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>"It's gay to fuck trannies"
Pretty sure no gay man would be physically attracted to this.
If it didnt have a dick
>>25111322
>comes to /r9k/ to have his insecurities about wanting to fuck Bailey Jay approved
You're just gay OP, the sooner you come to accept this the better.
>>25111383
ok, what if you just got a BJ from a tranny and didnt have to touch the dick?
gay or no?
Hello people. I come here to do an AmA.
An acquaintance of mine told me I should come here and do this. So here I go. I'm 28 years old, I'm a psychotherapist, I live in a "third-world" country, I'm fairly successful economically, and in 2016 I'll be marrying the most beautiful and kind anthropologist. We were childhood friends and then ended up meeting again in a mutual friend's birthday party when we were like 22 years old. He also insisted that I must state that I'm a functional member of society, it seems kind of weird to write it while addressing anonymous readers.
That's all about me he asked me to tell you. So, there you go, ask me anything. I'll answer anything you ask, but I won't break the confidentiality between patient and therapist, nor will I reveal details that may end in identification of myself or any of my patients.
Also, English is not my native language. I picked it up as a second language when I was around 14 years old, so please excuse if my English is not as sharp as it should be.
What? Why? No.
how do i sort my life out
>>25111230
I'm sorry, am I supposed to answer those questions? Are they legitimate questions?
I'm kind of confused by this response.
Hey robots I picked up programming a few years ago after a programming thread I saw. Recently I started working on a game and I thought it could be a fun experience to live stream myself developing it. Then other robots could pop in with ideas, tips and design. I don't want to do it for no one to be in the audience so I would like to know your opinion.
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If you start streaming in the 10 minutes I'll stick around for a bit and watch.
It's really fucking hot over here so I have nothing better to do.
>>25111162
probably not right now. Maybe in half an hour
>>25111106
I would watch. But I don't have a lot to contribute.
>Always pee standing up without raising the toilet seat up
>obviously there's a lot of piss each time but I wipe it off with toilet paper
Is everyone doing that as well? I recently realise that's quite disgusting if everybody do it
>current year
>not pissing in the sink
Get a load of this chump, robots
That's my system, but it works because I have good aim and nobody else uses my bathroom.
>>25111083
Now when i do it i think about my mother and father sitting bare ass in my piss
How long have you been neet /r9k/?
I have been a neet and I have been a wagecuck and both are horrible ways to live
I'm a student. Government sends me money while I study at tech school.
NEETs should move to Australia.
>>25111011
fucking... this
After high school i was unemployed all year. and it fucking sucked not having a job. but then i got a job at a store for three months and it fucking sucked. shit pay half of my money went into gas. and i never had any fucking time to myself. and everyone was such a jerk. then i got laid off. in late 2013.. its been years now and the longer my unemployment is the less and less likely i am to be hired.
and just being in a shitty small white trash town all the time with no money and nothing to do but internet is a horrible life as well.
how do you beat the neet wagecuk cycle?
is it even possible or are we trapped here
what meds are you on r9k?
pic related I take these
Dayquil, I got a cold ;_;
>black cherry flavor
shoulda picked coke
Ritalin senpai, work work work.
/r9k survey/
Post:
>Age
>Nationality
>Height
>Weight
>Age You Lost Your Virginity:
>Number of Sexual Partners
>Are you depressed or considering suicide?
I'll start.
>18
>US
>5'11
>155 lbs.
>N/A (haven't)
>0
>Yes to both
>>25110470
>19
>SWE
>187cm
>120kg
>17
>2
>Yep, doing it any day now
>>25110470
>20
>US
>5'3"
>116lbs
>N/A
>N/A
>Yes and not yet.
Who /ASMR/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rilm33QGBU8
>>25110446
I used to like ASMR but then I realized all those women are truly craving chad cock
>>25110446
Fuck that makes me feel pretty damn uncomfortable
I listen to Japanese ASMR because it has plenty of big sister/motherly types.
It seems Japanese weeaboos are really into gfd/rr.
>yfw women's boobs are getting bigger with every generation
>yfw titlets will one day be bred out of existence
What about that hate against titlets?
I'm intimidated by large tits.
GMO
M
O
>>25110098
Nothing wrong with a flat chest and a good ass
Dumped out my jug that has been sitting for a week. Smelled rank. Quit drinking for a bit, but tomorrow is gameday, so i'll be piss drunk by noon, hopefully.
Will be watching it on my PC in my room, with my jug in the closet, beer in the minifridge. Won't have to leave at all.
how cloudy is your piss?
>>25109848
not cloudy at all. why?
>>25109725
I used to unironically keep pissbottles in a row in my room
So anon, what do you listen to?
what do you say?
>>25109666
Fats Domino
Whatever, I don't really enjoy artists or genres, just specific songs.
A lot of metal and rap though.
taylor swift
2bh desu senpai
>cant fap for 2 more weeks
>bruises on my penis make even getting an erection feel awful
>wake up at night with stabbing pain in my groin when I have the gf dream
how do I quickly get rid of the desire for sex without fapping?i-its not usually this small I swear
green text the stabbing?
And we are guys, you should understand how the fapping lust works. Maybe the pain will cause you to stop the fap.
Avereage keyboard racist everyone
>>25109620
What the fuck is next to your dick?
Any true cinephile here?
Post a list of your favourite movies
Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes
The Cranes are Flying
Harakiri
three first movies that came to my mind and that i liked
>>25109139
I'd propably consider myself somewhat cinephile, as in i have seen like a shitton of movies and i'm not a normie only watching capeshit. I'm also able to tell apart good from bad movies, unlike normies. Like i look for things like lighting, cuts, camerawork, cinematography, dialogue and all that stuff that i didn't really pay any attention to before.
>>25109139
>________
Rashomon
Ran
seven samurai
dersu uzala
sansho the bailiff
ugetsu monogatari
woman in the dunes
tha face of another
mishima: a life in four chapters
harakiri
tokyo story
floating weeds
samurai rebellion
the burmese harp
>___________
femNEET feels thread?
>tfw your neetbeta orbiter is out of money from his parents to fund my lavish femNEET lifestyle
>tfw wagechad doesn't reply to your texts right away
>>25109056
>tfw acquire NEET gf who dropped out of HS
>tfw treat her like a princess for months
>tfw I make 80k a year
>tfw I slowly start to treat her like shit
>tfw I threaten to kick her out regularly and force her to do perverted sexual acts
>tfw she cries every time I threaten to kick her out
Kek, I love having a NEET gf. They're like obedient slaves or bet that I have wrapped around my finger.
>tfw neet boys disgust me
Wow he combined the two most hated threads and spammed them to exponentially increase the ass hurt of this board's users.impressive shit posting to be brutally honest
Who /wantqtblackgf/ here? Post pictures and stories here.
No one wants a nigger, you must be black, probably a fat black whore
>>25108948
>qt
>this ape
wtf nigger
>>25108948
Just how you like them you nigger lover
