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ITT: We come up with business ideas that appeal to robots
A used panty marketplace
gay porn website
(was gonna say club but you faggots dont leave the house)
>>25091942
>used panty marketplace
Lurk more, faggot
http://pantydeal.com/pages/sell-used-panties
Pretty sure im not the only robot here who buys panties from cute girls on the internet.
Is there more to life than women?
your life can only possibly start when you realize that women are not a part of it
which is why 99% of r9k users will never leave
before you land a woman they're pretty much all you an think about. Then when you finally get one, all you can think about is how shitty it is to be in a situation where you don't really want to break up but you remember how great it was being by yourself. Only thing that makes it worth it in the end is the fact that you have another person in your life to help you do all the stupid shit that was a pain in the ass to do alone. Is it really worth it? No not really. Being alone is the same. So flip a coin.
Where's this pic from?
I remember fapping to it and thinking it was a trap because her vulva looks puffy in one of the pics in this set.
>tfw every time you post in a thread, it dies
>tfw you only pick current threads from the first page that people are actively responding in to try and end this miserable streak
>write out a very thoughtful, on topic, intelligent response
>your post is still the death knell of the thread, no one even posts after you
>see another thread pop up on the same subject and start to fill with responses
It's like people are actually trying to avoid me even on 4chan.
>tfw this thread will get no responses
>tfw I created an original image just for r9k
>tfw I just read the rules and realized you don't have to use original images anymore
>tfw I am so lonely
>>25091803
Some times i feel that too mein friend
>>25091851
How do they know its me?
Here OP have a post.
I don't have a lot of luck getting any discussion going either.
>millions of years of evolution compel me to reproduce
>don't
who else /mischief/
the father doesn't matter, its the women who reproduce.
>>25091801
>tfw you are literally expendable trash from a biological perspective
>Everyone thinks I'm going to do well in uni
>don't
M I S C H E V I O U S
What's /r9k/ drinking ?
I'm sitting here drinking tequila and listening to music.
>>25091781
I'm working from home on the computer getting paid.
>>25091781
Mountain fuckin' Dew my nigga.
Also eating Munchos, gonna watch the rest of NHK soon, and listening to my favorites playlist.
Rum diluted with some water.
Actually quite like it.
Is it true that girls don't masturbate as often as men?
>>25091763
they just call chad
>>25091836
>they just call chad
>my sister is being raped in the other room by my dad
It's usually the ones who can orgasm who masturbate.
Spoiler alert: Not all women are physically capable of (vaginal) orgasms.
Has consumerism gone to far?
People are getting so mad over Star Wars spoilers that they end friendships over of it. Why the fuck is this allowed?
>Hey manKylo Rin kills Han Solo.
>DUDE wtf!? Don't ever talk to me again. You are a shitty person and should rethink your life.
Consumerism is, unfortunately, just a symptom of a much larger problem. It is unfortunately a problem few are willing to address.
>spoil movie that friend may have been waiting a long time to see
>surprised when he gets pissed at you for spoiling it
not everyone is 4chan callous, you can't just be a dick to people irl and expect them to brush it off.
>>25091748
star wars is for faggy normies anyways
if someone ends their friendship with you over it they're obviously too far gone
It's faking your own death actually possible? Not like in the movies with their melodramatic, convoluted plans, just running away from everything to live as a beggar or something and not being found.
>>25091727
I am also interested in this.
There's a lot of people that disappear all the time. Sure, some of them probably didn't want to, but I'm willing to bet that a significant percentage did just that.
Heard a story of a guy who basically said to his family "Hey brb, I'm going for a swim in the ocean, LOL" and omg, he drowndeded!!
Later, they found him living it up in some 3rd world country.
Why do you need to fake your death? Unless you're someone important or did something criminal, police won't give rats ass to find you, just put on fake moustache and leave.
This girl in my English class said she liked me, I was weirded out because I didn't expect a girl to be the one to initiate but watever. I gave her a chance but halfway into the date I find out she's slept with a few guys so I told her I'm not interested in her. But this girl will not leave me alone, like I'm not even being nice about it either but she is so fucking persistent. How can I get her to leave me the fuck alone?
Beggars can't be choosers you fucking robot, lower your standards or forever be stuck in this lonely hell.
