gay at all but thanks to watching porn I have developed an obsession with massive cocks and wondering how common they are
I have a good 7 incher but testicles take more balls than my flacid dick.
5.5 but when im flacid i am like maybe 1 inch to be honest lol
You tell me, OP
im a wannabe artist
suggest pepes for me to draw
>>25082416
Draw a pepe in a similar pose/face
Pepe doing a towel floss
>>25082416
Sexually repressed Pepe eyeing a twink out the corner of his eye
>tfw creepy trollster fembot
>meet another creepy guy on the internet
>turns out hes a 6"2 chad with blue eyes and dark hair
>has engineering degrees and owns his own business
>enjoys trolling and shitposting on websites for some reason
>he offers me sex and asks for pics of my thighs
what do?
Wait wait wait
Hold up
I don't understand something about your story
Wait wait wait
You said
And I quote
I believe this is the word you used
Hold up
This:
And this is a direct quote remember
By you
You used this word
>Fembot
Now....
Wait just a minute
I don't think
And correct me if I'm wrong
I don't think
That is
I don't believe
Not for a second
I don't think that
When you used the word
>Fembot
I don't think that's a real thing tbqh senpai
So I'm just left with the feeling that this whole thing is you shit posting
>>25082309
Nigga shut up, i got picked on , bullied, and beaten up on and im a disgusting creepy virgin with pathological issues. this sounds a robot female or not
>>25082309
This post should be made into the pasta we all need, but don't deserve. God bless you anon for making it
rose bread, come here rosebud.
edition: rose has a dick?
I hope you don't consider your thread making skills one of your competencies
let me guess, it's a trap? fucking faggots need to leave my board.
n8 being right as always
Who /one piece/ here?
>You will never go on a voyage with your nakama
Why would you say that
Haki ruined one piece
/thred
>Playing in a One Piece online RP game
Been doing it for awhile, a lot of fun. Get to be creative and have all kinds of fun adventures.
I miss him. That internet boyfriend I met here on /r9k/. I wish it could have all worked out.
It's been eleven months since broke up with me. But I can't forget him, or even move on. He was perfect.
>>25082029
nice blog faggot, now get cancer and eat poopy
>>25082068
Sometimes, I wonder if I might run into him here. Maybe he'd post, and I'd reply to him, and neither one of us the wiser on who we were replying to. Or, maybe, he just doesn't post here anymore, because of my threads about missing him.
>>25082029
I know that feel.
Your guy was probably lame, though. What did you like about him?
/r9k/ what's the major key to more success?
makes snapchat that repeats the same meme catchphrases.
>LYE-ON!
>Another One
>Bless up
>we da bess
>They don't want you to x
Sells merchandise with said memes. people everywhere are eating it up, ironically or not. Egg whites.
>>25081817
its ironically made me felt better about life
fuck how does he stay so positive i wish i could be that happy
>>25081814
Watering plants and shit, they don't want you to water your plants.Don't play yourself
How many asians live where you're from?
Are they cute?
0.4% here....
I was friends with the only asian in town who was a major whore. At least she paid her rent.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>25081806
I live in a suburb of LA and there's a fuckton of every kind of Asian you could imagine. The older ones are rude fucks, the middle aged ones are all with some poor sap white guy, and the younger ones are all typical street fashion Asians. I could only recall one Asian I found attractive and damn she was fine
Who /unusual fetish/ here
I want to be a little girl with a single father without any more family.
>>25081789I have a wedgie fetish
I fap to illegal stuff. The illegal ILLEGAL kind of stuff.
>There are people who unironically believe life begins at conception
>>25081784
My personal opinion is that life begins at conception, but isn't autonomous and self-sufficient (to the degrees which define life, such as brain functionality, or - better yet - an independent heartbeat which deviates from the mother's) until about 6 weeks.
Until this point, it is merely an extension of the mother; a conglomerate of unintelligent DNA.
Once you commit to an abortion after that 6-week mark, you're killing a human. Any time before that is fine, from what I can judge, based on what I've read.
I'm torn between giving people free choice over their bodies, and the ethical crisis of killing what may or may not be a living creature. Such a complex topic.
Not a person till it has a personality
>>25082374
should've used "terminate", as killing implies life where there may not be.
