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Why are you guys so bitter and hateful?

Were you all bullied when you were younger?

Explain in a way a normie would be able to understand why you're so bitter and why you would want a "beta uprising" to happen. Please don't use memewords or I won't be able to take your post seriously.
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I'm not bitter and hateful
because i've had experienced real sex numerous times and also sexual intimate relationships with cis females

that the only real reason
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>>25093243
>bullied
>zero tolerance policies actually helped my bullies in school
>mental issues, self esteem and depression caused by bullying and lack of freinds
>feminists think my problems are a joke and so I can't get help, literally every person I've talked to has told me to "man up" or "love myself and be positive"
>feminists are taking my rights away and painting me as more of a creep
>mental issues means I've never had friends or spoken to a woman
>hate everyone, especially the dumb cunts that are women
>faggot normie a like you can't leave my safe space alone without poking me every 5 minutes for a few laughs
That's why I'm going to shoot up my school and kill as many of you as I can
My life has been shit and people like you have ignored my cries for help and thought it was funny as fuck
My only option is to cause as much chaos as possible and hope it wakes you faggots up
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>>25093363
>>That's why I'm going to shoot up my school and kill as many of you as I can
I hope you do desu family

I don't condone it but I understand why it keeps happening the school shootings that is

I don't give a fuck
give them hell robot take 100+ with you

god speed

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Wagecuck wagecuck the time has come! It's here, finally! You've been waiting for it all week, and you finally get your two days off.

Unfortunately history's shown you tend to spend those two days off dreading Monday...shit that's a miserable way to spend your free time. Why not take up a hobby? Go kayaking, explore the woods, venture out into the --

Oh, what's that? Your boss might call you in if he's short-staffed? Shit dude, grab a beer or mix up a drink, you NEED artificial relaxants to cope with that crap.
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i fucking hate you
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>>25093057

...the next round's on me wagekek
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>>25093057

Hatred's bad for the mind anon.

Come on now...embrace love. I love you, after all.

I love you for providing for me with your tax money.

You're running out of time to suck a dick before the year ends.
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I probably would, right now, to be honest.
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I'd let a guy suck my dick, and then reciprocate on his dick. Prefer cut dicks.
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>>25093018
>these responses
I'm in. Any MN boy wanna come trade blowjobs right now

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Have you ever made the mistake of asking your gf about her sexual past?
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I didn't have to. She got drunk enough that she just told me one time.
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>>25092383
>thta kobe pic
JUST
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>>25092422
So....how bad was it?

>got exams back
>had a 90 in the class
>made a 10 on the final exam
>finals are 50% of the final grade
>still in shock that I fucked up this hard
>have to retake the class next semester

JUST
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>>25092017
How does one get a 10% on an exam?
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>>25092061
Calc 2

The teacher ran out of time, so it was all multiple choice, A-J. And at least half of the answers were the same, or so it seemed.
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>>25092061
Not OP but I got 1% today, already emailed the prof and we arranged a meet so I can take a look at the exam, I have no idea it was even possible to get a score this low without handing it in blank

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It's that time again

Anybody have some comfy snow outside their window to share?
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This Deer Park Campground, Washington. Went there for a solo trip the week after the 4th of July and had a blast just relaxing and listening to podcasts.

Everyone thought it was weird to do a solo camping trip though but I like the joy of not having to constantly be trying to entertain someone else
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And a few from the top of Mt. Si, Washington

http://www.wta.org/go-hiking/hikes/mount-si

If I go out in nature a few times a year and bring back a few pictures I can tell all my friends and family I'm not dead
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I'll post a couple

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Why are women such whores? Why cant they not control themselves?
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Why are you against female empowerment, my man?
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Her cuck boyfriend ended up staying with her
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>>25091348

why does that dick look so little? she is using 2 fingers to hold it in place.

