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How the fuck do I get on disability?
>>25107954
lookup who gives tardbux in your area and look at their requirements and process, typically you need a doc to sign off on you mental and/or physical cripledness being enough to keep you from working then they do their own evaluation and back ground stuff, and then you usually get a pittance because they think you can still work a fastfood job.
>>25108068
I'm okay with a pittance, isn't there like an infographic of the black guy talking to the little kids
?
>>25107954
good luck, i've been trying to get it for six years and i'm so far gone in mental retardation at this point i faint trying to exit my house
i have lawyers and documentation, state doesn't give a fuck
all the fat fucks who are disabled because they can't stop eating pizza and gained 300lbs basically made it nigh impossible for real retards to get
>BMI: 16.4
rate
>>25106334
17.0
who /skelly/ here
fat fucks need not apply
>>25106334
Same here mang
26.0
Who /chubby/ here?
Would you date a ghetto black girl? I'm not 100% ghetto but I'm 50%. I don't talk like a "white girl", I sound like a typical Detroit black girl. I have long nails and I listen to rap. I'm obviously not full hood bitch because I am posting on 4chan.
>>25105145
If you're nice/loyal. What are your interests? Do you like white men?
No offence, but our races shouldn't mix. That's better for all parties involved.
>>25105145
Yes, I would definitely
Wouldn't your cock look cute in a chastity cage?
>>25101800
Fuck off to /lgbt/ and take your mental illness with you
Check em
>>25101833 (checked)
I concur.
Check these privileges as well.
>>25101800
If I had the money, I'd buy one and cuck myself out.
>spam
how is this post spam lmao
any canadian women looking for a bf?
>>25112637
No, eh.
>this is oc
>>25112637
>thinks there are really women on /r9k/
>>25112829
I've met a handful
Is it actually possible to love a woman that's had another man ejaculate all over her face?
Everyone has things they might regret about their past. You shouldn't hold it against them.
>>25112095
Is it actually possible to love a man that shit posts on 4chan?
No. Only virgins are worth my attention.
NEETS ARE THE SAME AS CHADS
NEETS ENJOY LIFE
NEETS LIVE IN LUXURY
NEETS MOCK AND BELITTLE THOSE NOT AS FORTUNATE AS THEM
NEETS DONT HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD
NEETS DO NOT KNOW SUFFERING
NEETS ARE BULLIES
NEETS ARE CHAD
THIS BOARD IS FOR ROBOTS. ROBOTS LIVE LIFE IN MISERY. NEETS GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!
So robots can only be wagecucks? I dunno 'bout that...
>>25112167
GEE I DUNNO DOES GOING TO WORK FOR 40 HOURS A WEEK AND THEN COMING HOME TO NO GF SOUND LIKE A GREAT LIFE???? FUCK OFF NEET OR CHAD WHOEVER YOU ARE.
>>25112264
You're not convincing me. Sorry.
Am I gay or was it natural teenage hormones getting the best of me?
>be me
>be 2 years ago
>be 16 in high school
>straight, never was (or am) attracted to guys
>called people gay like most teens, never even considered liking men
>at sleepover with best friend
>thought about sucking his dick before
>literally ONLY thought that was this guy, he wasnt even that attractive and i've never even considered that with any other guy but him
>night and we are bored searching dumb youtube videos
>he turns on porn
>we jack off under covers
>i was just so horny i grabbed his dick hesitantly
>he doesnt move away
>after about a minute he grabs mine back
>end up sucking him off
It was this only guy, theres literally no other guy i would do that with and ive never even thought about being gay
bumpercarss yayyayy
super gay bro
You sucked a cock. Straight men don't suck cocks.
Hope this helps.
What's your first impression of me /r9k/?
Pic's me.
You take steroids to compensate for your manlet genes
you look both really old and really young at the same time
its jarring
>>25111918
Chad who has fucked tons of girls. Or a fagchad who has fucked tons of guys
lt's getting cold, isn't it?
>>25111895
y-youre scaring me pepe...where's mummy?
>>25112007
Where indeed.....
>>25112043
go back to reddit, I'm talking to OP
I just got banned on the game I love and lost 150euro. Feels thread
>>25111683
What game was it?
>>25111730
csgo, all because I used an injector on a different game and Vac thought it was for csgo. I should've known better.
I spent over $1K on a game. Shared it with my friend and he also put a few hundred in it. He sold it while I was away for school. Sold it for fucking $50 to buy his girlfriend a birthday present. Stupid little Asian faggot.
I'm in love robots ;_;
Become a serial killer and maybe she'll talk to you.
>>25111553
>become a serial women's restroom seat licker
>become infamous
>FBI gets involved
>nicknamed, media frenzy the whole nine yards
>Agent Starling falls in love with the eccentric Chad criminal
>we make sweet forbidden love like a feather indian and bearded colonial explorer
>????????????
>profit
J-Jodie Foster?
Please go back to being young again.
Just have a One-Night Stand, anon. You'll feel better.
>>25111471
but that involved seducing a girl and I can't even talk to one
That's haraam. You don't eat meat somebody has already digested would you?
>>25111471
>"just have a one night stand anon! it's so easy!"
>LOL, LOOK AT THE WAY ANON EATS
lmao my familia would never call me anon, this didn't even come close to making me feel nervous
>>25111240
im not good at this sorry.
>implying my last relative hasn't been dead for 10 years
good one
>women insult fat men and short men
>men insult fat women
Why don't we start insulting short women to make it even?
>not insulting tall giraffe neck women
>>25111225
Tall women are god tier. Womanlets under 5'4" are shit tier.
Womanlets are really cute though.