>>25091780
I don't even care at this point, all I want is to be left alone. I swear you can't give some girls any attention or they turn into fucking psychos.
>>25091693
Appear disgusting, swear, be vulgar, insult everything, be edgy, make fun of fat whale, just act like 4chan Irl. Come on it is not that hard.
>tfw he hasn't texted you back yet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want him to cum in my pussy and have my babies, why are chads like this ree
>>25091459
Why do you faggots pretend to be women? Fuck off.
>>25091459
>that gif
I would fucking light that lolipussy up like it was my last night on earth. Don't even like lolis but there's something unnaturally arousing about Ilya.
>>25091478
It's good b8
>>25091478
You fuck off! Women can be robots too
If you post in this thread, you will gain the ability to give up your body and exist solely in the Wired.
Can I fuck your boypussy, Iwa-chan?
>>25091381
Sounds good to me. Better than going to my minimum wage job tomorrow & having my boss tell me to clean more just because he's always around when the floors are spotless.
>>25091381
something for you
https://kyonpalm.bandcamp.com/track/--2
happy holidays
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/3xe28p/i_had_an_abortion_today/
>I killed my child just because I didn't want more
>YOU GO GIRL
>GIRL POWER
women destroy civilization
>>25090898
What's your point? You can apply the girl power meme to anything.
>i just did a hit and run because i was scared to get caught
>oh its okay girl, cops probably would have harassed you
>gurl he was probz a rapist anyway
>GIRL POWER
The worst part is, I've worked with women that actually think like this.
>>25090898
If you do not want children; if it would derail your life; if it would cause you unwanted guilt, then why perform the acts that may cause it?
This generation is so enamored with the idea of "freedom" meaning free of all consequence.
"I am free to go against the nature of everything, do as I please, and never have to suffer from a course of natural causation from my action." -- this is the defining element of all left-wing SJW politicking.
Who cares.
We should sterilize the lower caste anyway, if we can convince them to do it to themselves then fantastic.
Okay r9k hear me out. I'm a 22 year old hermit who prior to 2 days ago has never even held hands with a girl and I think I just got a gf.
>Wednesday evening
>at the gym at 1am to avoid all the after-work normies
>just me and a couple other people there
>minding my own business as usual when a girl comes up to me
>and by girl I mean a ~ 180 pound, 6 foot 1 body builder black girl
>I'm pretty much a skeleton at 145 and a couple inches shorter for reference
>anyway, this girl keeps making small talk with me and introduces herself
>I think she's just bored and being polite so I talk along
>after about 5 minutes of meeting each other and taking about what time we come to the gym and a restaurant, she loudly proclaims "we are going on a date"
>I haven't been out of the house in 4 days nor talked to anyone in months so in my autistic haze I said "of course" thinking it was just some banter and her complimenting me
>anyway, I give her my phone number, finishing up and go home
>cont.
>hermit goes to a gym for purpose of making thread
what made ye change ye mind to go to the gym?
Is she taller than you?
>tfw no tall black bodybuilder gf
Sounds hot as fuck mang
I've figured it out.
There is a system controlling all of us.
Its fingers are in our minds and our homes and our hearts.
It's in the words we speak and everything we hear. It acts like a filter. You get it when you're young, and it lines all of our societies.
It is telling you I'm crazy, but you think its thoughts are yours.
The only way to break the chains is to realize that we are not the players. The controller has been taken from us, and we are the spectators.
It's everywhere. It's in this, too. We all need to run. Run from what you have and don't look back. Don't try to build it up again. Keep moving. It's the only way to stay free. Good luck.
Please, robots, listen to me.
>>25090198
>>25090222
o-or you could just keep what you have and play the game attempting to be as happy as you possibly can?
>inb4 I'm apart of the system
Just let it happen senpai
Smoking to much ganj Pepe
>Does this intimidate you, anon?
>You are at least this big, right?
>>25090036
oh shit how did u get a picture of my wife?
>>25090044
Why are you shitposting on 4chan on a Friday night if your wife is that hot?
>"not at all. that looks pretty yummy and you're just playing with it."
>takes big wiener away from childish female
>dip it in mustard and slowly guide it towards her mouth.
>"its coming, open your mouth wide, say ahhhh"