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SOMEONE REPLY TO ME ALREADY i'M ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT I DONT HAVE FRIENDS NOT EVEN ANYONE ONLINE I DONT GO OUT AND I DOT EVEN GET ANONS TO TALK TO ME IM MAKING ORIGINAL POSTS FOR 3 HOURS AND NOT ONE REPLY I JUST WANT MY EXISTENCE TO BE NOTICED, ON TOP OF ALL I ALMOST CRIED READING A REALTY CHECK POST.
I'm lonely
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eeeeey wssup familia
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>>25091332
CAPS LOCK ON THE INTERNET IS HOW WE ALL MAKE FRIENDS
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How are you? Don't be sad.

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Traps are the best gender.

I want to be a Trap.

Who's with me?
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>>25090415
me

but being able to pass costs a lot of money, time, and genetic luck

not fun
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>>25090415
I would pay $5,000 for a night with her
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>>25090493
Iktfb

Maybe we should just soduku together?

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Dear J,

I don't want you to be sad or lonely over the holidays. Please stay happy because you are funny and I enjoyed the small amount of time we spent together.

-M
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>pls respond
this comment needs to be original
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Dear J,
I never loved you.
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Dear sadgirl

Just be my god damn girlfriend god damn I'm too cool to say it but just

BE

MY GF

- Cool guy

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Would you live in Japan?
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>>25090290
I'd live in your hand
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>>25090290
it's not actually like muh animes though
I have a sinking feeling that I'd be unhappy no matter where I lived really
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If you took the flag of my country and made a cone with it, it would look like the flag of Japan.

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What was your last great feel, /r9k/, the last truly deep feel you had before you retreated into numbness, unable to feel anything?

It was 7 years ago for me. I was 19. Summer after the first year of college, got together with all the old high school people. They had all done great things the past year, and I had wilted away at community college. After we hung out, I went home and spent 2 hours lying in the backyard staring at the sky thinking about where things went wrong. Then I took a walk and smoked a cigarette and went to bed.

I woke up and haven't felt a thing since.

What about you, robots? When did you replace your flesh with circuitry?
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I think when I ordered my plush wife.

Literally no reason to talk to girls now.
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That gif was like my first relationship in a nut shell

No it wasn't incest
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>IN college for math
>Studied my ass off for test
>Went in confident
>Failed it pathetically
>The word "failure" hung in my mind for weeks
>Dropped out of college
>NEET now, stopped caring

What do you collect /r9k/?
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>>25088860
screencaps of people on omegle
I never post them, but every single person I've spoken to on omegle (and I always have the r9k tags on) I take a cap of. I do it each time I see them as well, so I have multiple images of quite a few people.
I'll probably dump them all in a thread when I eventually leave this board for good
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>>25088937
oh that's interesting. do you save them all in a nice tidy folder like I save my alterhacker?
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>>25088952
I have a few hundred images at this point, I've thought about separating them into subcategories but for now just one folder

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>tfw cuck porn addiction has gotten so bad I've started to intentionally ask my gf to go walking with me in the bad part of the neighborhood because I'm hoping a gang of black men will jump us and she'll get raped while I'm held back and forced to watch

>tfw I've also posted her home address and phone number on craigslist and some other websites hoping she'd get unwanted attention from strange black men, but so far she hasn't said anything to me about it

>tfw haven't had sex with her in over a month now because I can only cum while masturbating to the intense humiliation of losing myself in the fantasy world of hardcore cuck porn
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>>25088517
>tfw can only get off to gangbang porn now
>tfw can only get off if I'm imagining the girl getting raped is Swedish or German getting gang fucked by refugees
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I'm like halfway there. I was subtly hinting that I wouldn't mind a mfm threesome but she just talked about how much she would hate one and how gross it would be
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It's just porn, not real life. Otherwise, the pizza boy would get laid by milfs with every delivery. Get a grip.

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/r9k/ Omegle Thread

http://www.omegle.com/

Tags are r9k and robot9k
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kiki where
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Is that the girl who made Vaporwave?
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>mfw I want to join but I'm an autistic sperglord who is afraid of social interaction

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