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>tfw I'll never lose weight
>tfw picked up smoking to help me regulate my appetite. didn't work
>tfw now fat and smoker
>
I can't get myself to exercise. I will never lose weight. Might aswell end it now.
Who else /fatfuck/ here?
I fasted my self skinny. Lost hair while at it. Fuckmylife.dll
>>25103519
>can't diet
>starts smoking thinking that added stress/cravings will help
holy fuck you're literally brain dead
>>25103563
It actually kinda worked for about 2 weeks, lost a few pounds. But once I go used to smoking it stopped working.
>hi babe
Banban ka! Ahahaha.
>>25103302
Hi jesus
>>25103322
haha. baliw
>Go on bus today
>Just want to go to mcdonalds, havent been out for weeks
>Only one seat on bus
>Cute girl
>I look at her
>After some time she turns round and gives me a friendly smile
>I cum instantly and visibly
>Get kicked off bus
What happened to me
>>25102948
>I cum instantly and visibly
>>25102962
the visibility isnt instant, just a few moments later
the actual flow is instant though
>I cum instantly and visibly
Well shit
Would it entice you more if she had a dick /r9k/?
You can be honest....
It absolutely would.
Where's her boobs
>>25102388
it legitimately would
>tfw ugly
Who know that feel?
>>25102362
nigger you ugly as fuck desu senpai
you look fine seriously
look at people like eggman and shit and stop feeling sorry for yourself
i know that feel
im 18 and everyone on here tells me i look like im in my mid 30s
I'm going to use up all my life energy until my heart stops beating. Didn't sleep for almost 40 hours now and jerked off at least 30 times since then, my dick is sore and gettin an erection is difficult now.
Have to masturbatre with semi-hardons and mixing up 3DPD porn with hentai and eroge. Also after like 6th fap the cum stopped coming out since I used it all up, there is no more.
I'm so tired I can barely walk, I wonder how much time do I have until I die, hopefully I will have time to put my dick inside my pants before I lose consciousness. I don't want to be found with my penis outside.
>>25102356
being caught with your pants down will be less embarassing than the hours of hentai on your computer
>>25102356
>30 times
>in 40 hours
I don't believe you.
>>25102356
You're just gonna pass out and wake up about 20 hours later
>hearts been hurting for a few weeks randomly throughout the day
>go to doctor about it
>they scan my heart and do some crap idk
>turns out my heart has a good 2-3 seconds every now and then where it just stops then goes back to beating
>they wanna hook me up on some thing for 24hours to monitor my heart
>can't then because i'm was going on a 2 week holiday
>come back
>go see the doctor again
>he tells me to call some place today and get the monitor thingy
>this was two days ago
>was out for the rest of the day and got home at like 6 and assumed it was closed
>"i'll call them tomorrow"
>I didn't
>they're closed on weekends
>going to sisters place to spend christmas on monday
>tfw my heart has been hurting a lot more lately
>right now it's aching
>I think i'm gonna die
>>25102207
Yeah RIP.
At least live stream it thenAnd be original
>>25102766
if I begin a full blow heart attack or whatever i'll quickly hop on my twitch but right now it's just pain
>get a job with decent salary and still a lot of free time
>lose weight and start getting fit and slender
>start dressing properly, take care of my hair and skin, even fix my teeth
>get some decent hobbies like hiking, carpenting, even playing an instrument
>start going out by myself to the movies and to the bar just to get the hang of it
>still no gf
Fuck this world, what's the point of living like this? What else needs to be done?
talk to a girl lol
>>25102028
>going out to the movies and bars alone
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
>don't do things with people
>why am i single
Really now
What should we say to this roasty Stacy? Come on dubbots
Tell her you want to overdose on her.
Ask her what about you caught her eye.
>Stacy, great to see you again
wtf i dunno you
>Classic Stacy, pretending like we dont know eachother
lol wtf i really dunno you
>What are you doing on Tinder
hihi jusy bored what are you doing
>Im looking for a girl to join me at Christmas dinner so my mom will stop asking when i get a girlfriend
hahaha omg lmoa
>Interested in joining? You are not allowed to be ugly
lol mayby
>Whats your number?
something like that
>tfw no autistic gf who secretly has an amazing body
>tfw no autistic emo gf who secretly has an amazing body
>>25101699
She still fucks chad over you.
>tfw awkward low self-confidence girlfriend who secretly has an amazing body
What cheat code do I use to quit being such a quivering pussy all the time?
>>25101583
up up left down a b and i forgot the rest.
>>25101583
nofap
i mean seriously. enter nofap in google
>>25101583
Cheat code? what? This isn't a video game
How far on the JUST scale are you?
i'm diffused with bald spots all over the vertex
>>25101551
Between a 2 and a 3? Weird that there isn't a halfway point between those.
But anyways I'm only 21, just fuck my whole life up family
>>25101551
my boyfriend is nw4 and he makes me look bad because he looks like an old man
ITT: normie "advice" you're tired of hearing
>no one can love you until you love yourself!
just go outside b urself
go do something productive with ur life and stop being lazy xD
>>25101516
>stop playing so many video games
>get a haircut
>just smile
>just be social
>You're kinda a cute for a shy girl you should try talking more
I fucking hate when they say this or something similar to me
Fucking normies ammirite?
I am leaving now. This board has become nothing but some faggot repeatedly making wagecuck threads, and attention seeking whores pretending they are lonely.
i feel you op
Its been really really bad lately
See you next Monday
My filter has been really high lately, iktf OP.
So /r9k/, What do you think of ugly girls?
Any of you have a weird fetish for girls you know are ugly?not even burn victim ugly either, just natural born ugly
Get your Daily Dose
>>25101502
Almost every woman is ugly, but they have good makeup skills.
Most uglies are either too religious, lebians or want Chad. There's no point.
