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Is this porn star a 10/10 to you?
That's not a porn star.
I think it's a facebook meme.
>>25111000
All I see is a pic of Dani Daniels anon, are you hallucinating?
fuck
how do i wake up
Who /atheist/ here?
The euphoric feel is not a good one.
I can't browse /pol/ anymore either.
Don't kid yourself, most of /pol/ is atheist. In fact almost every single poll on religiosity on /pol/ returns with majority atheist results.
>>25110940
The Christfags are an extremely loud minority though.
It triggers me, makes me feel like shit.
Atheist here. Nobody cares what you don't believe in.
>brother is breaking up with his girlfriend on good terms
>he will be living in the nearby city so he can see his daughter every day
>invited me to live with him for a few months
>said yes
Any of you guys in that position before? It's going to be tough as fuck dealing with the breakup and I want to be there with him. It's just that when he gets angry, he gets a little verbally abusive, he doesnt even realise he's doing it. What stuff should I establish with him before I move in? I'm dealing with mental health stuff at the moment too. I don't want us to just end up hating each other by the end of it.
>girlfriend
>daughter
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>25110701
Welcome to the real world, faggot. Those are two things you'll never have anyway.
>comes here asking for advice about a normie problem from robots
>proceeds to insult a robot
just get out
If your son or daughter came to you one day and said, "I have same-sex attraction," (maybe not in those exact words, but, you know, gay or something) how would you react?
>>25110375
Easy. I will never have a son/daughter
>implying I will ever have the chance to procreate
that's nice dear, now get back in the basement
u jelly of my corpse hand?
is very nice hand, very holdable
nothing corpsey about it
>>25110327
check out this sweet box cutter my job gave me
>tfw mine just broke
Anyone else know this feel? Been using mine for 2 years now so there's lots of sentimental value to it
>>25110251
fuck senpai. i haven't used one in years. when mine broke i never replaced it and just stopped using them ;-;
What is a shower cup.
>tfw your mom threw your shower cup out
That's just wasteful. Now I have to get a new one.
>Tfw look fine in clothes but no one wants to be with me after hey see my disgusting body
>>25110135
girl? bl0sx
>>25110135
Are u dude or a ladydude?
>>25110135
lol the odd future boxers really pull together the image of being a total faggot
>Go into little sisters room to tell her to turn down her nigger music
>Twerking on video for some fucking refugee looking mudslimefuck who goes to her school
Western society is over. Everything our ancestors fought for is over.
>sister asks me to record her doing some nigger dance move with nigger music blasting
>uploads it to some app called musically or something
>mfw that app has over 80% of people doing the same thing
I don't know how thats entertaining. It's truely over
The internet killed innocence.
Parents should really monitor their child's internet usage or don't let them use it at all.
White culture has no place in the new world order
>Play CS 1.6 and Runescape with my close Steam friend for years.
>Last online: 2 years ago
I hope one day you come back.
The feels are strong.
>be 22
>still have people on my Skype friends list from my 14-18 year old PC gaymen days
>none of them have been online in ages
Makes me cry every time
>>25110047
iktf (fuck off robot)
>>25110201
I didn't come here to feel
How many of you robots align with this show?
i'm not sick but i'mnot well
and i'm so hot
cause i'm in hell
>>25109920
best British comedy desu, probably the only one I like infact (I am British)
Last few series were pretty shoddy though, just the odd laugh.
>>25109920
the finale ended just as I pictured it, things did not go well for them, and I'd have it no other way.
Is 380 good enough to kill someone if shot point blank in the back of the head? I need to know for a science paper.
>>25109861
I would shoot them, more then once, to be sure...
>>25109861
Yes.
lol muted. But yeah, a 380 has more than enough power to ruin the fuck out of a brain, especially from the back.
>>25109861
Of course it is.. But why not go for a used and true round like a 9mm/45/.40 that is used almost daily.
Okey robots, lets share our 2016 goals
>lose weight
>get gf
>stop being a virgin
So basically same goals as for fucking 2015
I just want to go back to school to finish my degree. And a group of friends.
>>25109823
>So basically same goals as for fucking 2015
What stopped you from finishing those goals?
>>25109823
So you mean the same goals for every year?
What is the rarest item that you own?
My brother and I once got a coupon for a free taco from taco bell and it had no expiration date. He's still got it in his collection.
Sealed can of Pepsi that contains no Pepsi.
I stole a girls socks years ago.... Still have it.
>a few books so obscure I could not find them anywhere online
>a coin collection with some really old and hard to find shit
/r9k/ help me.
>Get dragged to aunt's birthday party at local pub (says a lot about our family/town)
>At least 25 people in our group
>Agonize over menu for ten minutes
>Give up and order tendies
>Sitting around
>Imouto Rees a mighty REEEEEEEEEEEE and starts kicking at things
>Mom downs her drink, grabs the kid, tells stepdad to cancel her order
>We all came in one car, so stepdad downs his drink and leaves
>I stay because tendies
>Now stuck at party at a local pub with 25-ish extended family members
>Grandma's already asking about jobs
This is hell. Why do they do this to me?
Might as well share your stories too, robots.
Pic related is a good representation. Will provide pics upon request.
>>25109678
Get drunk. If you don't care what they think about you, you would have fun.
>>25109678
how old are you? also post a pic
Why did your sister ree?
>went on holiday with family on holiday
>chose a cheap youth-oriented location with clubs and normies and chads and stacies; rather than an expensive but quiet family/senior area
>spend the week feeling like shit due to weather and jet lag and not doing anything
>wake up at noon, tan with mom for the afternoon, go out to have dinner then come home and go to bed, hating life throughout
>one day sitting outside of hotel room, looking tired and pissed
>old man staying nearby walks by and asks "enjoying all this staying up, partying and drinking, eh?"
>say "haha, yeah"
>tfw it was a complete fucking lie
>tfw i will never be normie or chad
kill me please
failed normies pls
Did you get at least drunker than fuck and eat some chicken fingers?
>>25111464
didnt touch any alcohol (or women) throughout
