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>get prescribed accutane to deal with my horrible acne
>"there will be some mild drying and some other effects may occur but overall it's going to be very painless and you'll be happy with the results"
>30mg twice a day, every day for 6 months
>get to month 4
>extremely dry and cracked skin
>lips are red and puffed at all times, going through chapstick like it's water
>dehydrated at all times
>extremely irritable due to inability to sleep
>muscle pains
>psoriasis outbreaks on arms and face
>and the most fun of all, amplifies feelings of worthlessness and depression
>tell the doctor about this shit, especially how depressed I'm feeling
>pulled off it
>saw zero change in my acne over that time so basically I wasted my fucking time and money
This was 3 years ago. My brain is still fucked up and I'm on SSRIs now. But hey, all in the name of being attractive, eh?
>>25103347
>this drug
>any different than selling your soul to the devil
I cried more in my two months on this shit than the rest of my life combined. This is the ultimate in brain rape. My face looks clear now tho.
>>25103347
You're an idiot man, you should of finished the course.
MFW
>80 mg accutane 6 months
>extremely dry and cracked skin but used aquaphor for the lips and cetaphil lotion everyday
>bones and joints so dry i had to halt lifting
>gf cheated and broke up with me after 2 years
>engineering school
now
>clear ass fucking skin
>worth
your brain was fucked before accutane
>>25103347
>finally get peer pressured into smoking weed
>it's 40%THC and i wasn't told this
>develop a panic disorder and have full blown physical panic attacks nearly every day
>now i'm stuck on xanax
>white boy
likes lanklets and has a fetish for gooks or ladyboys
>asian boy
likes girls who are borderline prepubescent and make shitty uguu kawaii faces (white men can be in this category too)
>hispanic & black boy
usually likes cottage cheese asses and "independent" women
>Arab man
likes most types of females, not too skinny, not too fat, great appreciator of curves and feminine features and behaviors (not pedo-tier like asian/white preferences and not completely disgustinya like hispanics/blacks)
Why are Arab men so /hightest/?
>>25103312
what an absolutely horrid photoshop
Arab men intimidate me...
allahu akhbar mohammed jihad
>women will stretch out their vaginas to cavernous proportions, then wonder why a normal penis doesn't satisfy them
>women actually believe they have magical vaginas that snap back into position and will lock onto your normal girth penis after shoving huge dildos up inside of them on the regular
>they literally believe their vagina cannot deteriorate while the rest of their body does that exact same thing
>they literally believe all vaginas are the exact same size and have the exact same tightness and the only differing factor is how aroused they are
>tfw girthy dick
I kind of cursed t.b.h.
I'm literally 6 inches around. I don't know much about vaginas, but I'm sure that it would be uncomfortable for most.
>muscles get weaker from being used
lol that is literally what you believe op
>>25103327
I actually know that feel, Anon.
>Average length
>Above average girth
>massive head.
Good luck trying to get any ladies to give you oral. And they complain because it's uncomfortable.
Do women even like sex?
Yes. Just not with you.
Yes, you're thinking like they did in the 50's.
>>25103196
They do, only with Chad tho
>tfw I haven't had a friend in 6 years
I've had (until a year ago or so) peers, colleagues, whatever you call them. But I haven't had a real friend to talk to in a long time, and even then I didn't really make good use of the brief moments I had close friends.
And let's not talk about female friends, I never had one. God I'd love a female close friend to talk to and listen to, even more than fuck a woman. I can just wank myself to oblivion when I get horny but having no one to talk to all these years, with all these thoughts and worries clogging up one by one in my head until my mind is so cloudy I can't even think or function straight anymore.
I also want to listen to them, hear their troubles. It's been so long seeing only people's surfaces I feel completely desensitized of them. I can't help but not see people. I know they all have their troubles, many have problems much bigger than mine, but I never see that, I just see their outer selves. And it's been so long like that I can't even imagine them as anything else. Specially women. Since I've never had one open herself to me in any close way, I just can't relate to them at all and I only have bitter thoughts when I meet one.
I read lots of stories here about people and their troubles but the internet is so impersonal it's just not the same.
I'm sure having a close friend (specially a female friend), watch them open to me a little and open myself a little to them would help me feel more connected to people and society again, and on the long run maybe even function like a normal person again.
