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>tfw you only get matched up with fatties on tinder
>tfw thin and tall
>tfw you only get matched with chads
Youre an autistic robot. Stop putting yourself on a pedastle
>>25108666
Gaylord
>>25108690
I'm a fembot you idiottt deal with it
Anyone else watch sports now that nerd culture is mainstream? This is the new counterculture, basketball to be precise. Basketball is the world's greatest game.
>>25108529
Yes. I'm a Knicks fan.
basketball is literally normie: the sport
baseball is where it's at
>>25108544
>baseball
[muffled clapping in the distance]
>tfw you will never buy the rights to a drug and hike the price by 5000% and make millions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB6AybM4Cs
can't outsmart the mart
is martin shkreli a robot? He plays lol and talks about memes on his stream
>keeps degenerate fags from getting their HIV meds
>and makes money off of it
the hero of our time
>>25108559
>LoL and memes
haha such a robot xDD
kill yourself
I'm lonely
Recommend me some anime so I can forget >tfwnogf
Haven't watched anything before, give me something good
Berserk.
Ignore every single other recommendation....that isn't Cowboy Bebop.
Onegai teacher
Legend of the Galactic Heroes if you want to be respected and not another fucking normie
if this fat piece of shit can get money and a gf, why can't you?
He got lucky. Next thing you gonna post lottery winners and ask us why didn't we just win the lottery?
>>25108482
Because you need the first to get the second.
>>25108509
>He got lucky.
NEETs actually believe this
>hey anon how are you
>im doing allright
>allright cool
how long do I need to keep lying?
>>25108466
the reverse is worse
>how are you
>terrible
>haha ok bye
Just give into the hate.
It fuels you. Gives you purpose. It gives a meaning to life to see every single person you despise, suffer under their own mediocrity.
Fuck everything.
>>25108466
or you could say not too good...
which leads to people asking you why whats wrong
which leads into conversation and possibly relate able interactions
fucking autisto.
Who /poorcarfag/ here?
I have a Honda accord that was once pristine when I bought her. Now there's huge dents on the door and front bumper.
Anyone else know the humiliating feel of driving around in a car that could be easily repaired yet can't afford to fix a single thing on it and if it breaks your totally fucked?
You can't afford 400-600 dollars to fix that dent?
How old are you?
Also, you shouldn't be driving cars if you can't afford to fix them. That's plain calling out suicide. I'm surprised you're able to even put gas on that accord
>>25108442
Maybe you shouldn't drive like shit then, you fucking normie.
I just got my Bachelor's yesterday. I was gonna make a post last night but I got too fucked up
I always thought I was gonna have a big party with my classmates when this day came. Instead I spent the night at my place getting drunk and high on my own while watch Adult Swim.
At some point I threw up all over myself and in my drunken state I put my clothes in the dryer instead of the washer before passing the fuck out.
My place still smells like evaporated barf and my neck hurts from the postion I passed out in
OH MY FUCKING GOD NOT EVEN ON R9K WILL PEOPLE TALK TO ME!!
THAT IS IT I AM FUCKING DONE!!!
FUCK Y'ALL, YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE CHADS AND NORMIES
ill talk
Congratulations on graduating! Who cares if a bunch of normies don't celebrate with you, you'll always have /r9k/ :^)
I found this while skimming through normiebook... REEEEE
>>25108372
lmao. flip that shit
>>25108372
Do you hate yourself? Why would browse normiebook?
>>25108417
I was looking at some stuff about Trump.. then i went to the homepage and found this bullshit
I'm terrified, guys
I don't want to grow old.
I don't want to wake up one morning with the realization that my time is near.
I don't want to spend my days wishing I were young again.
I'm 45 years old and a NEET. I'm tired of wasting away as time only goes faster.
Dude you have lived over half your life and are still a NEET. Don't be afraid of waking up and finding out you've wasted your life. You already have.
Neets confirmed btfo
>>25108354
Who's that guy?
>comment not original
Fucking nigger
Can we have a robot ylyl thread?
>>25108229
this ones bretty funny
>>25108229
I don't see the piece of shit...is it in her hair?
Man, changing babies is a messy fucking operation.
>>25108229
What are we supposed to laugh at? How wrong it is?
What do you robots think of /pol/'s only active webcomic series?
http://gijinka.blogspot.my/
It has 19 chapters so far
>>25108190
Story timing chapter 1
>>25108190
WTF man it's a virus!
Fuck you
>>25108205
The art's decent
Do we have a name for the roasties and fembots that come on here that contradict their advice all of the time? I think we should call them "Shelley". Shelly is a very bitchy name.
>>25108061
listen, fembots are the only females I have respect for. They don't hate us, at least not yet. If we keep bitching about them then they will, though. So seriously, stop.
>>25108103
>They don't hate us
yes they do you whiteknight cuck
they want us for beta bux while they get their alpha fux
Cathy
>Gay, but can't stand faggots and ladyboys
>Hate Muslims, but they are the chemo that fixes feminism
>Don't like the Republican party, but the Democrats aren't any more appealing
who /conflicted/ here?
Tell me.
How did you become gay?
>>25108038
One inch at a time
>>25108085
I was hoping for a green txt
What a great crowd tonight! How's everyone doing?
Me? I'm doing great. How could I not? The life of a femNEET is the best life you can live! If reincarnation exists, just set my soul to autorenew for femNEET every time!
We got any NEET boys in the audience? Good, I need some new orbiters to spend their neetbux on my lavish lifestyle! But don't think you'll get this PUSS-AYYYYY!
Don't think I forgot about you, wagefellas. Wanna go get dinner? I'm paying. Well, I'm not paying, my neetbeta's mom is technically painting. I promise him the occasion hug and "I really like you" and he's shelling all his allowance to me! Save your money, wagechad. Spend it on condoms and wet wipes (for when you cum on my face!)
Although recently one of my neetbeta orbiters cut me off. Well, cut himself off. I rejected him and he slit his wrists! I know, right?!?
Anyway, that's my time. Wagechads, call me! Neetbetas spoil me! Wagiefems, don't worry, I'll keep your bf busy while you're at work mUs femNEETs have the freedom to do that. And SO MUCH MORE.
Goodnight everyone!
>>25107994
About as funny as amy schumer
>>25107994
>I'm not paying, my neetbeta's mom is technically painting
BOOOOOOO
>>25107994
another great routine by the femNEET queen! Another rose wine please, waiter. Don't worry, one of my neetboy orbiters will get the tab
