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Post the first 10 songs that come up on your iPod when you put it on shuffle and r8 and h8 other robots' tastes
1. Can't take my eyes off of you - Frankie Valli
2. You Make My Dreams - Hall & Oats
3. Oh Yeah - Yello
4. Look On Down From the Bridge - Mazzy Star
5. Africa - Toto
6. Mrs Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel
7. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
8. Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons
9. Ashokan Farewell - Jay Ungar
10. Alcohol is Free - Koza Mostra
>>25100010
1.Our House- Madness
2.Baggy Trousers- Madness
3.Moving to New York- The Wombats
4.I Ran- A Flock of Seagulls
5.In the Aeroplane Over the Sea- Neutral Mil Hotel
6.The Boy With a Thorn in his Side- The Smiths
7. Come Together- The Beatles
8. The Headmaster Ritual- The Smiths
9. Oh! You Pretty Things- David Bowie
10. Don't Stop Me Now- Queen
Rate or hate friendos.
1. Kingpin - Jake Bugg
2. Mississippi Kid - Lynyrd Skynyrd
3. Home And Dry - Gerry Rafferty
4. Suffer Well - Depeche Mode
5. Some Might Say - Oasis
6. Flick Of The Finger - Beady Eye
7. Bring It On Down - Oasis
8. The Dying Of The Light - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
9. The Mother We Share - The Chvrches
10. The Show Must Go On - Pink Floyd
>>25100010
Africa is a good song - I don't really know the others (maybe I'd recgonise them if I heard them) so I can't r8
>>25100010
1. Intervention - Banner Pilot
2. Bringin' it Backwards - Lifetime
3. 1612 Havenhurst - Off With Their Heads
4. Storms - The Appleseed Cast
5. Eye-5 - Jawbreaker
6. Heal the Star - J Mascis
7. Mononokay - Sorority Noise
8. Radio - Gunmoll
9. Radicalized - Desaparecidos
10. Walk - Snuff
You're about to leave a party when you notice this girl passed out in a chair.
What do you do?
Protip: There's only one right answer
>>25099613
Nothing. Unless she's dressed in something like Lolita she's to be ignored. Why the hell am I at a party anyway?
Steal her tampons and boof them up my ass.
>>25099613
Approach her with a question opener, DHV, neg her, run the cube
Anyone here just genuinely not interested in getting a gf?
If I actually had money, I'd rather spend it on things I've wanted to buy for years instead of blowing $200 on a single night out with a girl.
>>25099467
What if you got sex that night?
>>25099491
You can find whores for less.
Post three things you actually enjoy right now.
I'll start. I like:
1. Orange juice with low pulp
2. Heavy blankets in cold weather
3. The jeans I'm wearing
What do you like, anon?
1. Music, just barely
2. Alcohol
3. Sleeping
>heavily buttered bagels
>I just bought a jeep, I love it
>my dad gave me a flannel for my birthday, it's coming in handy for the mild winter
1. shitposting and making fake femanon threads
2. drawing
3. eggs
Who /birthday/ here?
>18 now
>parents are having a huge fight
>just spending my time in front of my laptop
>shitposting like always
Im not sure if this is worth it
>>25099432
Post dick
Bloxx
>>25100369
I have a long distance relationship bf, also my dick isnt anything special and you will just get disappointed by it
You faggots think you have it hard?
Try being a woman for just ONE day.
https://youtu.be/9yMFw_vWboE
Yeah I just got beat up, spit on, called things a thousand times worse and that was an average day for me in High School and all I did was be short and wear glasses.
Women have it so tough.
>>25098847
>no guy wants to have sex with a virgin
did they even bother to think about these
>>25098847
>Don't be a slut
Good advice if you ask me.
What went wrong? Why are our women so shit?
>non whites on their knees sucking the white mans cock
Perfect
Jewish "cultural" influence. The greedy and depraved demonic Jew cares only about monetizing temporary animalistic pleasures.
>>25098607
>that cock
>white
post your face if you're a virgin and never had a gf
>>25097370
The women in that pic are full of shit
>>25097370
who the fuck are those people?
>>25097370
Who is 22? She's really pretty.
What's the best way to kill yourself?
>>25095580
Gun to the head probably the best and quickest way to go. Some poisons will make you go to sleep and kill you while you sleep so long as no one finds you. Why you asking?
Through death
>>25095580
getting a career.
rose bread, come here rosebud
edition: rose is a whoer?
answer: yes
>>25095526
What's that in her hand? A few euros? A taser? A ps2 memory card?
For fucks sake
you are always meant to start the thread with a qt pic
gosh!
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026546547/ if you have shit games don't bother mystery plz add me
mMYSTERY YOU SLUT ADD ME
still waiting for MEEKZ to readd me
are you trying to break my heart you meanie! i said to at least tell me before you removed me.
FUCK MEEKZ
WE ARE FRIENDS NOW
>there are not only people out there who get to have sex but that they get to have sex frequently in a relationship
Does it ever blow your mind that most people are having sex? It feels like something so alien and unattainable that I find it difficult to process that for some people it's as ordinary as buying groceries or going for a drive.
I'm not sure if I could physically even have sex at this point, I can only bust a nut in a specific way (sitting down, with my cock poking out the side of my boxers as if it's acting as a cock ring).
>>25092867
STFU DON'T REMIND ME
>>25092867
>Does it ever blow your mind that most people are having sex?
Yeah. If I had two buttons in front of, one granting me a loving relationship and all my sexual needs fulfilled while the other granted me all the junk food and alcohol I could ever want, and I wouldn't get fat from it, I'd press the junk food/alcohol button. I have been sober for a week now and don't really even want to drink, but I know what it is like and I enjoy it whereas I haven't a fucking clue what physical intimacy is like.
Now that I think about it I wasn't really hugged or anything that sort when I was a kid and have felt shame towards sex and sexuality ever since I was 5 (when I learned to read). Oh well.
Dilweed/Ashley Jones thread.
Post Ashley
Discuss Ashley
No Rosefags allowed
sHeS sO qUiRkY!!!!1
>>25092794
And very thick as well.
>>25092660
we /comfy/ now
Who here /hates/ this plant here? And all the culture that goes along with it? Stoner hate thread.
>>25092598
do you hate marijuana but smoke tobacco?
I like that plant.
>>25092598
it beats being sober
Are people actually racist on this board? Does that mean none of you would date a cute black grill?
>>25091839
I hate niggers and believe in slavery and jim crow. Doesnt mean i would kill for a qt nigger gf. Not having one makes me hate niggers even more
I had a date with a cute black girl yesterday and she catfished me. This says nothing about cute black girls as a whole, but reaffirms my prejudice concerning cute girls in general.
>>25091839
I don't automatically hate black people unless they're ghetto niggers
But I find them physically repulsive
So no I wouldn't date one
Not that it matters, since I'm short and negresses are probably the world's biggest height queens, except maybe for South Koreans
t.
shitskin manlet