When I was younger I kept telling myself I enjoyed this, I enjoyed solitude, that it's just how I am, that I can live without people. I was lying to myself. It's true what they say, humans are social creatures. Some can be more introverted and need some time alone, but long term isolation leads only to disorders and anxiety, and the longer you stay alone the harder it gets to go back to normal.
Anyone knows this feel?
Oh yes. I've been isolated for a long time too. I've never had a real friend ever. Never had an online friend either.
I went out for a coffee with 2 great people (friends) today, but reluctantly. Seeing that there are other people out there who'd kill to be in my position makes me feel sad and ungrateful.
>>25103417
I know how you feel. I usually will turn down requests to meet friends if I have work the next day or something and it makes me feel like shit when I read how many people on /r9k/ are completely friendless
but my best friend, the one who I speak with more than any one else, is leaving the city, so I may be losing that very soon...
You're walking through the park with your new found qt Japanese gf who likes you for who you are in the inside. A Chad comes nearby.
>Ay Yo girl watchu b doin wit dat beta loser, com to mai crib so I show yu a tru man.
ANON, WHAT DO YOU SAY
Welp, cya! have a good night!
>leaving the house
get out normie
Fuck off nigger
>then probably get shot
>"Anon, chad just called, hes gunna be here in five minutes! What are you waiting for??!?! put you face back there and get me ready!"
she looks kinda old
>>25103001
and fat too, for that matter
arm fat don't lie
Yes, female who gave birth to me.
>tfw dad thinks I have a girlfriend now because he found my crossdressing clothes
>"I'm so happy for you, anon. You should bring your girlfriend to dinner some time, you don't need to hide her from me heh."
>tfw he seems so proud of me for finally getting a girlfriend
I can't deal with this feel. Should I tell him the truth or just continue going along with his misinterpretation?
>>25102981
Tell him the truth then suck his dick.
Don't tell
Just make some excuse why she dumped you
>not employed or something and try act sad for a while
>>25102981
Your dad knows. He's lying to himself to cope with the truth. He's probably already drinking as we speak.
whi /femNEET/ here
only men can be neet
kill yaself lass
a female NEET is just a normal woman and would never be identified as such.
what the fuck is this shit
now normies are even capitalizing on depression
>>25102876
>now normies are even capitalizing on depression
What do you think jew pharma sellers do, goyim?
>>25102876
nothing is sacred to normies when it comes to getting attention and money
if you think there's something that they won't do, it's not because they actually respect it, it's because they know they can't get away with it yet
this is an objectively true fact that cannot be disproven
>>25102898
well atleast the stoners are getting something out of it
Who /wantssexbutnogf/ here? All I'm interested in is sex, anything besides that doesn't appeal to me. I turn down opportunities of fucking girls because everything besides the sex is painfully boring.
im just a homebody. i don't know how chad finds the energy to keep going, like an energizer bunny but all i wanna do is be lazy.
Same. 1738484839
>go on craigslist
>look for no strings attached listings
>limit it to 18yo
>fuck a bunch of teen stacies, look and act like a virgin to get out of using a condom>they'll never know I was the one who had AIDS
>"IM ONE OF YOU!!!"
lmao
>>25102606
he looks so happy. that newfag can drown in it.
Could just be a friend. It would be hilarious if she weren't though, I love it when people robots look up to turn out to be socially capable people.
You are supposed to feel good for Eggy, he is the man
Big bully~~~
Which matches your mating habits, /r9k/?
Well they all successfully mate, so none of them.
I just want to be a blue lizard
>>25102470
Blue with a dash of yellow
>tfw enjoying Christmas with no looming dread of going back to work
Wagecucks won't know this feel :^) never mind lads!
>>25102439
femNEET here, I personally prefer wageguys like pic related instead of neetbetas, they can't support me and buy me gifts like alpha wagemen
>tfw waking up on a weekday with a blanket of snow on the ground
>tfw family has all gone to work/school
>whole house to yourself for like 5 hours
>>25102478
I love this feel.
what did he said?
he saidnetflix and chill
>>25102149
"I got all amiibo at MSRP"
i'm gonna fuck you in the butt
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